A Definitive Ranking of the Best Mushu Moments 

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Mushu is basically the ultimate sidekick, and that’s just science. He teaches Mulan how to interact with menfolk, gets her ready for battle every morning, helps her bring honor to her family … the list goes on. While literally everything he does is noteworthy, there are still some Mushu moments we hold especially dear to our hearts:

#21 When Mushu tries to prove himself worthy to the family ancestors. 2 of 22

“And let me say somethin\'. Anybody who\'s foolish enough to threaten our family, vengeance will be miiiine!”

#20 Mushu’s failed attempt at waking the stone dragon. 3 of 22

Which then turns into the “Great Stone Humpty-Dumpty mess.”

#19 When he explains to Mulan that he’s a dragon, not a lizard. 4 of 22

“Dragon. Dra-gon, not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing.”

#18 Mushu’s grand entrance for Mulan, complete with pyrotechnics and a gospel organ backing track. 5 of 22

#17 When Mushu stays in Mulan’s corner during “I’ll Make a Man Out of You.” 6 of 22

Look at his towel and his game face. (Bonus points to Cri-Kee for the improvised fan.)

#16 When Mushu poses as a terrifying menace to steal firepower for Mulan. 7 of 22

#15 When he serves as the world’s best alarm clock. 8 of 22

This face could wake up the sleepiest warrior.

#14 When he attempts to help Mulan during her training. 9 of 22

#13 When Mushu saves Mulan from an awkward interaction during bath time in the river. 10 of 22

Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po mistake him for a snake, which is a little harsh considering he’s a terrifying dragon.

#12 When Mushu helps Mulan choose a boy’s name. 11 of 22

Although let’s not forget that his first suggestion was, “Try Choo,” which results in Mulan fake-sneezing in Li Shang’s face.

#10 When he offers Mulan some heartfelt advice. 13 of 22

#9 When Mushu and Mulan share a tender moment after they both realize they’ve made mistakes. 14 of 22

“We started this thing together, and that’s how we’ll finish it.”

#8 When Mushu serves Hayabusa, Shan Yu’s falcon, the ultimate burn. 15 of 22

“Now that\'s what I call Mongolian barbecue.”

#7 When Mushu covers his tracks by posing as the great stone dragon. 16 of 22

“Yes, I just woke up! I’m the great stone dragon! Good morning!”

#6 When Mushu offers his take on lazy hygiene habits. 17 of 22

“So a couple of guys don\'t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.”

“If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. Down, Bessie."

#4 When Mushu gives Mulan the ultimate pep-talk before her first day as a warrior. 19 of 22

Equally important: he also feeds her a hearty porridge breakfast.

#3 When it seems all hope is lost, but Mushu serves as the perfect fire-starter. 20 of 22

#2 When Mushu and Cri-Kee deliver the fake order to Chi-Fu by way of panda. 21 of 22

"We’re in a war, man. There’s no time for stupid questions!"

… Mushu dishonoring things. “Oooh! Alright, that\'s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow…”

What’s your favorite Mushu moment? Tell us in the comments!

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