những trò đùa thú vị Article: My jokes :D

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posted by Gokussj173

1.One ngày a man noticed that his Credit Card is stolen...But he didn't báo cáo it to Police.
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Guess WHY????? ;D
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!

2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...

3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...

4.One ngày a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed to escape from there and hid in a truck.
Thief 1:Boss,I forgot to count how money we stole.!
Thief 2:Yeah boss,I also forgot to count!
Boss:Dont worry,we can find it out in the newspaper tomorrow!!!

5.A teacher was teaching a class....
Teacher:Draw a biagram of Bacteria.
(after 30 seconds)
Dave:Here it is,sir...
Teacher:Where, I cant see anything?!
Dave:Sir u cant see Bacteria without microscope!!!!

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MineTurtle5 So....funny!

Gokussj173 Thaaaaank youuuuu

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The jokester

posted by harold

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