1. bạn have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. bạn have him as your lock screen and trang chủ screen.
3. bạn go to Google, click hình ảnh and type "Bowieporn" in the tìm kiếm box.
4. bạn imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. bạn really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. bạn can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs bạn know how to play on the đàn ghi ta, guitar are Bowie songs.
8. bạn dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. bạn ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy tình yêu scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend bạn make...
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