• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkGeorgina: Judging bởi the size of the bít tất, sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: bạn can't outbid me. How do bạn expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkVanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, bạn can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkDan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been thêm pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkEric: Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkSerena and Vanessa: [to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch bạn on a walk of shame?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: [to Dan] From Serena to Georgina? Quite a fall, even for you.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a găng tay and I still wanna wash my hands!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless vault, kho tiền of do-overs?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: Guys like Carter don't change, S.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkScott: Vanessa, I lied to bạn because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: What are bạn proposing?
Chuck: We don't go to the auction. Neither one of us gets the photo. It's the only way.
Blair: I already have my bidding paddle.
Chuck: I'm sure we can find some other use for it.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: I see bạn didn't bring your sidekick this evening. Probably for the best, this place doesn't accept IOUs. Some guys just are-
Serena: Who they are? That's exactly what Blair just said.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I can't believe bạn lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best. [pauses] She lấy trộm, đánh cắp my shoes?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I want bạn to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I tình yêu you. bạn enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: How do bạn know?
Chuck: Because bạn believe in me.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: I've booked the penthouse. What do bạn say we christen my legacy? hoặc do bạn need to be bribed?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Mất tích Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: He has to answer to a board, Serena. And board members tend not to approve of các câu lạc bộ with áo, áo khoác check girls who give happy endings.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I'll win bạn know. I ruled at Constance and I will rule here!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Apparently higher education doesn't make for smarter decisions. So take out your notebooks and sharpen your pencils, kids. Gossip Girl's going to college, and this class has a lot to learn.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: [in bed] bạn were right about the dorms. The lighting is awful. bạn okay?
Chuck: [sleepy] I am now.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: There's a reason I always come back to your Carter, and it's not because you're my bad habit.
Carter: What then?
Serena: You're the only one who understood why I wanted to find my father. bạn were there for me through all of that and I trust you.
Carter: Anyone would have done the same thing.
No they wouldn't have. I don't want anyone else. I want you.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkRufus: [to Serena] I know I'm not the first guy that your mom's brought into your life, but if bạn and Eric will let me, I'd really like to be thêm to bạn than just Lily's most gần đây husband. Let me help bạn with this.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkCarter: Serena, listen to you, what's your deal? You're diễn xuất out because daddy doesn't tình yêu you? Is that why bạn skipped out on Brown too?
Serena: Please ...
Carter: No. I told bạn how I felt and bạn blew me off until bạn needed someone to do your dirty work. Well, it's time to find a new bad habit, because it's not gonna be me anymore.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkJesus freak: We thought our little cừu, thịt cừu had been Mất tích for good!
Georgina: I AM Mất tích for good.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkDan: [takes mic] Hi, I'm Dan. I just wanted to let everybody know that Blair Waldorf, over there, invited some people from Georgina's past just so she could embarrass her. But bạn know, we're all in college here, and college is a place where you're not judged bởi what bạn believe, and the Những người bạn bạn make, you're here to make new Những người bạn and start over. So the last time I checked, this party was pretty fun, right? [crowd murmurs] So ... who wants to leave with Blair? [silence] Who wants to stay here and drink cheap bia with ME!? [crowd cheers] It's a no-brainer!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Most of bạn don't know me. My name is Blair Waldorf. But a lot of bạn know my roommate who threw this amazing party, Georgina! I know, Georgina rocks, right? It's funny, I never knew a Jesus freak could throw such a good party, but I guess I was wrong. So everybody raise a glass, hoặc a plastic cup of foam, to the coolest Christian I know, Georgina Sparks!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: I thought your theory was that if we got to know each other, we'd break up.
Bree: Maybe I'm revising my theory.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBree: A cargo shorts fetish definitely goes in the minus column.
Nate: I was like 12 years old!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkKatie: So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Blair: Dan's a writer?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Forget the Four Horsemen. The real sign that the world is coming to an end? Blair Waldorf needing Dan Humphrey to rescue her from social extinction.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: [to Rufus] bạn know you're thêm scared of my mother than I am?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: Face it Blair. Once upon a time in a far off land, bạn were a queen. Here you're just a loser who will never fit in.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 8.5 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: So if you're not trying to sabotage me then what is this? First bạn deliberately ruin my sushi party and now you're making your move!
Georgina: This paranoia has got to stop, Blair.
Blair: I am NOT paranoid. I'm right. Why else would bạn form an alliance with Vanessa, the one person I may hate thêm than you?
Georgina: It's not an alliance. It's a friendship. Unlike you, Vanessa's cool and people like her. thêm than the weird girl who threw the cá party.
Blair: Sushi! There was toro!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Georgina, please. Nobody wants greasy pizza, bánh pizza and Vanessa's trang chủ phim chiếu rạp when there's a sushi and sake party tiếp theo door! Did I mention wasabi facials?
Georgina: Okay then. And ... shut the door?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: Why do bạn think I asked bạn to go out tonight? Because I knew something like this would happen!
Serena: Fine. Then I'll go.
Chuck: Train wreck.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBree: What do bạn say? You. Me. This apartment. Until we get sick of each other.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
Bree: bạn know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize bạn couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that bạn chew, and we'd break up.
Nate: That's a romantic story.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby hoặc a poodle.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkDorota: Miss Blair. What we going to do? Call police?
Blair: No, we're going to throw a party.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: You're overreacting. The roommate thing is just a coincidence. My parents đã đưa ý kiến it was either Bible camp hoặc college, so ... go Bobcats!
Blair: So you're not in tình yêu with Jesus anymore.
Georgina: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair: bạn mean he dumped bạn because He found out bạn were Satan!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: Sorry I'm late ... Blair? Blair Waldorf! Oh my God! I can't believe it! We're roommates!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: Let's make it clear from the start. We don't know each other here.
Dan: [pauses] Works for me.
Vanessa: Me too.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: It's not Constance, Blair. The only queens at NYU are the ones with tickets to see Liza at Carnegie Hall.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: bạn are so sweet to see me off. I can't believe NYU orientation week is here!
Chuck: I have to object to bạn living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls. There's a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Every fall confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents' homes for the hallowed halls of higher education. Like any new venture, the new journey represents opportunity to conquer new territory. hoặc to be a little less lonely. But just because the opportunity presents itself doesn't mean everyone is ready to take it.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: I feel like I got off on the wrong foot here and I'd like to start again. So, thanks for bringing me Humphrey.
Dan: Yeah, well, I'd like to think that if I needed it, someone would do the same for me, although let's be honest, we both know it wouldn't be you. Oh ... no headbands in college.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
