1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, bạn got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than bạn look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for bạn now!" *Prepare yourself bởi getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did bạn say something?"
5. "Why do bạn have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm...
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