A good friend will comfort bạn when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for bạn when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps bạn up when bạn fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps bạn find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask bạn if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at bạn and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer bạn a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with bạn at that time of month. A best friend will throw bạn a tampon and push bạn in.
A good friend gives bạn their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help bạn move. A best friend will help bạn di chuyển the bodies.
A good friend will bail bạn out of jail. A best friend will be in the room tiếp theo to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen bạn cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that bạn cried.
A good friend asks bạn to write down your number. A best friend has bạn on speed dial.
A good friend will leave bạn behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells bạn that she knows how bạn feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask bạn why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when bạn start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help bạn learn to drive. A best friend will help bạn roll the car into a lake so bạn can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when bạn go away. A best friend won't let bạn go away.
A good friend will go to a buổi hòa nhạc with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide bạn from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after bạn in the first place.
A good friend will be there for bạn when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps bạn up when bạn fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps bạn find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask bạn if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at bạn and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer bạn a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with bạn at that time of month. A best friend will throw bạn a tampon and push bạn in.
A good friend gives bạn their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help bạn move. A best friend will help bạn di chuyển the bodies.
A good friend will bail bạn out of jail. A best friend will be in the room tiếp theo to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen bạn cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that bạn cried.
A good friend asks bạn to write down your number. A best friend has bạn on speed dial.
A good friend will leave bạn behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells bạn that she knows how bạn feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask bạn why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when bạn start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help bạn learn to drive. A best friend will help bạn roll the car into a lake so bạn can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when bạn go away. A best friend won't let bạn go away.
A good friend will go to a buổi hòa nhạc with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide bạn from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after bạn in the first place.
