Ways to piss off Hermonie!
1. Say that the smarter bạn are, the quicker bạn die.
2. Tie her to a chair and tell her she can't get up until she finds the last number in pi. (3.14...................)
3.Lock her in a room that has a gun with one bullet and repetitively plays Hillary Duff soundtracks
4. Force her to read a German dictionary and write a 10 page book báo cáo on it.
5. Throw water balloons at her and tell her bạn wanted to know if she would melt.
6. Stick her in the Jar with Rita Skeeter.
7. Force her to sing, "The Real Slim Shady."
8. Follow her to the thư viện and everytime she opens a book, throw a house elf across the room, to distract her, so she fails her exams.
9. Dig up Dobby's mangled corpse and follow her around Hogwarts with it.
10. Tell her that Ron wants to name their daughter Lavender Sybil Weasley
11. Send her a note saying 'Hermione, I'm your REAL mama! We have to start bonding!' sign it from Bellatrix Lestrange.
12. Send her a note saying 'I'm looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to meeting bạn in the after-life, Miss Granger," signed from Severus Snape.
13.Pay Harry to whine "But I'm the Chosen One, 'Mione!" every time she finishes a sentence.
14. Make sure the Slytherins follow her around all ngày and ask her questions.
15. Turn her into a cat and tell her Draco Malfoy did it.
16. Summon a hotdog from a nearby village then look stunned bởi her gasp of horror. "What? I was hungry!"
17. Say sorry to her at least twenty times a day. When asked why, tell her that bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp Ron's heart.
18. Tell her that Harry and Ron don't wish to be her friend anymore.
19. Phone her from an area near Hogwarts then tell her that bạn are in Hogwarts. "Hah! bạn can use phones in Hogwarts!"
20. Call her a know-it-all at least twice every ten phút then point to the person tiếp theo to bạn if she looks at you.
1. Say that the smarter bạn are, the quicker bạn die.
2. Tie her to a chair and tell her she can't get up until she finds the last number in pi. (3.14...................)
3.Lock her in a room that has a gun with one bullet and repetitively plays Hillary Duff soundtracks
4. Force her to read a German dictionary and write a 10 page book báo cáo on it.
5. Throw water balloons at her and tell her bạn wanted to know if she would melt.
6. Stick her in the Jar with Rita Skeeter.
7. Force her to sing, "The Real Slim Shady."
8. Follow her to the thư viện and everytime she opens a book, throw a house elf across the room, to distract her, so she fails her exams.
9. Dig up Dobby's mangled corpse and follow her around Hogwarts with it.
10. Tell her that Ron wants to name their daughter Lavender Sybil Weasley
11. Send her a note saying 'Hermione, I'm your REAL mama! We have to start bonding!' sign it from Bellatrix Lestrange.
12. Send her a note saying 'I'm looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to meeting bạn in the after-life, Miss Granger," signed from Severus Snape.
13.Pay Harry to whine "But I'm the Chosen One, 'Mione!" every time she finishes a sentence.
14. Make sure the Slytherins follow her around all ngày and ask her questions.
15. Turn her into a cat and tell her Draco Malfoy did it.
16. Summon a hotdog from a nearby village then look stunned bởi her gasp of horror. "What? I was hungry!"
17. Say sorry to her at least twenty times a day. When asked why, tell her that bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp Ron's heart.
18. Tell her that Harry and Ron don't wish to be her friend anymore.
19. Phone her from an area near Hogwarts then tell her that bạn are in Hogwarts. "Hah! bạn can use phones in Hogwarts!"
20. Call her a know-it-all at least twice every ten phút then point to the person tiếp theo to bạn if she looks at you.
The whole world is a người hâm mộ of Harry potter. The chief reason for this is the book is concerned all about magic. And children tình yêu magic. I was suggested to tham gia the người hâm mộ club bởi one of my friends. And now I really tình yêu it. This is the first time I have got a chance to express my các lượt xem about the glorious book, HARRY POTTER. I have been one of the greatest những người hâm mộ of Harry potter since first book was published. I had a liking for sách when compared to the movies. But my các lượt xem had been changed sice I saw the movie of HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE. I am glad I joined the club and a special thanks to my friend who suggested me to do so!!!!!!!!!!!
I tình yêu HARRY POTTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tình yêu HARRY POTTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my Harry Potter người hâm mộ fiction review.
Hermione's friend in her Muggle life has enter Hogwarts! Samantha Crane, her name, is a jealous, snobby girl who likes to bully Hermione in the past. Surprisingly, she's invited bởi McGonagall to become Hogwarts student for a week!
Harry, Ron and Hermione later knows the truth: Sam is planning to do something worse to Hogwarts, before the professors know it. Together, the trio struggle to prevent Sam's plan!
If bạn want to see it, see my thông tin các nhân on June. I'll post the link!
(PS: bạn can recommend better ideas.)