"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way hoặc another"

"Chainsaws, salve everything"

"Ted Bundy, b-i-t-c-h!"

"I'm no thêm than what bạn expect from Irish French Canadians"

"Life is crazy. Nothing thêm to say"

"Ever feel so damn miserable bạn just want to take everything bạn own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"

"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life hoặc how people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"

"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"

"Don't read this stupid story unless bạn like stupid comedies bởi an stupid Canadian...