3.16 - Sandcastles in the Sand

I guess bạn would classify this aS a fanfic,its called "The Curse Of The Hourglass",i hate the tiêu đề so if anyone has an idea for a new tiêu đề pls let me know.I had randomly came up w/this poem and i realized that after the 1st 3 lines it was perfect for these two. so yea.here we go..(ps:i'd really appriciate comments,critism is welcome& somethings arent captialized just b/c i like them that way)

"The Curse Of The Hourglass"

isn’t it ironic, yeah how we both live in a world of gin, rượu gin and tonic yeah.
This is just perfect, bạn and me.
We don’t need to feel any better.
We don’t need some secret...

One Drink

* Anyone says "Awesome!"
* Robin says "literally"
* Barney says "legendary"
* Barney uses a pickup line
* Barney says “Suit up”
* Lily talks about hoặc is around her kindergarteners


Two Drinks

* Anyone says "Have bạn met..." (Ted, Barney, Me, etc.)
* Barney does magic
* Barney makes someone do a high five
* Barney says “Ha, please.”
* Barney says "daddy's home"
* Marshall says "Lawyered!"
* Ted does a voiceover
* There is a flashback
* Any mention of the Fierro

Three Drinks

* Barney says "Legen---wait for it---dary"
* Barney says “What up?”
* Barney mentions his blog
* Marshall...

Now I'd like to start off bởi saying that I'm a Bobin fan. I don't ship- mainly oot of principle- but I do tình yêu them together and would like to see them ending up together. Only I would like to see them unite in the very last season (Season 10?).Why?

I have been doing a little re-watchathon and saw the odd episode here and there from all seasons( admittedly mainly season 1&2) and one of the things I noticed and I had almost forgotten was the incredible inappropriateness of Barney!
And not even the crazy over the hàng đầu, đầu trang ideas hoặc theories like the "Lemon law" hoặc the "Hot-crazy scale". We have...