Kurt (in a somewhat high voice): xin chào there, old friend. bạn need a shoulder to lay on? Dory wants to be a friend to ya! What do ya say?
Blaine (annoyed): bạn do realize that "Finding Nemo" is so 10 years ago?
(Blaine closes his locker and starts walking. Kurt follows beside him.)
Kurt: bạn liked it last night.
Blaine: What do bạn mean? We didn't see each other last night.
Kurt: Um, yes we did.
(There was a sudden flashback to last night at Kurt's house. The two were in Kurt's bedroom, listening to loud âm nhạc and watching "Entourage" at the same time. At exactly 11:15 p.m., Blaine turned the TV and radio off, and starting hiding under the covers. Kurt goes behind him with the plush Dory.)
Kurt: Dory's hungry, Blaine. Wanna know what that means? (He gets into his high-pitched voice.) Dory's coming for ya!
(Blaine giggles and tries to keep Kurt from tickling him, but fails.)
Blaine (drunk): Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Dory, bạn hyper son of a bitch! I tình yêu bạn so much.
(He and Kurt start to Kiss and make out.)
(The flashback ends.)
Blaine (silent and confused): My mind's completely blank.
(Silence.)
Kurt: Still, what's the problem?
Blaine: My brother. He thinks he's better than me.
Kurt: Oh, how silly. What makes bạn think that?
(The boys turned to a man, Cooper Anderson as he walked down the hall towards Blaine. Kurt has a surprised look on his face.)
Cooper: What's up, bro?
Blaine: Nothing much. Uh...Kurt, this is my brother--
Kurt: Cooper Anderson?!
Cooper (winking and pointing at Kurt): bạn know it.
Kurt (grinning happily): Oh, my gosh! I watched bạn in the commercial. bạn were so amazing!
Cooper: Thank bạn for the kudos.
Blaine: Kurt, maybe we should--
Kurt: Not now, Blaine. I'm dying to get to know thêm about your brother.
Blaine: But we were going to--
Kurt (stepping towards Cooper, speaking fast and excitedly): Please, can I get your autograph? When are bạn free for lunch? Look, I'll give bạn my number, and bạn tell me the time and place. Or, if it's easier, we can text each other about your tiếp theo new projects, and I'll be there to help you. We'll be like best friends! This is so amazing!
(Kurt pulls Cooper away and continues having a conversation with him. Blaine, irritated, walks away bởi himself. Quinn and Tina are standing bởi the front door, watching Cooper walk away with Kurt.)
Quinn: He's so cool.
Tina: I watch his commercials all of the time.
Blaine (to Tina and Quinn): Did someone make bạn come here to make me feel thêm pitiful?
Tina: No, we were just--
Blaine: Just leave me alone.
(Blaine walks out of the door. Quinn folds her arms.)
Quinn: This screws.
Tina: Tell me about it.
Quinn: Tina, shut up.
(The tiếp theo day, Blaine is in the auditorium bởi himself looking at his schedule for the tiếp theo week.)
Blaine (to himself): Man...do I really have to sing that much?
(At that moment, Cooper walks in.)
Cooper: Can we talk?
Blaine: About your tiếp theo audition? I'd rather not.
Cooper: No, about you. bạn seem kinda...I don't know, let down.
Blaine: And guess who's fault that is.
Cooper: bạn mean me? I was just helping out these hopefuls with their futures. What's bad about that?
Blaine: bạn taught Brittany and the Irish kid to wink after each of their sentences. Real actors don't do that.
Cooper: How would bạn know?
(Blaine starts to speak, but Cooper cuts him off.)
Cooper: And no, you're not gonna get out of character at this point just to prove a point to me.
Blaine: Anyways, not only bạn teach my Những người bạn the wrong things, but bạn always tell me what I'm doing wrong and sometimes upstage me.
Cooper: I was just trying to help. I didn't mean to hurt bạn like that.
Blaine: Fine, but just don't--
(At that moment, a casting agent walks in the auditorium to greet Cooper.)
Agent: Hey, are bạn Cooper Anderson?
Cooper: Yes.
Blaine: Excuse me, we're--
Agent: We need bạn for a role in a comedy TV show. Are bạn willing to audition?
Cooper: Of course. What do I audition for?
(Afterschool, Cooper and Blaine are in the studio, looking at the script for the TV hiển thị the agent was talking about.)
Cooper: Well, this seems...okay, I guess.
Blaine: Who's the co-star?
(At that moment on the set, Sue wakes up in giường in nothing but a white robe. She turns to the director.)
Sue: Okay, are we gonna get this over with? I have an ultrasound to go to.
Blaine's Thoughts: Crap...
Well, what did bạn think? I hope bạn liked it.
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