"Damn, if I was a lesbian, I'd bang her in a heartbeat," đậu xanh, hạt đậu told Conrad.
"Maybe she knows of a place where we can stay," Conrad suggested.
"Good thinking," đậu xanh, hạt đậu responded. As she and Conrad paddled their bè, cái bè, chiếc bè closer to shore, they noticed another Native woman sitting in a xuồng, canoe, đi canoe beneath the cliff. She yelled up at the girl on the cliff but neither Conrad nor đậu xanh, hạt đậu understood the language they were speaking in.
"How are we supposed to ask two chicks for help when they don't even speak English?" đậu xanh, hạt đậu was annoyed.
"Make that one chick," Conrad replied. "The one on the cliff just committed suicide."
Pea turned around to see the beautiful woman diving from the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the cliff. Although she was extremely graceful about it, đậu xanh, hạt đậu couldn't help but the think she was a total psycho. She also noticed a raccoon attempting the same dive, but failing miserably.
"Excuse me!" đậu xanh, hạt đậu yelled from afar. "We need some help!"
The two Native women looked shock and immediately rowed away, as fast as possible. đậu xanh, hạt đậu wanted to yell at them for being rude bitches but knew it was pointless since they couldn't understand her.
"Well, that was no help at all," Conrad sighed. "Looks like we're gonna have to find our own way around these woods."
"Fine with me," đậu xanh, hạt đậu answered.
For about ten minutes, Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu and Conrad wandered aimlessly through the woods. There wasn't much to see but eventually they found a stream that parted in two directions. They followed one of them until they reached a lagoon area. It looked rather magical and đậu xanh, hạt đậu immediately decided she would like to live there.
"But Pea, how are we going to survive here?" Conrad asked. "There's no thực phẩm and no clean drinking water."
"Conrad, don't be so stupid," đậu xanh, hạt đậu said. "Even Indians need a convenient store. I'm sure there's some place nearby that sells Evian bottles and Nữ hoàng băng giá dinners. Okay, let's set try and make a fort on hàng đầu, đầu trang of this huge tree." As đậu xanh, hạt đậu began to climb the tree, something rather terrifying happened. The cây came to life and a face appeared in its center.
Pea jumped into Conrad's arms and screamed.
"Oh, no need for that, child," đã đưa ý kiến the face in the tree.
Suddenly, the beautiful cliff-jumping woman walked inside the lagoon and looked curiously at đậu xanh, hạt đậu and Conrad.
"Pocahontas, I was hoping bạn would visit today," đã đưa ý kiến the tree. "Don't be alarmed bởi these two strangers. I can see into their souls...they mean no harm."
"Hey, you're the girl who ran away from us earlier! Who are you?" đậu xanh, hạt đậu exclaimed.
Suddenly, the spirits of the Earth began to sing a haunting melody and the cây told đậu xanh, hạt đậu and Conrad to listen with their hearts.
"My name is Pocahontas," đã đưa ý kiến the woman.
"Wow, the things bạn can't do these days bởi just listening with bạn heart," đậu xanh, hạt đậu was very impressed. "I am Princess Peanalita and this is my friend Conrad."
"These are my friends, Meeko and Flit," smiled Pocahontas.
"I don't see anyone..." answered Pea.
"I think she's talking about the bird and the raccoon," đã đưa ý kiến Conrad.
"Oh," đã đưa ý kiến Pea. "And what's your name hoặc do we just call bạn creepy hát tree?"
"I am Grandmother Willow," answered the tree.
"Uh huh," chuckled the princess. "I highly doubt you're my grandma. No one in my family carries the leaves for hair gene. So, Pokey, do bạn mind if I call bạn that? Who was that other girl bạn were with in the canoe?"
"Oh her? That was my best friend Nakoma," answered Pocahontas. "I'm Những người bạn with everyone really, even the giống cò, cò, heron and the otter. Hmmm...Pea, Conrad, maybe bạn two can help me. I'm having a bit of a moral dilemma. bạn see, my father wants me to marry Kocoum."
"Well, who the hell's that? His parents obviously didn't like him much if they named him Kocoum," đậu xanh, hạt đậu responded, while brushing her hair with her fingers.
"He's a warrior," Pocahontas answered. "I don't actually even know him very well but I do know that he is very serious and doesn't understand my free spirited nature. And lately, I've been having this strange dream about a spinning arrow. It spins and spins and spins until suddenly, it stops."
"Oh, honey," đậu xanh, hạt đậu laughed. "You need to stop doing meth hoặc whatever it is that's giving bạn these freaky dreams. In ballet class, there was this girl I knew named Alice. She was always telling us about these weird dreams she kept having where she would go to some magical land with dancing cards and an invisible cat. We all thought she was a total lunatic. Anyway, the moral is, drugs are not good for your brain. And that concludes today's lesson."
"Wait a second, the spirits of the Earth are telling me something...something's coming! Strange clouds?" Pocahontas began to climb up Grandmother Willow and when she reached the hàng đầu, đầu trang she stared out at the sky in shock.
"What do bạn see?" asked Grandmother Willow.
"Clouds," Pocahontas answered. "Strange clouds."
(End Of Part 16)
