"So, what do bạn think I should serve for giáng sinh dinner? Turkey? Ham?" Wilson asked House as they walked through the Whole Foods.
"Why not both? The thêm left overs, the thêm I get to relieve bạn of."
Wilson rolled his eyes and picked up a bag of croissants.
"Anyway, you're Jewish bạn can't eat ham."
"I'm Jewish but not orthodox. You've seen me eat bacon."
"You're mother must be rolling over in her grave."
"My mother's not dead, House."
"It's an expression, Wilson. No one ever đã đưa ý kiến it had to make sense." House replied as he placed a few cans of cây nam việt quất, cranberry sauce into the cart.
"Hey, here's a thought. Why not for once bạn actually hiển thị up for the bữa tối, bữa ăn tối itself instead of five hours later."
"I don't do giáng sinh parties."
"What are bạn the Fonz? Come to the party."
"I'd rather just go drinking with bạn at midnight. It's our tradition, Wilson. bạn wouldn't want to break tradition." House đã đưa ý kiến with mock sincerity.
"You don't want to come because that would mean having to be somewhat social and we can't have that. Hey, grab that bottle of cooking sherry."
House placed the rượu vàng, sherry into the cart.
"I can be social. Hell, our little bet proved I can even be nice."
"So, then there is no reason why bạn can't attend." Wilson đã đưa ý kiến with a Victorious smile.
"Just because I can be nice doesn't mean I want to. Anyway, what's in it for me?"
"Oh, I don't know. Free food. Free booze..."
"But I'll get that anyway when I raid your fridge," House stated as he picked up a can of Pringles and threw it in the cart.
"Cuddy will be there."
House stopped to rub his leg a bit before responding.
"Then I definitely won't be there." He đã đưa ý kiến as he walked down the toiletrie isle.
Wilson pushed his xe đẩy, giỏ hàng down the same isle.
"What happened now?"
"House, come on. What happened?"
"I went to her trang chủ to see her...to give her some diapers..."
"That was nice of you..."
"I told her that the woman she saw was infact who she thought she was."
Wilson just stared blankly at House.
"Well, don't bạn have anything to say?"
"Hurry up already. I need some of your patented psycho-analysis."
Wilson picked up a pack of razors and placed them in his cart.
"You wanted to be honest with her. bạn wanted her to know that bạn are still a flawed man who doesn't always think before he acts."
"So, bạn think I did the right thing."
"Yes and no. Tell me, how did she respond?"
"At first she đã đưa ý kiến she was a little put off bởi it, which in woman speak means she was pissed, but then she đã đưa ý kiến exactly what I told you, that I owe her no explanation because we're not together."
"Sounds like a rationalization to me."
"But it's not. We aren't a couple, Wilson."
Ignoring House's statement, Wilson pushed the xe đẩy, giỏ hàng to the side and stood in front of his friend.
"How did the conversation end?"
"Because I'm betting bạn wouldn't be this doubtful of the situation if the conversation ended well."
"She asked me to leave."
"You're going to have to fix this, House."
"I brought the diapers..."
"More than that. Look, she's coming to the party under the condition that bạn not be there. But I think if bạn happened to crash the event and..."
"This plot is so hackeneyed I've seen it used on General Hospital five times already."
"It's an old standby. Just come. Bring her a present and really make it a fun night for her and the baby."
"She's bringing the munchkin?"
"I thought it would be nice."
"I don't know how to entertain a baby."
"Oh, please. I've seen bạn with infants, toddlers and little kids. bạn are great with kids. bạn treat them like little people and never dumb things down to them, but bạn also know how to charm them too. bạn are always you're best with kids. Adults on the other hand."
House shook his head.
"God, Wilson shut up. I'll consider going."
"Well, that's a start. Just don't get her any present that involves crotchless panties hoặc edible underwear. And no monster truck tickets, laser tag coupons, hoặc free passes into strip clubs..."
"So, I get her nothing then?" House đã đưa ý kiến with a wide grin.
"Get her something she'll like. bạn did great with the desk..."
"I know I did." He đã đưa ý kiến sadly.
"I have faith that you'll do something else that she'll love."
House rolled his eyes.
"You're such a cornball romantic, Wilson."
"I have been married three times. If that's not romance..."
"It's not so much romance as it is unrelenting stupidity."
Wilson sighed in exasperation.
"Let's check out before bạn have me buying everything in the store.