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This Jokes we're also đã đăng on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen




Q: What to Edward and a giáng sinh cây have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.


Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what bạn are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!


Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much bạn mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: bạn know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.


Q: How do bạn kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her sách and wait for two minutes.



Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward bạn suck!!!!
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Publishers Weekly-"After her transformation into a vampire, it's almost impossible to identify with her in Breaking Dawn"

Lilah Lohr of the Chicago Tribune-"Bella's character, compared to the Quileute wolves, is less satisfying"

Kirkus Reviews-"Bella's appeal is based on magic rather than character, but her and Edward's portrayal of dangerous những người đang yêu hits the spot"
"Bella's personality is flat and obsessive"

Laura Miller of salon.com-"In regards of Edward and Bella, neither of them has much personality to speak of"

Jennifer Reese of Entertainment Weekly-"You may wish she had loftier goals and a mind...
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