"Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice."

"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."

"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a thực phẩm group."

"I'm a virgin. I just wanted bạn to know, in case ... I just wanted bạn to know."

"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would bạn take romantic Lời khuyên from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"

"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help bạn for once."

"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."

"There is no thêm hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No thêm Nairtinis, no thêm headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"