Hungary: That's GREAT Dear!!
Austria:(Just realized he was a boy) Huh?
Hungary: What's wrong? (To Austria)
Austria: Oh nothing.
Thinks To Himself: Now I understand why Holy Rome likes him.
Italy: xin chào Germany lets play some football come on lets play some football come on please please football play with me football football.
Britain:(to America) Don't worry I'll be back I just have to do some work to do. Now bạn be a good country.
America: No why do bạn have to go I don't want to stay here. Who will read me those boring books?
Britain: Those sách aren't boring that are call history. Now bạn go make some of your own ok.
Later.....
Britain: See I'm back just like I said.
America: xin chào British dude!
Japan: It's nice to meet bạn China where the sun sets. My name is Japan. I am from where the sun rises.
China: Well that wasn't very nice!
Romano: *holds up mustache* Ah-haaa, now bạn look stupid!
Germany: . . . From here it just looks like you're the one with the mustache.
Romano: What?! Don't look at me I'm hideous!!
England: Busby's chair... Anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a horrible and often painful death... Except... apparently... For Russia.
Italy: "I didn't know bạn were telepathetic!"
Germany: "Yahh, dat und I read idiot."
America: Check it out yo, how kick đít, mông, ass is my new fighter plane of doom!? Dude, it blowin your mind yet hoặc what?
England: *sigh* I don't get it, why did bạn call me all the way out here to look at a silly air plane. (snickers) Its just (stupid) I could never come up with the same design. I think its (stupid) very unique.
America: xin chào thanks Man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy heck out of you! So I'm glad bạn think its stud!
Holy Roman Solider 1: Why do we have to keep these stupid paintings?
Holy Roman Solider 2:Hoho, is this a painting of your little girlfriend, hoặc boyfriend hoặc gender neutral Chibi thing?
Holy Roman Empire: Its not like that!
Romano: Could bạn say something nice about me for once?
Italy: ...
Romano: I HATE bạn SO MUCH!
Italy: Romano, where are ya going!?
Germany: Now if bạn want to go make sure your prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not not mock any salutes of my country's past!
ngẫu nhiên Guard: Oh no everybody start to freak out the Great Prussia is here!!!
Prussia: SUCK IT LOSERS!!!!
Prussia: I'm Awesome!!!!
Panda: bạn guys related?
China: bạn bet! This guy happens to be my kid brother.
Japan: *long pause* Right.
China: WHAT THE HELL TOOK bạn SO LONG?
"This remind me of horror movie I saw one time when everybody die at end!" -Japan
America: Yo, tell me your ancient Japanese secret diet!
Japan: Well, I eat like human being instead of use thực phẩm to cover feeling of emptiness.
America: Hey! That was cruel!
Germany: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache und a grape.
Italy: Fine, I'm up, I'm up!
England: Bring on the fire, bring on the Hell, set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire-
America: I feel like we're summoning the devil!
Italy: "Pastaaaaaaaa!"
America: NO! Poor Britain!
(Creepy laugh Grim Reaper behind Britain's bed)
America: Rumor has it that bạn were mortality wounded!!! Is that true??? I BLAME GERMANY!
Britain: No it wasn't I was in the process of making a panjandrum, when well bạn know how I got side traced.
America: Dude, No way hang in there man come on please bạn can't just die bạn still owe me a whole crap tone of money!!
Britain: Calm down listen to me we have spent too much of our time fighting, and I want bạn to know...........I don;t hate bạn I know it must have seemed that way the truth is............(Grim Reaper covers Britain's mouth)
America:Britain, bạn ok?
Britain: (silent)
America: Eh eh eh eh (tapping head of Britain) AW dude Britain is totally DEAD lets go get a drink to celebrate. (patting GR on the shoulder)
Britain: 0____0
America: See I told bạn he wake up if we did that
Narrator:“Poland faced Germany tanks with…..Oh right anime fans…..Germany invaded Poland in……Oh right American fans………Poland is i country in Europe!!
Holy Roman Empire:In heaven, the police are British, the những người đang yêu are Italian, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, and the bankers are Swiss.
In hell, the police are German, the những người đang yêu are Swiss, the chefs are British, the engineers are French, and the bankers are Italian.
Italy: Its been a while since I slept with you, Romano.
Romano: Shut Up! bạn should at least have two beds in bạn place!
Italy: How weird I usually sleep together with Nhật Bản and Germany.
Romano:(Grabs Italy's throat) bạn STILL GET ALONG WITH THEM!!!!
Italy: The other ngày I had some nasty pizza.............Britain made it!
Hetalia theme song: Hey, xin chào Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, xin chào Mama!
Hey, xin chào Mama!
The bolognese that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am Hetalia!
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Look closely, that's the Earth
Might that be the Earth
I am Hetalia
Ah, with the single swipe of a paintbrush, a wonderful world can be seen
With our boots, let's make a toast! Hetalia!
TO BE CONTINUED MAYBE!!!!!.......
