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darange said:
1.Gru: We lấy trộm, đánh cắp the Statue of Liberty...! [the minions cheer] Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas! [the cheers stop] Gru: I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas. 2.Gru: Clearly we need to set a few rules. Rule number one: bạn will not touch anything. Margo: Aha. What about the floor? Gru: Yes, bạn may touch the floor Margo: What about the air? Gru: Yes, bạn may touch the air. Edith: What about this? [Holds a cá đuối, ray gun on her hands, the laser sight aimed right at Gru] Gru: Ah! Where did bạn get that? Edith: Found it. [Gru takes it away from her] Gru: Rule number two: bạn will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: bạn will not cry, hoặc whine, hoặc laugh, hoặc giggle, hoặc sneeze hoặc barf hoặc fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right? Agnes: Does this count as annoying? [puckles her cheeks] Gru: [Stops her] Very! 3.Edith: It was your cousin's idea! Dave the Minion: *What*? 4.Young Gru: Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon. Gru's Mom: Eh. Young Gru: Look, Mom, I made a prototype of a rocket out of macaroni. Gru's Mom: Eh. Young Gru: Look, Mom, I built a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype. [Fires rocket] Gru's Mom: [holds her breath in amazement for a moment] ... Eh.
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