Song: link

Twilight: Let me point this out right now! I'm the most important ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the entire universe!
Applejack: Did bạn even check to see where bạn were standing?
Twilight: Why?
Eddie: *Blows his horn as he runs over Twilight*
Rarity: *Watching Eddie leave as he pulls fifteen Southern Pacific boxcars*
Fluttershy: Will she be okay?
cầu vồng Dash: Somehow, I don't doubt it. Let's get My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction set up. This is the original version bởi the way, not the extended one.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Our story takes place in the năm 1968. Twilight Sparkle has been a princess for an entire year, and America has experienced lots of change. As of right now, their army is fighting against the Vietnamese, and Shining Armor is one of the ponies that got drafted to fight in Vietnam.

American Ponies: *Running to cover while firing M16 rifles*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Returning ngọn lửa, chữa cháy with AK47's*

But, everyone in Pornstarville would experience a new enemy. It all started when Applebloom arrived at her school.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an trái cam, màu da cam car. Not only did he ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until he returned. You're lucky he hasn't seen bạn yet.
Scootaloo: *Looks down the road, and sees an trái cam, màu da cam car coming* I don't know about that.
Sweetie Belle: Applebloom, bạn have to get out of here. Find someone to help us, and save Cheerilee, and the others if they haven't been killed yet.
Applebloom: Okay. *Sees a brown stallion get in a car, and hops in the back without the driver noticing*
Applebloom hops into the back of this car
Brown Stallion: *Drives the car with Applebloom in the back*
Sweetie Belle: Good luck Applebloom.
Stallion; *Sees Applebloom in the car, turns around, and chases it*

Song: link

Brown Stallion: *Sees the trái cam, màu da cam car get closer to him, and floors it*
Stallion: *Follows the brown stallion's car*
Applebloom: *Looks at the trái cam, màu da cam car*
Stallion: *Lightly taps the back of the car Applebloom is in*
Brown Stallion: *Turns left*
Stallion: *Gets to the right side of the car Applebloom is in, and pushes it to the left*
Brown Stallion: *Nearly hits a dark green Cadillac, then turns right*
Stallion: *Hits a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant*
Brown Stallion: *Passes an intersection that has a red light*
Stallion: *About to vượt qua, cross the intersection, but gets hit on the right from a big rig hauling a flatbed. He then crashes into a black car that looks just like his*

Applebloom knew she was an toàn, két an toàn now. She decided to go tell cầu vồng Dash about the horrible news.

Stop the song

Applebloom: *Hops out of the car as it passes cầu vồng Dash's cloudhouse* cầu vồng Dash?! *Stands on hàng đầu, đầu trang of an Oldsmobile* cầu vồng Dash, I need your help!!
cầu vồng Dash: *Comes out of her đám mây house, and lands in front of Applebloom* What's the problem? *Sees a purple car stop behind Applebloom* (Who's car could this be?)
Stallions: *Get out of the car, and walk toward Applebloom* bạn there! We want to have a word with you!
Applebloom: Leave me alone!! *Running away*
Stallions: *Chasing Applebloom. They grab her, cú đấm her, and drag her toward the car*
Applebloom: This is a mad house!! A maad hooouse!!! *Gets placed in the thân cây of the car*
Stallions: *Drive away*

cầu vồng Dash decided to tell Princess Celestia about the horror that she just saw. She flew back into her cloudhouse, and made a call to the princess.

cầu vồng Dash: *Holding onto the phone* Please pick up.
Celestia: *Answers the call* Hello?
cầu vồng Dash: Princess? This is cầu vồng Dash-
Celestia: *Pleased* Dashie! What's happening my friend?
cầu vồng Dash: Nothing good. bạn see-
Celestia: Have I ever introduced bạn to my friend Tirek? We're coming down to Pornstarville to visit you, your friends, and see a new film called Where Eagles Dare. Care to tham gia us?
cầu vồng Dash: Okay.
Celestia: Good. *Hangs up*

6 hours later

cầu vồng Dash: *With Princess Celestia, and Tirek* It's great to see bạn two, but I have something important to tell you. Applebloom, and her Những người bạn are in trouble.
Celestia: Oh don't worry about them cầu vồng Dash. Those three can get away with anything.
Tirek: Princess. The movie?
Celestia: Oh yes. We must get going cầu vồng Dash. Can bạn go with us?
cầu vồng Dash: I'm sorry Celestia, but I have other things to do. Pinkie Pie, and Twilight want me to help them expand the library.
Celestia: Oh well. Perhaps another time. *Walks away with Tirek*

At the movie theater, Celestia, and Tirek were waiting for their popcorn.

Tirek: The movie starts in seven minutes. We have plenty of time.
Celestia: Okay. bạn know Tirek, I want to tell bạn something-
Movie Pony: Miss Celestia, do bạn want bơ on your popcorn?
Celestia: Ugh, James! Please don't interrupt me while I'm talking!
Movie Pony: Fine, I'll just give bạn the kernels! *Muttering to himself*
Tirek: bạn were saying Celestia?
Celestia: So, if anything bad were to happen to me, god forbid, bạn can take my place as princess of Pontiac.
Tirek: bạn mean, be the prince of Pontiac? Do bạn really mean that? It's a huge responsibility.
Celestia: Yes, I do mean it. You're a good guy, and I know you'll take good care of everyone.
Tirek: Thank bạn Celestia. bạn don't know how much this means to me. bởi the way, I have a really awesome thuyền that I want to take a ride on with you, after the movie.
Celestia: I'd be delighted.

After the movie, Celestia, and Tirek went to the harbor to ride on Tirek's boat. It was dark bởi the time they arrived.

Tirek: Are bạn ready for the ride?
Celestia: Yes I am, and might I add, this is a very nice thuyền bạn have.

They both got on board, and the thuyền left the harbor. They didn't go far though, because the thuyền started to sink. Tirek, and the driver of the thuyền swam to the harbor, but unfortunately, Celestia drowned.

Song (Start it at 1:31:52): link

Celestia's funeral was held in Pontiac. Everyone from all over America came to the funeral, including the mane 6. Many ponies had some things to say, including how much they loved Celestia, and how they were going to miss her. Everyone felt remorse, and sadness, and some had tears coming out of their eyes. Princess Celestia was a wonderful princess, and would be missed bởi everyone.

The ngày after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.

Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank bạn sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*

Song: link

Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have been taking over their place.

One day, Rarity parked her car in front of Carousel Boutique, and was listening to this song on her I pad: link


Rarity: *Walks into her boutique turning the volume up higher, and sees Tirek*
Tirek: Come here Rarity. We need to talk.
Rarity: *Comes closer to Tirek*
Tirek: I'm not happy with bạn Rarity. Do bạn know why?
Rarity: Is it because I'm listening to a genre of âm nhạc that hasn't been created yet on a piece of technology that also has not been created yet?
Tirek: bạn were fifteen phút late yesterday when delivering your dresses to Neigh York City. Explain yourself.
Rarity: With all due respect, it was the police at the entrance of the Holland Tunnel. They wouldn't let me pass, even though I had fifty cents, for the toll.
Tirek: Now Rarity, I know you're not a bad pony. bạn know what happens to bad ponies here. Right?
Rarity: *Looks out her window*
Roseluck: *Gets executed bởi an trái cam, màu da cam stallion*
Tirek: I shall see bạn later. *Leaves the boutique* And get rid of the music, and whatever it is it's coming out of!

Later that night, when Rarity was sleeping, three stallions walked in. They took Rarity away from her home.

tiếp theo morning, Tirek ordered cầu vồng Dash to pull five wagons full of trái cây from Sweet táo, apple Acres to the school.

cầu vồng Dash: *In her usual cheerful state, walking to the wagons*
Stallions: *Staring at cầu vồng Dash* That's too heavy for you. I don't know why Tirek assigned bạn to pull those wagons.
cầu vồng Dash: These aren't too heavy for me. *Gets herself hitched up*
Applejack: *Comes out with Big Macintosh, and Granny Smith* Taking the trái cây to the school cầu vồng Dash?
cầu vồng Dash: Yes.
Stallion: She's not going to make it.
Big Macintosh: Don't doubt it. There's one way she does it.

Song: link

cầu vồng Dash: *Slowly pulls the wagons* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. *Gaining speed* I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Stallion: Wait a minute, didn't this already happen in one episode?
Applejack: Yeah.

After that ended, cầu vồng Dash left the trái cây at the school, and was pulling thêm wagons to town hall, when she saw Pinkie Pie with Twilight, and Derpy at Rarity's boutique.

cầu vồng Dash: What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: cầu vồng Dash, it's terrible!! Zhey kidnapped Rarity!
Tirek: *Arrives* Pinkie, are bạn crazy holding unauthorized meetings behind my back?! Just look at cầu vồng Dash's wagons! Any second, there could be a huge accident!
Stallions: *Crash into cầu vồng Dash's wagons*
Tirek: That's it Pinkie, you'll be hearing from me later.

That night in Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie was making thêm bánh nướng nhỏ when the stallion with the trái cam, màu da cam car stopped in front of the store.

Stallion: *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Pinkie Pie: bạn are one of zhe stallions vorking for Tirek! Vhat are bạn doing here?!
Stallion: To take bạn out bạn German! *Knocks out Pinkie Pie, and takes her away*

tiếp theo morning, Tirek forced everyone in Pornstarville to meet with him in Sugarcube Corner.

Tirek: Okay everyone. Have bạn noticed a missing pony?
cầu vồng Dash: bạn took Pinkie Pie away? How could you?!
Tirek: That's right, I did take her away. The rest of bạn are now on probation!

For cầu vồng Dash, this was the last straw, she decided to go on a rescue mission to save her best friend. That night, she got the keys to her brand new Dodge Charger, and with another song from the future, she started her search.

Song: link

cầu vồng Dash: *Starts her car, and drives it*
Vinyl Scratch: *Walking down the street, and sees cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Looking in buildings, hoping to find Pinkie Pie. She turns right at an intersection, and continues looking for Pinkie Pie*

cầu vồng Dash looked all over Pornstarville, but couldn't find Pinkie Pie anywhere. She drove into Pontiac, and looked for her there. Alas, there was no sign of her friend. cầu vồng Dash was just about to give up her tìm kiếm when suddenly...

cầu vồng Dash: *Sees an trái cam, màu da cam car* Uh oh. That's one of Tirek's ponies. *Turns right, and turns off the music* I hope he didn't see me.
Stallion: *Keeps going straight*
cầu vồng Dash: Phew, that was close. *Hears tapping on her window, and sees Pinkie Pie. She lowers the window*
Pinkie Pie: cầu vồng Dash, I'm so glad I found you.
cầu vồng Dash: I'm so glad bạn found me too. Now hop in. I have to get bạn out of here.

And with Pinkie Pie at her side, cầu vồng Dash left Pontiac.

Pinkie Pie: Do bạn zhink anyone is following us?
cầu vồng Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that bạn think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
cầu vồng Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an trái cam, màu da cam car behind her* Remember seeing an trái cam, màu da cam Chevrolet Nova?
cầu vồng Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows cầu vồng Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, I take it back!
Stallion: *Shoots the back window on cầu vồng Dash's car twice*
Pinkie Pie: Did bạn bring any veapons?
cầu vồng Dash: No.
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel?! How could bạn forget?!
cầu vồng Dash: I didn't forget. *Hears a bullet hit her car's door* I didn't think I'd need one.
Pinkie Pie: Vell zhis is vhere you're proven wrong my friend. If I vas rescuing you, I'd bring several guns!
Tirek: *Blocks the road with a Jeep*
cầu vồng Dash: That's not good! *Swerves, and drives off the road*

The car crashed through the roof of a building.

cầu vồng Dash: Ugh... *Massaging her forehead* Are bạn okay Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but I'm still vượt qua, cross at bạn for not bringing any veapons!
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets out of the car with Pinkie Pie* I think we Mất tích those guys.
Stallion: Oh no bạn didn't. *Points the gun at cầu vồng Dash* Now, both of bạn are coming out with us.
Tirek: *Arrives* Naughty naughty mares. bạn shouldn't have tried to escape. Stallions are better.
cầu vồng Dash: Is this what all of the fighting is about? Because we're mares?
Pinkie Pie: Sounds stupid if bạn ask me.
Tirek: SHUT UP! Stallions are superior!
Stallion: Now just come with us.
cầu vồng Dash: Okay. *Walks with Pinkie Pie toward Tirek, and the stallion, but they accidentally step on a high speed model train*
Tirek: Wait. Where are we?
Stallion: *Looks around him, and sees lots of model trains* We're at a model train shop.
Tirek: Get on that train, and stop them. I'm going to wait for bạn further up the line.
Stallion: *Gets on the train as the last car passes him*

Song: link

cầu vồng Dash: We're going to escape!
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Stallion: *Walks up to Pinkie Pie, and cầu vồng Dash, pointing the gun at them* Not if I have anything to say about it.
cầu vồng Dash: *Hits the stallion, and watches him land on the front of another model train*
Pinkie Pie: Good one.
Tirek: *Angry. He tries to grab the two mares, but accidentally pushes them onto the other train* Oh great.
cầu vồng Dash: Now he's up front.
Stallion: What? *Turns around, and sees cầu vồng Dash with Pinkie Pie. He fires one bullet from his gun, but he hits the radio, and changes the music*

Song: link

Stallion: *Fires another bullet from his gun, and shoots the coupling between the train, and the car that Pinkie Pie is on, just as soon as they pass a switch. The train goes straight, and Pinkie's car goes to the right*
Pinkie Pie: *Leaning forward, making her car go faster then the train* Don't worry Dashie, everyzhing is under control. *Takes the gun from the stallion* I'll have zhat if bạn don't mind, eh? *Looks in front of her, and sees a window in the wall* Whoa!!!

The car she was on hit a set of buffers, and she flew through the window.

cầu vồng Dash: *Slowly moves up toward the front of the train*
Pinkie Pie: *On a luggage trolley tiếp theo to the train, holding a net* Tally ho! Leave it to me Dashie. I'll catch zhat pony. *Raises the net, but it gets caught on a moose head, and she falls on the back of the train* Aaaahhhh!!!
cầu vồng Dash: *Sees the stallion uncouple the locomotive from the train, and tries to catch him*
Pinkie Pie: Get him Dashie!
Stallion: *Going faster, he hits the button for a switch track, making him go phía trước, chuyển tiếp while the two mares go right*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees the end of the line* Dashie, ve're doomed!
cầu vồng Dash: *Sees a box full of train tracks, and grabs it. She quickly lays down thêm track to make the train turn around, and follow the stallion on the locomotive*
Pinkie Pie: Mind zhe table!!
cầu vồng Dash: *Puts down track to make the train go quickly to the right, then to the left*
Pinkie Pie: *Frightened* AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Stallion: *Looks at the straight track in front of him, thinking he will get away*
cầu vồng Dash: *Laying down track, letting her train vượt qua, cross the track that the stallion is travelling on*
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! *Grabs the locomotive* Was ist das?
Stallion: *On the tender of the locomotive. He sees the two mares catching up to them*
cầu vồng Dash: *Laying down track, having them tiếp theo to the stallion*
Pinkie Pie: All yours Dashie!

The stallion was reaching the end of the line, and suddenly, the tender he was on hit the buffers, and he was airborne.

cầu vồng Dash: *Laying down track having her train stay below the stallion*

Eventually, the train crashed into a drawer, and cầu vồng Dash was on the ground.

Stallion: *Falling towards cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Grabs a glass bottle, and has the stallion land in that. His body gets stuck in it, and his head sticks out*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolls over to cầu vồng Dash from the end of the train* Wunderbar! We did it. Now we must báo cáo to zhe authorities about Tirek doing a lousy job!

But they had no need to do that. Someone already beat them to it.

cầu vồng Dash: *Walks out of the model train cửa hàng with Pinkie Pie, and sees Twilight Sparkle* Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah man. Who else were bạn expectin'?! Mothafuckin' Malcolm X?
Pinkie Pie: So much for making a người hâm mộ fiction vithout swearing.
cầu vồng Dash: There already was swearing. Remember the intro?
Pinkie Pie: Shit, I forgot about zhat!
Twilight: Anyway man, I should have taken Princess Celestia's spot! hoặc Luna! Why did she let fuckin' Tirek take her place man?!
Tirek: Because we were close friends. *Gets pushed into a police car* I'll break out of jail one day, and I'll get back at you! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Twilight: Nigga, I don't think so!
cầu vồng Dash: Why not?
Twilight: Because this người hâm mộ fiction was suppose to focus on me, but it didn't! So I'm puttin' an end to it!!
Pinkie Pie: bạn can't just do zhat. It's unfair to-

The End

Applejack: Thank's for watching everyone.
Kevin: We'll be back tiếp theo week with episodes from On The Block.