There are several rules to stealing another girl's man and Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu knew them all bởi heart. For example, bạn must remember that the end justifies the means...some people will need to get hurt for bạn to succeed. Another rule is that bạn have to be incredibly sneaky and manipulative hoặc bạn could get caught in your own web of lies. And of course, Pea's favourite of the rules: never give up. On the other hand they were all her favourite rules...considering she'd invented them herself.
"Honestly Jasmine, you're a saint," đã đưa ý kiến đậu xanh, hạt đậu casually the tiếp theo morning, while she and hoa nhài were sitting bởi the fountain.
"What do bạn mean?" inquired Jasmine, while she petted Rajah.
"Oh nothing..."
"Okay, well then I'm just gonna go to my room and get-"
"Fine, alright, I'll tell you! You've got me!" interrupted Pea, being her usual drama-queen self. "I just don't understand how bạn can plan on marrying someone who thinks you're stupid!"
"Prince Ali called me stupid?" demanded Jasmine, her tone furious.
"Well, not exactly...I believe his specific words were 'lacking in brain but so rich and beautiful that I put up with it.' Something like that."
With that, hoa nhài headed into the palace to find her fiancé, her fists clenched.
Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu turned to Rajah: "Princesses can be so tempermental, can't they?"
For the rest of the day, hoa nhài refused to speak to Prince Ali Ababwa. Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu couldn't be thêm pleased with her scheme. Finally she would be loved bởi a prince. Because although đậu xanh, hạt đậu would never in her wildest dreams admit it, all she really wanted was for someone to tình yêu her.
"I wouldn't blame bạn if bạn called off the wedding," đậu xanh, hạt đậu said...this time to Ali Ababwa. "The girl obviously has serious issues. I mean accusing bạn of calling her stupid when bạn clearly never đã đưa ý kiến anything of the sort."
"You don't understand, Pea," replied Ali, "I tình yêu hoa nhài thêm than anything."
"Oh, I see," answered đậu xanh, hạt đậu sweetly. "Well, I didn't realize it was that serious. So she loves bạn even with all your supposed flaws she mentioned. How romantic!"
"Flaws?"
"Yeah," đậu xanh, hạt đậu deviously engaged the prince in conversation, "To be thêm specific: She has a list. It's the danh sách of things she can't stand about you. Off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head some of the words were smelly, lazy, annoying, moronic and devastatingly bad-looking."
Prince Ali couldn't even respond he was so heartbroken. Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu all of a sudden noticed a little green fellow sitting on her shoulder. "Who the hell are you?" she asked.
"Cricket's the name, Jiminy Cricket. I'm here to be your conscience. After Pinocchio became a real boy, he grew up to be a crack addict who makes his money through his own porn website so I really need someone else to let me be their guide. Look at what you've done, Pea. You've broken the hearts of two innocent people bởi lying to them just so bạn can have a chance with Prince Ali. Is that really the type of person bạn want to be? No! You're better than that, Pea! Now the first thing bạn should do is-" đậu xanh, hạt đậu flicked the annoying bug off her shoulder and watched him soar over the balcony and disappear. Her thoughts went back to her devious scheme.
She went over to hoa nhài and decided it was time to come clean...maybe she did have shred of a soul.
"You made all of that stuff up just to break up me and Ali? Are bạn crazy? bạn are the most self-absorbed person I've met since Prince Achmed! I want bạn out of here bởi tonight!" hoa nhài slammed the door in Pea's face.
"Well you're a fugly whore..." replied đậu xanh, hạt đậu under her breath.
đậu xanh, hạt đậu sadly made her way over to the palace hall...she overheard Ali from behind the corner of the wall. Prince Ali was talking to someone but who? She peeked over to see Ali Ababwa talking to a floating blue genie. Ali was saying something, "I should've known I couldn't pull off this prince thing. According to Peanalita, hoa nhài hates me."
"Don't give up, Al!" the Genie exclaimed. Suddenly he was wearing a sparkly ball áo choàng and had a blonde bun. "No matter how your tim, trái tim is grieving, if bạn keep on believing, the dream that bạn wish will come true!" He returned to his normal form. "Talk to Jasmine. I'll be in my lamp." The Genie whirled away back into his itty-bittie living space.
"I heard the whole thing," đậu xanh, hạt đậu đã đưa ý kiến from behind the corner of the wall.
"Oh no..." replied Ali. "Please Pea, don't tell hoa nhài I'm not a prince!"
"What? You're not a prince?"
"No, isn't that what bạn just overheard? I'm really a street-rat...I found this genie and now I-"
"Don't worry Al," smiled Pea. "Jasmine has a good heart. I'm sure she loves bạn for who bạn are...I on the other hand have completely Mất tích interest now that I know you're a filthy peasant. And in exchange for my keeping your secret from princess hotpants, I'm gonna need a little favor of my own."
With that, Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu rode off on hàng đầu, đầu trang of Aladdin's magic carpet, onwards to a new destination, wherever that may be.
(End Of Part 5)
"Honestly Jasmine, you're a saint," đã đưa ý kiến đậu xanh, hạt đậu casually the tiếp theo morning, while she and hoa nhài were sitting bởi the fountain.
"What do bạn mean?" inquired Jasmine, while she petted Rajah.
"Oh nothing..."
"Okay, well then I'm just gonna go to my room and get-"
"Fine, alright, I'll tell you! You've got me!" interrupted Pea, being her usual drama-queen self. "I just don't understand how bạn can plan on marrying someone who thinks you're stupid!"
"Prince Ali called me stupid?" demanded Jasmine, her tone furious.
"Well, not exactly...I believe his specific words were 'lacking in brain but so rich and beautiful that I put up with it.' Something like that."
With that, hoa nhài headed into the palace to find her fiancé, her fists clenched.
Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu turned to Rajah: "Princesses can be so tempermental, can't they?"
For the rest of the day, hoa nhài refused to speak to Prince Ali Ababwa. Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu couldn't be thêm pleased with her scheme. Finally she would be loved bởi a prince. Because although đậu xanh, hạt đậu would never in her wildest dreams admit it, all she really wanted was for someone to tình yêu her.
"I wouldn't blame bạn if bạn called off the wedding," đậu xanh, hạt đậu said...this time to Ali Ababwa. "The girl obviously has serious issues. I mean accusing bạn of calling her stupid when bạn clearly never đã đưa ý kiến anything of the sort."
"You don't understand, Pea," replied Ali, "I tình yêu hoa nhài thêm than anything."
"Oh, I see," answered đậu xanh, hạt đậu sweetly. "Well, I didn't realize it was that serious. So she loves bạn even with all your supposed flaws she mentioned. How romantic!"
"Flaws?"
"Yeah," đậu xanh, hạt đậu deviously engaged the prince in conversation, "To be thêm specific: She has a list. It's the danh sách of things she can't stand about you. Off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head some of the words were smelly, lazy, annoying, moronic and devastatingly bad-looking."
Prince Ali couldn't even respond he was so heartbroken. Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu all of a sudden noticed a little green fellow sitting on her shoulder. "Who the hell are you?" she asked.
"Cricket's the name, Jiminy Cricket. I'm here to be your conscience. After Pinocchio became a real boy, he grew up to be a crack addict who makes his money through his own porn website so I really need someone else to let me be their guide. Look at what you've done, Pea. You've broken the hearts of two innocent people bởi lying to them just so bạn can have a chance with Prince Ali. Is that really the type of person bạn want to be? No! You're better than that, Pea! Now the first thing bạn should do is-" đậu xanh, hạt đậu flicked the annoying bug off her shoulder and watched him soar over the balcony and disappear. Her thoughts went back to her devious scheme.
She went over to hoa nhài and decided it was time to come clean...maybe she did have shred of a soul.
"You made all of that stuff up just to break up me and Ali? Are bạn crazy? bạn are the most self-absorbed person I've met since Prince Achmed! I want bạn out of here bởi tonight!" hoa nhài slammed the door in Pea's face.
"Well you're a fugly whore..." replied đậu xanh, hạt đậu under her breath.
đậu xanh, hạt đậu sadly made her way over to the palace hall...she overheard Ali from behind the corner of the wall. Prince Ali was talking to someone but who? She peeked over to see Ali Ababwa talking to a floating blue genie. Ali was saying something, "I should've known I couldn't pull off this prince thing. According to Peanalita, hoa nhài hates me."
"Don't give up, Al!" the Genie exclaimed. Suddenly he was wearing a sparkly ball áo choàng and had a blonde bun. "No matter how your tim, trái tim is grieving, if bạn keep on believing, the dream that bạn wish will come true!" He returned to his normal form. "Talk to Jasmine. I'll be in my lamp." The Genie whirled away back into his itty-bittie living space.
"I heard the whole thing," đậu xanh, hạt đậu đã đưa ý kiến from behind the corner of the wall.
"Oh no..." replied Ali. "Please Pea, don't tell hoa nhài I'm not a prince!"
"What? You're not a prince?"
"No, isn't that what bạn just overheard? I'm really a street-rat...I found this genie and now I-"
"Don't worry Al," smiled Pea. "Jasmine has a good heart. I'm sure she loves bạn for who bạn are...I on the other hand have completely Mất tích interest now that I know you're a filthy peasant. And in exchange for my keeping your secret from princess hotpants, I'm gonna need a little favor of my own."
With that, Princess đậu xanh, hạt đậu rode off on hàng đầu, đầu trang of Aladdin's magic carpet, onwards to a new destination, wherever that may be.
(End Of Part 5)