Note: I DID NOT WRITE THIS FIC! Lj user em_sh did. FULL CREDIT goes to her. Im only posting this so those without a livejournal can read :)


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The daft cow walks right into him, and before he can even mouth off, she’s told him to watch where he’s going, and called him a stupid tosser. It’s a bit fucking harsh actually, because Cook had been standing still at the time – as in not going anywhere – and it was her what had done all of the moving into him. Like a magnet...