1 ngày 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n đã đưa ý kiến "Wat doz chó cái, bitch n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx ngày d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women đã đưa ý kiến "feel my titties" n the man đã đưa ý kiến "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman đã đưa ý kiến it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom đã đưa ý kiến dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
den d door chuông, bell rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n đã đưa ý kiến "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n đã đưa ý kiến "Wat doz chó cái, bitch n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx ngày d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women đã đưa ý kiến "feel my titties" n the man đã đưa ý kiến "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman đã đưa ý kiến it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom đã đưa ý kiến dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
den d door chuông, bell rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n đã đưa ý kiến "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did bạn know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" đã đưa ý kiến the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ bạn must know that your privates are exposed!" đã đưa ý kiến the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything bạn see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did bạn know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" đã đưa ý kiến the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ bạn must know that your privates are exposed!" đã đưa ý kiến the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything bạn see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
