Chapter 1: At the táo, apple farm
Snake:Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Derpy: Knocks on door*
Snake:* opens door*
Derpy: Hi Rick, here's your mail.
Snake: Oh, thanks Derpy.
Derpy: So are bạn doing anything later tonight?
Snake: Not that I can think of why?
Derpy: Well I was… wondering if… maby we could--
Snake: Shoot I'm gonna be late for work!!! Uh, see bạn later Derpy.
Derpy: Oh yeah see ya.
*at the táo, apple farm* 
Rift: xin chào Rick, you're two phút late!!
Snake: Sorry, I slept in a little late.
Applejack: xin chào there sugar cube. *kisses Snake*
Snake: Mornin' Applejack. 
Big Macintosh: Remember; if bạn break mah sisters heart,...

Chapter 1: Visiting
Rift: Ok ngôi sao I need bạn to keep your eyes closed.
Star: What are bạn trying to hiển thị me daddy?
Rift: Ok, open your eyes.
Star: What's this?
Rift: It's your grandfathers' armor.
Star: How come it's not it's traditional vàng and white?
Rift: Because your grandfather he was the Colonel of the royal guards.
Star: Wow.
Rift: Yup, he was the greatest. Even Queen Chrysalis feared him.
Star: What happened to him?
Rift: Chrysalis got lucky. Have bạn ever heard of project Ursa?
Star: Is that where bạn bánh mỳ, bánh mì the Ursa majors and minors?
Rift: No, it was a group of the best royal guards there were....

Interviewer: So here we have.....
Me: Liam hoặc William I prefer my Scottish name off duty....
Alec: Alec I'm the drummer....
John: I'm the một giây guitarest John.....
Adam: And I'm the first guitarest Adam....
Interviewer: So what are your thoughts on the iPad?
Me: The iPad eh? *bites lower lip*
Adam: The iPad is great, the iPad 2 was better......
Alec: But we're not entierly sure about the iPad 3.
John: Eeyup, we've had some problems with Internet refresh, and having to restart it a whole lot, but over all it's not a bad product.
Me: Yeah, we understand why Steve needed to make the iPad 3. Every one expects...

Chapter 1: Normal Saturday
Rift: *wakes up* Morning Pinkie.
Pinkie: Morning Rift.
Rift: *kisses Pinkie's nose*
Pinkie: What would bạn like for breakfast?
Rift: I'll just have some coffee for now. I'm not hungry.
Pinkie: Ok.
Rift: Oww, my back is killin' me.
Pinkie: *out of bed* From what?
Rift: I guess from carrying all those apples with Macintosh.
Pinkie: *massages Rift's back* How does that feel?
Rift: A little lower please. 
Pinkie: There, is that better?
Rift: Yeah, thanks Pinkie.
Pinkie: You're welcome.
Later....*
Rift: Ok, so what is your guys problem with my wife playing video games with us?
Sonic Dash:...

Chapter 1: New kid
Rift: Riff what're bạn doing?
Riff: Boxing.
Rift: Here let me hiển thị bạn how. bạn keep both hands up, and when bạn jab bạn keep one arm up to defend your face.
Shining Armor: Yup. Riff spar with Jones for a bit I need a break. *vaults himself over the boxing ring's ropes*
Riff: Ok.
Rift: Arms up. Southpaw, left upper cut.
Riff: Woah!!
Rift: Hey, I'm saying what I'm doing and bạn need to find away to counter it. Again. Southpaw, left upper cut.
Riff: *dodges the southpaw and blocks the left uppercut*
Star: Hi daddy.
Rift: *looks over shoulder* Hi sweetie. What're bạn doing here? *pickes...

Chapter 1: Sleepless
Rift: *reading*
Fluttershy: *tightening quần áo, áo choàng sash with wings and walking down staris* Rift, what's wrong? It's three in the morning.
Rift: Can't sleep.
Fluttershy: Why can't bạn sleep? I thought bạn could fall asleep easily when you're with me.
Rift: *Looks up at Fluttershy* I can it's just.......remeber a few weeks cách đây the nightmare I had?
Fluttershy: What about it?
Rift: I keep having it.
Fluttershy: *kisses Rift's cheek*'Ok, well if bạn get tired just come on up to bed.
Rift: Ok, good night and/or morning Angel.
Fluttrshy: Good night.
Later that morning....*
Kat: *walking down stairs*...

Rift: *sigh* This island probably wasn't the best damn place for an engineering career, hàng đầu, đầu trang of my engineering class and I get stuck as a fucking security engineer, not even the same thing, I'm just the one ngựa con, ngựa, pony who cleans the guns. Heh, mom probably wouldn't have been happy about this, but why should I care hoặc even think about that fucking slut of a pegasus? It's all her fault I'm here in the first place her cheating on dad ever since me and Sheila where born, yeah some real fucking commitment she made, she was the one who pushed me here so she could forget about her only two children and fuck...

Chapter 1: Study
Donatello: *knocks on door*
Rift: Hi Donatello. bạn here for the study session with Kat?
Donatello: Yes sir I am.
Rift: She's up in her room.
Donatello: I'll find my way. *walks into Susie's room* 
Susie: *using a blowdryer* Hm? Ahhh!
Donatello: Sorry wrong room.
*Donatello finally finds Kat's room*
Kat: Hi Donatello. What took bạn so long?
Donatello: I went in to all the bedrooms, well Susie's, Dewdrop's, and Calvin's.
Kat: Yeah, it's like a maze in here.
Later...*
Kat: bạn get how to use a punnett square now?
Donatello: Yeah, bạn know: I've never noticed how cute your eyes are.
Kat: *Blushes*...

Chapter 1: First day.
Rift: *asleep* What no, no, I didn't have anything to do with the oatmeal. 
Twilight: Rift get up.
Rift: School!!!!!
Twilight: What?
Rift: Oh, sorry Twi, dumb dreams.
Twilight: Would bánh quế, bánh kem sữa waffle help you?
Rift: bạn made waffles?
Twilight: Yep I know how much bạn like them.
Rift: *Hugs and kisses Twilight* Thank you, you're the best girlfriend ever.
In kitchen*
Rift's dad: Mornin Rift, miss Sparkle.
Rift: Mornin dad.
Twilight: Good morning Mr. Jones.
Rift's dad: Mr. Jones is my father, bạn can call me Jack.
Twilight: Ok, Jack.
Rift: I'm never gonna get use to hearing that.
Chapter 2: At school...

Rift and Twilight: Book 1
Chapter 1: Smart love
*at Rift's house*
Rift:Zzzzzzzzz..
Twilight: xin chào Rift, wake up.
Rift: Mom, just another five minuets...
Twilight: Well, I'm not your mom, and I won't give bạn five thêm phút because I made breakfast.
Rift: Dang it sorry Twi, bạn sound like my mom.
Twilight: But can she make bánh quế, bánh kem sữa waffle like I do?
Rift: bạn know I tình yêu your bánh quế, bánh kem sữa waffle Twilight.
Twilight/Rift: *walking down stairs*
Twilight: So, uh, Rift?
Rift: Yeah?
Twilight: Have bạn thought about what I đã đưa ý kiến about bạn and Spike?
Rift: As long as he stays on my good side I won't trample him.
Twilight: Why can't...

*This takes place sometime between the first and một giây games*
Chapter 1: Meet Isaac and Rift
Pilot pony: Ok we're entering the docking port of the ESC Eudora.
Head engineer pony: Ok bạn two get ready for the repairs.
Isaac: Got it sir come on Rift, get your R.I.G on.
Fluttershy on video message: I tình yêu bạn Rift.
Isaac: How many times have bạn watched that?
Rift: thêm than bạn can count Isaac.
Isaac: Come on just get your R.I.G on.
Rift: *steps into R.I.G machine and emerges with R.I.G on*
Rift's R.I.G computer: Resource Integration Gear set up for Jones, Rift. Age: Not programmed , Height: 6"3', Other...

Rift and Fluttershy: Book Two
Chapter 1: Daily grind.
Rift: Zzzzzzzzzz.
Kat & Susie: Daddy, Daddy wake up!!!!
Rift: Huh, no, no I don't need to get up till eleven.
Fluttershy: Um,Rift it's 11:32 you're going to be late for work.
Rift: Wait what!?!? Oh dang, Fluttershy give me my yên cương, dây nịt please!
Fluttershy: Sure big boy, *holds Rift's yên cương, dây nịt in her mouth*eer oo o.
Rift: Thanks Fluttershy *puts on yên cương, dây nịt and kisses Fluttershy's cheek*
Kat: Awwww, how cute.
Susie: Ewww.
Rift: Big Macintosh is gonna have my hide if I'm late. *whistles* Taxi!
Later........*
Big Mac: You're late Rift.
Rift: I know Big Mac,...

Prologue: The beginning
Rift's father: He's so cute honey, I knew he would what should we name him?
Rift's mother: How about Rift.
Rift's father: Rift?
Rift's mother: Rift, for that scar going down his eye.
Rift's father: That's just perfect, our little Rift.
Nurse: Ahh I see he's awake.
Rift: Daddy.
Rift's father: *gasp* Honey he đã đưa ý kiến his first word.
*5 years later*
Rift: xin chào dad where are we goin'?
Dad: We are going to see a play at your school.
Rift: Awwwww, how'd bạn find out?
Mom: We saw the flyer bạn tried to throw away mister.
Rift: Shoot.
*at Rifts school*
Teacher: Ok class we have a new student today...

Me: This song I dedicated to my dog and my grandmother, may they rest in peace.
*John and Adam play a few of thier đàn ghi ta, guitar strings*
Good bye old friend I hardly knew it was your time to go.
*Alec joins with his drumms*
Where did all the years go of the joy
and tình yêu that you've brought to me?
Why did ya leave me
All alone here?
How did this happen so soon?
You wheren't suppose to leave me till noon.
On the ngày after tomarrow.
If there's one thing I learned,
Is that good things never last.
Why did bạn leave me so fast?
Can't I get just one thêm ngày with you?
*instrumental*
*just me*
If I could do it all over...

*using the beat of green day's minority*
I don't need Christianity
We don't need their insanity
Down with the moral majority
'Cause we din't need Christianity

I pledge allegiance to the USA!
One nation under liberty
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung, against the mold
Without a doubt
Singled out
The only way I know

'Cause I don't need Christianity
We don't need their insanity
Down with the moral majority
'Cause we don't need Thiên chúa giáo

Stepped out of the line
Like a con cừu, cừu runs from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now
The only way I know

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark...

(using the beat to Green Day's American Idiot)
Don't want to be a Terroist idiot!
Don't want a nation under the new terror
And can bạn hear the sounds of alkida?
The subliminal mind freak the Terroist! (Shows the Irish flip off
/)
Welcom to that new kind of tension
All across the third world nation,
Where every thing is ment to be OK!
Weapons dream of tomorrow,
there not the ones ment to follow
For that's enough to kill them!
Well maby I'm the American, Terroisit!
I'm not part of your terror agenda!
Now every one do the Bin-Ladin,
And sing along to the age of Terroia.
Welcom to that new kind of tension...

Kota: Rift, bạn have been deemed as a Jedi outcast for forming an attachment with Twilight Sparkle. bạn are to be exiled to your trang chủ planet Naboo and watched all ngày every ngày to ensure bạn don't go on a rampage.
Guard: *puts magnetic binders on Rift's wrists* Sorry sir. We have to escort bạn to the land speeder.
Twilight: I'm sorry Rift. I had to tell someone about us.
Rift: It's fine bạn had to tell and bạn told some one bạn trusted.
*in the ship*
Pilot: Damn road block.
Rift: *looking out window* 
Pilot: What is that...
*another speeder crashes into the one Rift is riding in and blows up*
Rift:...