Wilson and Cuddy had an idea, it was the annual charity event coming up and it was going to be a Bachelor Auction. Knowing full well that House would only grudgingly come to the event, Cuddy and Wilson had a plan; Cuddy was to engage House in a bet of some kind and make sure he lost, the price being he had to be the auctioneer at the event.

When House came barging into her office for the 'meeting', Cuddy began to discuss his patient manner and the fact that he constantly belittled and put down his staff. House replied that he did it because they were idiots, but Cuddy countered this saying "You dont do it because bạn need to, bạn do it because bạn want to, and bạn couldnt stop if bạn tried!"
"Wanna bet"House replied.

It was on! House had to last 3 full days without insulting a patient hoặc a staff member, if he won he got off clinic duty for a month, if Cuddy won he had to do something for her for a night (she wouldnt go into specifics!).

Cuddy was taking no chances, she had sent a memo to all staff telling them of the bet and getting them to deliberately annoy House so as to help her win. Everyone was enjoying the fact that they could annoy House and he wouldnt say anything back and they had bets on how long he would last.

House, was going crazy not being able to insult anyone and although he had made it almost to the end, he was about to explode. It was the end of his shift in the clinic when 13 came over to him and asking him to have a look at the patient she was examining in the clinic and House Mất tích it:
"No! I bloody well can't bạn are a doctor, allbeit a crappy one, do it yourself!"
Unfortunatley for House, Cuddy was in her office and at the sound of his voice popped her head around the door and đã đưa ý kiến simply,"You loose."
"No..no..no! Come on, my shift ended already!"
Cuddy just smiled and đã đưa ý kiến " Wear a tie."

So, the night of the auction was upon them, and House was not looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to it and had tried , unsuccessfully, to weddle his way ou tof it. He was going to have to do it.

House began bởi đọc information about the men, that Cuddy had written for him, as they walked down the 'catwalk', but he gradually sunk into the role and began adding in his own jokes here and there, actually insulting the men but getting away with it as everyone was laughing with him!

Cudddy couldnt belive it, House was actually really good at this, he had really taken to it and the bids were flying in for the men, some reaching $2000!

House got to the last name on the danh sách : Greg House. He just looked at Cuddy in the crowd and gave her a 'do bạn think i'm stupid' look when Wilson walked on to the stage and announced, "Greg House. Ladies?"

House was stunned and just stood there, until a nurse yelled: "seven dollars"
'seven?! are bạn kidding me' thought House.
He decided he was going to give this some welly and so began strutting down the 'catwalk', to much cheering and laughing. He struck stilly poses and because of this his bid prices increased and increased, Cameron spearheading the bidding war.

Cuddy stood in complete shock - she had thought he would have refused hoặc just stood there, and this she had not expected! She knew she was attracted to him, and now she could have the perferct opportunity to go on a ngày with him and she couldnt even speak. But her toungue suddenly became unstuck when House turned and shoot her a cheeky grin:
"eight hundred" she yelled.
House grabbed the mic from Wilson:
"Sold, to Dr Cuddy for $800" He said, grinning at her.


P.S. sorry it doesnt have much Huddy, anyone is welcome to write a bit for after this, i am going to do so soon but thêm than one idea cant hurt!