Lois

Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: bạn will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if bạn mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If bạn been so stiff they thought bạn died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a thư viện book out and I fells...

Peter:Oh Yeah,I Know All About The F-C-C!()=not part of the song)
Bum Buh Dum Dum Duh
Peter:They Will Clean Up All Your Taking In A Menace Such As This-
Brian:They Will Make bạn Take A Tinkle When bạn Wanna Take A Piss
Stewie:And They'll Make bạn Call Follachio(i dont know what that is)A quần, quần tây, bàn ủi li quần Friendly Kiss!
All:Its The Plain Situation! There's No Negotiation! Peter:With The Fellas At the Freakin' FCC!
Brian:There As Stuffy As The Stuffiest Of Speical Intrest Groups
Peter:Make A Joke About Your Bouls And They'll Order In The Troops!
Stewie:Any Baby With A Brain Could Tell Them Everybody Poops!
All:Take...