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I found these fascinating, thought bạn guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow ngôi sao indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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Greetings, new follower:

If bạn are đọc this letter then bạn have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If bởi some unprecedented chance bạn are đọc this and bạn have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest bạn put down this letter and leave now, hoặc the consequences for bạn will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which bạn must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate tiếp theo to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp his teddy bear.

8. Tell him bạn won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him bạn were just kidding and đã đưa ý kiến teddy chịu, gấu has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, bạn know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. bạn throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. bạn wear at least some black every day.

3. bạn rip your clothes on purpose.

4. bạn call people bạn don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. bạn yell "CRUCIO!" at people when bạn get mad.

6. bạn carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" hoặc an "L", bạn accidentally type out a Bellatrix hoặc a Lestrange instead.

9. bạn think her birthday should...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, bạn know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. bạn throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. bạn wear at least some black every day.

3. bạn rip your clothes on purpose.

4. bạn call people bạn don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. bạn yell "CRUCIO!" at people when bạn get mad.

6. bạn carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" hoặc an "L", bạn accidentally type out a Bellatrix hoặc a Lestrange instead.

9. bạn think her birthday should...

A handy-dandy Wikihow bài viết on how to make a horcrux, for all bạn aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch hoặc wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide bạn should not attempt to create a horcrux until bạn can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s thêm to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do bạn mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call bạn Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would bạn describe your relationship with the man known as...