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posted by emmaisobsessed
It was a very nice day, and finally getting warmer. Since today was a beautiful day, Professor Isles took her students outside for today’s lesson. She had sent out notes to every student, telling them to meet her on the Training Grounds. Madam Hooch had told her they had a gnome infestation there, and since that was this lesson’s topic, she thought it was best to go to them.

All her students were outside on time, and Professor Isles smiled as she started. “Good morning, class,” she said. “As bạn can see, it’s a beautiful ngày today, so I wanted to take bạn outside to study gnomes. Can anyone tell me what a gnome looks like?” she asked.

A tiny Gryffindor student raised her hand. “It has a beard and a pointy hat,” she đã đưa ý kiến with a smile. Unfortunately, this answer was wrong, and Professor Isles shook her head.

“I’m sorry, but that’s wrong. That is, however, what Muggle garden gnomes look like,” Professor Isles đã đưa ý kiến to the student. She was a Muggleborn, and had never heard about magical gnomes. “Our gnomes no thêm than 1ft tall, are usually brown in color and have potato-like heads.”

Professor Isles had just finished speaking when she kneeled down and picked something up. “This is a gnome,” she said. She had to speak louder now because the gnome was yelling too.

“Gerroff me! Gerroff me!” Professor Isles chuckled, but didn’t let go of the gnome just yet. She was going to hiển thị her students how to get rid of gnomes in a bit.

“Gnomes live underground, in gnomeholes, where they dig up and eat roots of plants,” Professor Isles explained. “This creates little heaps of earth around gardens, a lot like moles. Which is why there are currently no Quidditch teams practicing here. It’s almost impossible to land here.”

Professor Isles fell silent for a moment. "If one tries to bite bạn while bạn want to get it out of your garden, hoặc suddenly starts attacking you, it's best to use a Stunning Spell. That way it can't hurt bạn and bạn can still throw it out of your garden without the gnome being able to come back to your garden," she explained.

Professor Isles had to look out now, before the gnome would bite her. He was already starting to struggle a lot. “Now I’m going to hiển thị bạn how to get rid of them if bạn ever find them in your gardens,” she đã đưa ý kiến as she rose the gnome above her head. She then started swinging him around, in a perfect loop, above her head. When she had the feeling the gnome would be dizzy enough, she threw it away, right off the Training Grounds. Students gasped when they saw how far she had thrown the gnome.

“You spin the gnome above your head to make it dizzy. This so they can’t find their way back to their holes,” Professor Isles explained. “Then bạn throw it as far as bạn can. Why don’t bạn all try it? The field needs to be cleared, and this is a good way for bạn to practice.”

Her students did as they were told, grabbing a gnome and spinning it above their heads. “Gnomes aren’t really smart. As soon as they hear someone is de-gnoming their garden, they come out of their holes to check it out, much like now.” Professor Isles pointed at a few gnomes that just seemed to come out of their holes.

“Another way to de-gnome a garden is bởi using a Jarvey, which is the natural predator of the gnome,” Professor Isles explained as she 'too' started spinning around another gnome. “But this method is considered far too violent. It’s the reason why this method is hardly used bởi anyone.”

After having đã đưa ý kiến that, she just continued de-gnoming the Training Grounds with her students. About half an giờ later, right before the lesson would be over, the whole field was clear. “Please take a piece of parchment with the homework before bạn go back to the castle,” Professor Isles said. “It’s due before 11:59pm hex time on May 16th.”
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~I DID NOT WRITE THIS. THIS WAS TAKEN OFF OF THE HOGWARTS EXTREME WEBSITE~
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First of all I have to admit that I initially liked the twilight. The first movie I mean, it was pretty entertaining. Then I saw new moon and eclipse, hated both these films. The character I started to like initially were spoiled in thFor example ever since Edward’s suicide attempt in new moon and Jacob’s begging for Bella’s love, I despised both those characters.
Okay here is the deal.
Breaking was a hope that there will be some improvement in the saga, especially in terms of direction and acting. My Những người bạn told me that the movie breaking dawn was great and that they felt like crying...
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posted by SpecialAgentKat
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real...
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posted by crazyfanatic
Dear Harry Potter fans, these are hard days for us, because our greatest story is getting beaten bởi silly vampires. Twilight những người hâm mộ are taking over, and we are not doing anyrhing. They say it's ridiculoud and pointless, hiển thị them they're wrong!We're not letting this happen! Did bạn see how much những người hâm mộ they got? How many people are there in twilight club? thêm than HP! How did we let this happen? We have to fix this! Not just about các câu lạc bộ and fanpop, everywhere, hiển thị the world HP is still alive! There are a few things we can do:
- Enter VS các câu lạc bộ (HP vs T, Hermione vs Bella, Harry vs Edward...) more...
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1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House màu sắc indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing Marijuana hoặc hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate ngày to the Yule Ball.
8. I will...
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Guaranteed to, er..get bạn admitted to St. Mungo's?

Thank bạn Erin and mugglenet.com:)


1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if bạn can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your ngày been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick...
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Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's tim, trái tim if bạn get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and hiển thị yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...
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