thảo luận Little Johnny learns about politics

blisslikethis posted on Dec 24, 2007 at 06:04AM
i'm reposting this from the funpop spot (thanks Sazza) because i figured a few of you would appreciate it :)

Johnny Learns Politics
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."

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hơn một năm qua Cinders said…
LOL! I love it!
hơn một năm qua DrDevience said…
Most. Excellent.
hơn một năm qua ollythedolly said…
That's amazing!
hơn một năm qua idk said…
heard it before
hơn một năm qua tessajanuary said…
I've heard it before too, but I still think it's great!
hơn một năm qua sophieDP said…
loves it! :)
hơn một năm qua CutiePoo0828 said…
heard it b4! LOL! =)
hơn một năm qua Cinders said…
I don't remember if I propped bliss for this or not but I may have to go and do that.