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If bạn were a bottle of wine...
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bạn know, if you're going to be maudlin,I'm just going to kill bạn myself
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Come on, it's just a little werewolf bite.
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Well, according to legend,Which is a notoriously unreliable source...
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I'm with stefan on this one.But if bạn could play nurse.
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Elena's a do-gooder.It's in her nature.She just can't resist.
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Well, damn.There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back
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I'm going to have a friendly chat.With ladywolf, brother.Ease up.
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bạn went on a murderous rampage.It happens.
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I'm not nice.I'm mean. I like it.
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Word gets around.You told elena
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bạn know, bạn are ruining our perfect day.With Ur strange philosophical babbling
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Well, I'm compelling this dream, maybe I'll cheat
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I feel, elena, ok?And it sucks.
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There's been enough doom and gloom and personal growth for one day.
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I'm...Lost.Metaphorically. Existentially.
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Yes,I do.Can bạn help me?
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No. Uh, well, yes,a little maybe.
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It's not going to make me good.Make me adopt a puppy.
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I can't be what she wants me to be.This is who I am.
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U're my existential crisis.Do I kill you?Do I not kill you?
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cauz' I'm not human.And I miss it.I miss it thêm than anything in the world.
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But there's only so much hurt a man can take.
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