#1:
Mark: I used to know this girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she wound up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
[Johnny laughs]
RiffTrax: Seriously, she's in a coma
#2:
Johnny: I'll do anything for bạn Lisa
Rifftrax: Wait, so he's a human being?
#3:
"In his enraged state, he's able to lift the 65-pound CRT TV as if it were a hollow điểm thưởng of some sort!"
#4:
[As Lisa, Mark and Denny cry over Johnny's bloody corpse]
Rifftrex [as Johnny]: Oh hai, Mark. Hai, Denny. Hai, Lisa. I'm dead, bạn know. Ha ha ha. Now that everybody betray me, I'm gonna come back and haunt you, OK? Maybe float above bạn while bạn sleep hoặc shower. OK, bye-bye, doggy.
#5:
Johnny: Sure I'll go to the movies
Rifftrex: Think I'll miss a chance to say "Oh hai movie theater".
#6:
[Johnny places the barrel of a loaded handgun in his mouth.]
Rifftrex: (as a muffled Johnny]: Oh hai, gun barrel.
#7:
Johnny: bạn are lying! I never hit you! bạn ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
[the guys burst into applause, over how bad that was acted out]
#8:
Rifftrex: Lisa's ngày containes her 11 am sitting on the couch. And her 1 pm... Sitting on the couch.
#9:
Drug Dealer: Where's my money.
Danny: I'l get it, okay
Rifftrex: (sarcastically) In fact, bạn caught me in the middle of "having your money" on this roof wait here.
#10:
Michelle: Lisa, remember what I told you.
Rifftrex: Just lie back and think of England.
Mark: I used to know this girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she wound up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
[Johnny laughs]
RiffTrax: Seriously, she's in a coma
#2:
Johnny: I'll do anything for bạn Lisa
Rifftrax: Wait, so he's a human being?
#3:
"In his enraged state, he's able to lift the 65-pound CRT TV as if it were a hollow điểm thưởng of some sort!"
#4:
[As Lisa, Mark and Denny cry over Johnny's bloody corpse]
Rifftrex [as Johnny]: Oh hai, Mark. Hai, Denny. Hai, Lisa. I'm dead, bạn know. Ha ha ha. Now that everybody betray me, I'm gonna come back and haunt you, OK? Maybe float above bạn while bạn sleep hoặc shower. OK, bye-bye, doggy.
#5:
Johnny: Sure I'll go to the movies
Rifftrex: Think I'll miss a chance to say "Oh hai movie theater".
#6:
[Johnny places the barrel of a loaded handgun in his mouth.]
Rifftrex: (as a muffled Johnny]: Oh hai, gun barrel.
#7:
Johnny: bạn are lying! I never hit you! bạn ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
[the guys burst into applause, over how bad that was acted out]
#8:
Rifftrex: Lisa's ngày containes her 11 am sitting on the couch. And her 1 pm... Sitting on the couch.
#9:
Drug Dealer: Where's my money.
Danny: I'l get it, okay
Rifftrex: (sarcastically) In fact, bạn caught me in the middle of "having your money" on this roof wait here.
#10:
Michelle: Lisa, remember what I told you.
Rifftrex: Just lie back and think of England.
If bạn can see, if we could be together forever.
I see the light die in your eyes..
Coz you're scared you'll hurt.
So bạn don't wanna try ~
Well... take a chance and come trang chủ with me
bạn could stay for eternity ♡
If bạn try then at least you'll see..........
~Then you'll never regret the things we never did.
bạn turn to me, I see your eyes
And somehow they seems to shine, bạn smile at me yet I can see....
bạn don't think we can make it
bạn see the light die in my eyes.
Coz I'm scared to lose you, I wish bạn would try.