just a few ; i'll add thêm some other time.

No chick flick moments.

Do I look like Paris Hilton?

If bạn messed up my car .. i'll kill you.

Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

Ohh bring it on baldy!

Dude, bạn fugly!

I hope your freakin' táo, apple pie is worth it!

That fabric softner teddy chịu, gấu .. ohh I wanna hunt that little chó cái, bitch down!

Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!

There really is magic in the magic fingers.

Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!

I full on Swayzed that mother!

I feel like a friggin' bóng đá mom!

Dude, could bạn be thêm gay?

bạn wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.

Sammy, wherever bạn are ; mom is a babe! I'm going to hell .. again.

You're gonna bring me some pie.

Dude! where's the pie?!

Lollipop disease ... it's not uncommon for a chịu, gấu his size.

So what, Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch? Amaretto and Irish Cream .. he's a girl-drink drunk!

And on Thursdays we're teddy chịu, gấu doctors.

What kind of a ghost messes with a mans wheels?!

Geez rent Juno and get over it.

So the daddy was also the baby daddy?

Please, nobody grab my leg.