Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice hoặc animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton hoặc the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style biểu tượng despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it bởi a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...
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Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't bạn see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that bạn listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the thêm I think on it, the thêm I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of bạn are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been đã đưa ý kiến about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...
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Whether bạn hate Twilight so much it fills bạn with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, hoặc tình yêu it so much bạn plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent bạn from marrying a book, hoặc perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. bạn hear the name 'Edward', bạn think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' bạn think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' bạn think...
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First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this bài viết is to explain the point of view of a Twilight người hâm mộ that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, ma cà rồng are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off bởi saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight những người hâm mộ making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. bởi uneducated I mean những người hâm mộ that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...
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posted by monLOVEbrucas
Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.


If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 phút go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say bạn dont choose love, tình yêu choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to tình yêu them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand hoặc get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại even though i have so much thêm i would like to let out.
posted by Kassaremidylynn
 A relationship of equals
A relationship of equals
I sat with my sister one day, watching Lord of the Rings, when this came to me.

I had just gotten into a heated thảo luận with one of my friends. When I gave my calm, simple, honest opinion about Twilight, she started yelling at me, telling me, "You just don't understand Kassie, bạn just don't understand. bạn just don't know..." and so on and I wanted to cái tát, đánh đập, smack her.

Well, as we watched the Fellowship of the Ring, I realized that Aragorn did the same thing as Edward in New Moon.

Now, before any Aragorn những người đang yêu out there start yelling at me, let me explain!

I realized I didn't hate Aragorn for leaving...
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I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought bạn guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do bạn guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have bạn read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t bạn just tình yêu them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are bạn f***ing serious?! These are the best sách ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite bạn and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a câu hỏi a bit cách đây asking what bothers bạn about Bella’s pregnancy. (in a different spot) We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if bạn haven’t had a certain talk with your...
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There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very ngày I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many các bình luận about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's tình yêu was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because...
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If bạn have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into bài viết diễn đàn thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One ngày Bella fell over while being chased bởi Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and đã đưa ý kiến - "Edward, what are bạn doing? bạn know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob thêm so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased bởi crazed người hâm mộ girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...
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posted by Aquilia
O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs


This bài viết is an appeal to all Twilight những người hâm mộ out there, I invite bạn all to think over your good and bad actions here on fanpop and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on fanpop and I am astounded bởi the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight những người hâm mộ carried when they respond to the đã đưa ý kiến criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found bởi searching...
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LOL. Revamped. Get it? 'Cause like, Twilight has ma cà rồng and stuff... [/lame]

Okay, the Momcat has FINALLY gotten off her fat, lazy butt and done some much-needed work on some of the rules for our spot. When the spot first got started, it was fairly small and having wiggle-room wasn't such a problem; so my first batch of rules weren't all that specific. But our CAT has had many, many new mèo con since then, and consequently, things have gotten crazier and messier. A lot of people have gotten confused about what this place is for, and what we're about. The CAT isn't what it used to be.

So hopefully,...
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when i first read twilight, i loved it. i loved all of the books. the first mocie was good but i dont like the others at all (this is my opinion, sorry if bạn dont agree). i even wished people were thêm like the characters in the books.

the important thing to remember is that these sách are meant for entertainment. do not take ideas hoặc Lời khuyên from this book. bạn dont realize it, but at least 2 types of abuse happen in this book. edward is considered controlling and a stalker. jake is considered a sexual abuser and a petaphile. bella is considered a klutz, idiot, and a needy person. these books...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a kissing sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright bạn win!
*calls him*
Jacob: xin chào its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 giờ Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The tiếp theo day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The ngày after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen hoặc my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You lấy trộm, đánh cắp this!'].
posted by HecateA
Somewhere in the world right now there is a girl.

She is sitting on her giường crying because her boyfriend told her she couldn't see her good friend. He erased her e-mail from her contacts, he keeps them apart in school hallways and classes and he took her drivers liscence so she can't drive to her house. Her boyfriend is always with her. They are barely seen apart if they can be together, often alone. He decides where she goes and the only compliments he ever tells her is "your beautiful", "you're a clutz".

To write Twilight, to pass that (above) off as tình yêu is unfair to that one girl who is sitting on her bed, crying.
posted by HecateA
On this beautiful spot of fanpop, there's a video link to "Charlie reads Twilight". Originally its "Alex read Twilight". Anyways, I checked it out.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things bạn might not have found yourself.
The video do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.
There are 5 things bạn need to know-

This bài viết is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this bài viết is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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This had me wondering for a while and to...
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posted by MrsJonasLautner
 Twilight ROCKS!
Twilight ROCKS!
This bài viết is not an opinion, fan-fiction, list,review, hoặc guide. This is.....
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight những người hâm mộ wanted to give bạn guys a cái tát, đánh đập, smack in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all bạn guys do is insult Twilight. Have bạn guys actually read the sách hoặc seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, bạn guys đã đưa ý kiến it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm nghề viết văn this bài viết to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and bạn don't like Twilight,...
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