Demotivational KND Posters

Everyone’s jobs were done. The decorations were up. The thực phẩm was laid out. The âm nhạc was picked. The party favors were hidden. Everything looked great. Except for one thing. The guests hadn’t arrived.
“Oh come on!” Kiki yelled. She stomped on the floor. She, Megan, and Kacey didn’t have dates. They were going as a group. Yet, Kiki was mad. No guests meant no ice cream.
“Hmm… maybe they’re late?” Megan asked.
“If they were late, SOME kids would’ve shown up.” Kacey said. She checked her watch. 20 phút later, every guest showed up.
“UM?” Abby asked.
“We stopped...

Kiki's eyes grew to the size of a cầu vồng Monkey's belly.
"It's......beautful." she whispered. Both kids were standing and gazing at the splendor of the "Rainbow Monkey Fun-And-Run Party and Playtime Palace". Wally rolled his eyes.
"Remember, we're here to train." he told her.
"I know that, It's not like I'm gonna- HOLY CRAP, IT'S 'PRINCE OF PLAYTIME' cầu vồng MONKEY!!!!" she ran over and gave it a big hug. Wally did a facepalm.
After playing a game of "Whack-A-Meanie-Mole-Rainbow-Monkey" and "Squee-ball" Wally picked the tiếp theo game that could technically qualify as "training": "Dance Dance Rainbow-lution"....

Abby made her way down the path leading to the neighborhood in the woods (WHY there's a neighborhood in the woods, nobody knows). She reached into her bag, and pulled out yet another piece of candy. She was running pretty low. "Numbuh 5 better find this neighborhood soon, hoặc else she's gonna have to start bummin' it of off everybody else." she told herself. Just then, there was some rustling in the bushes. Her tim, trái tim started to beat faster. Abby shook her head. "Get a hold of yourself. It's probably just a stray cat...or a bụi cây, cây bụi, tổng thống bush baby...or a wolf". Then what was in the bushes started to growl....

Abby and Kiki ran after Megan. Wally was upset about something.
"I ruined your guys' Christmas. Cruddy fire." He said. Kacey sighed.
"No, bạn didn't." She told him. "We're all glad you're OK." Kiki came back.
"Abby caught Megan but she's spilling out all this helpful information. bạn guys should see." They all ran to the room that Megan had ran in. Abby looked tired.
"I'll take it from here, Abby." Kacey said. She and Hoagie grabbed Megan's arms.
"I'm the one who started the fire!" Megan shouted. Wally had tears in his eyes. How could she do this? "The Delightful Children hired me too." Megan...

"What?" Wally screamed. "You want me to sing?" He couldn't believe his ears. Kacey and Abby walk into his room and asked him to sing. He knew something was up.
"Come on, Wally," Kacey đã đưa ý kiến all sweetly. "We want bạn to enter The Kids tiếp theo Door giáng sinh Talent Show!" Wally nearly fainted. A talent show? Were they trying to kill him? He was going to find out.
"And why in crud's name would I do that stupid Talent hiển thị thing?" Wally screamed. Kacey sighed. She then came up with a perfect plan.
"Wally," Kacey began. "The grand prize is Free kẹo and thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác thực phẩm for the entire Sector for a year."...

TRANSMOSSION FOUND.....

Jessee:Ummmm....(looks at Numbah2 and he sort of shrugs)

Numbah10:(whistles as if she knows something)

Numbah1:SUZY!!!

Numbah10:Okay I knew she was a vampire!

Numbah1:Anyone else a bazzar Halloween creature who likes to keep bazzar secreats?!

(Numbah12 raises his hand)

Numbah2:Uggg....

Numbah12:Dad!Im just kidding....hehe

Numbah2:Well in that case remind me to teach bạn some real funny stuff...

(A gassy ghosty version of Cree slips through the wall)

GhostCree:(Whispery voice)JESSEE!WE HAD A DEAL.

Jessee:No!kill me if bạn want just don't hurt him!

Numbah5:Who?!

GhostCree:Oh is little...

"How're they doing back there?" Kacey asked.
"Well, Kuki's started the thrashing stage...and TC's diễn xuất girly....more so than usual." Maddy said, trying to keep calm.
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Justin Bieber!" TC squealed.
Kiki growled.
"Kacey, can I put a stake through his heart?" she asked.
"NO!" Val cried.
"But...but...but...the last thing we need is ANOTHER JB fangirl...er...man...vampire....thing!"
"No one's gonna do ANYTHING to him!" Kuki snarled.
"Or WHAT ?" Kiki taunted.
Wally inturrupted Kuki before she could say hoặc do anything.
"Can this thing go any faster?!" he said, a bit upset.
Hoagie turned...

"So....let me get this straight. bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn were attacked bởi a 6'5" guy in a vampire costume?" the doctor asked while examining Kuki's chart.
She sniffled and nodded.
"Why do I always get stuck with the weirdos?" she mumbled under her breath.
"I'm not kidding!" Kuki snapped.
"Calm down, girl..." Abby said, attempting to soothe her friend.
Kuki sighed.
"Sorry. It must be this lack of sleep."
"<yawn> I hear that! Who in their right mind is perky at 3 AM?"
Just then, the door burst open. Kiki, Kacey, Megan and the youngest operative (you know who...) poured in, all happy. Abby did a facepalm....

Over on another part of the east coast, Kiki van Hatrick was in the middle of investigating the accusations that one of the teachers at the high school was a bloodsucking creature of the night. She was just about to make that "AHA!!" di chuyển when her phone started vibrating.
"GODDANGIT!," she whisper-yelled, "Why does someone always text me when I'm about to make my 'AHA!' moment?!"
She read the text and almost fell backwards.
"Sp-sp-sp-sp-SPARKLY vampires?! More?!"
She pulled herself together.
"All right. If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna have to have some help."
She sighed. Where she had to go required...

All of the "younger" operatives (Maddy, Val, Minerva, and Chris) screamed and ran to one of the older operatives (Chris and Val to Kiki, Maddy to Megan, and Minerva to Kuki). Well, what do bạn expect? They hated power outages.
Kacey rolled her eyes.
"Great. JUST GREAT . We're trapped with a bunch of villains (who had escaped moments ago) in a snowstorm without power."
David stood up and headed out the door. Before he did, he turned and said:
"Well, I'm gonna go before this gets out of hand.
So....screw you, guys. I'm going home! (South Park reference FTW). 2 phút later, he came back with icicles...

"I'M EXHAUSTED." Kacey moaned as she plopped down onto the couch.
Everyone else "meh"ed in agreement....all except Kiki and Raleigh, who had passed out after only taking 3 steps out of the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
"I can't believe we got to do this again tommorow." Wally moaned.
"I can't believe all we did were introductions over a period of 2 hours." Abby whined.
"I can't believe it's not butter!" David giggled.
Everyone shot him a murderous look.
"Just trying to lighten the mood...."
Kiki smacked upside the head, obviously annoyed.
"Shut it."
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The tiếp theo night,...

7:00 PM. If they weren't in class, the kids could be out on missions hoặc just goofing off. But NO. They had to learn about the proper way to eat súp and crap like that. Kacey looked around. Raleigh, David and Christian were in the middle of a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors", Emma was drawing up schematics for an escape route, Val was asleep (using her "Please and Thank You" cầu vồng Monkey as a pillow), Maddy and Minerva were styling each other's hair, Megan was in the middle of giving Wally a purple nurple (OW!) for calling her a nerd because she brought a pen and notepad to take notes, Abby...

"Give back my 'Tea Party Time' cầu vồng Monkey, Wally!!" Kuki yelled as she chased the boy throughout the treehouse.
"NEVER!" he chuckled, "Not until bạn uninvite me!!"
She growled and tackled him...unfortunatly, they were right bởi the stairs, and ended up rolling outside. Kacey and Kiki (both still in their PJs) were outside bởi the mailbox talking. Kiki pointed at the two fighting kids.
"Do I WANNA know?" she asked.
"Probably not." Kacey answered.
She sighed and grabbed Wally bởi his collar. Kiki snatched the cầu vồng Monkey from Wally and gave it back to Kuki. Kacey let go off Wally, who landed on...

Have bạn ever had the "more-worried-than-normal" feeling? Like bạn have to throw-up, pass-out, and soil your self at the same time. If bạn haven't, congradulations, can I feel your pulse? If bạn have, then bạn know how our young heros felt. Like in any story ever written, the witches big creepy old lâu đài was surrounded bởi an big creepy old woods. Most fitting for the owner of the property. The group was standing in the center of those very woods. Like the situation leading up to the wizards chambers, the Cowardly Lion had to be tackled several times to keep from sprinting to the nearest sanctuary....

Chapter 5
"Hustle, hustle, hustle!" Wally yelled at the team. They were in pairs of two tossing a baseball to their partner.
"Dude, we've hustled for two hours already!" Christian sighed, passing the ball to David. "Can't we stop?"
"No! I'm destined to beat this poser!" Wally yelled. "Besides, we didn't work hard enough last time!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing. Both Raleigh and Kiki were hit with baseballs.
"What are bạn talking about, Sparkle Butt?" Abby asked.
"We sweat enough to fill a swimming pool!" David yelled.
"Just go back to 'hustling'! I wanna see bạn sweating enough to...

The Count immediately chim bồ câu, bồ câu for Kacey, who jumped out of the way. She landed on Raleigh, then scrambled under the big bed. Raleigh followed close behind.
The Count smirked, then he pulled off his glove. Wally's hand reached for Kuki's and he pulled her into the closet.
The Count remembered that there were two others, so he turned around. What he saw was David's M.U.S.K.E.T. in his face. Then, Christian sneaked behind him. He got the Count in a head lock.
"Vow, I never expected bạn two to ever get me." The Count said.
"SHUT UP!" David yelled. His M.U.S.K.E.T. was inches away from the Count's...

When their plane landed, the team was attacked bởi the press. They had Kiki scream a few times, and they left. They got in a limo, and were driven to the Sports Nation studio.
“We really get to be on TV?” Megan asked.
“Yes, but I’m not.” Emma said.
“You’re camera shy, I remember.” Kacey said.
“Well, we’re almost late for our interview.” Raleigh said.
“C’mon, Wally!” Kuki said, grabbing Wally’s hand.
In the studio, the kids were amazed. They were greeted bởi Sally, a girl who works there.
“Hey, kids!” Sally said. “Are bạn here for a field trip?”
Emma handed...

When Christian dropped the three in the room, David cussed under his breath.
“Welcome to the club.” Kacey said, tied up to Raleigh.
Mitchell tied David to Kiki and Emma.
“Great!” David said. “How jittery! What a jittery day!”
“SHUT UP!” Emma said.
“Ya, we’re all trapped here bởi those little people who we met at that carnival last summer.” Kiki said. “So, if we stay calm, we can get outta here.”
“Wally told me how he got out from these goons.” Kacey said. He hopped down stairs and the chair he was tied to broke.”
“Ya, perfect! Except we’re not tied to chairs,...

"Wow!" Kacey exclaimed as she and Raleigh entered the living room of the spooky house. "This looks just like the room in the Tower of Terror!"
Raleigh looked up above the fireplace. "Uh, Kacey?"
"Well, yeah, I know it's scary but-"
"No, look!" Raleigh pointed above the fireplace and both girls froze.
Above the fireplace hung a skeleton bởi its neck, it had a dao, con dao logged in its back, and one of those very old súng in its head.
Kacey grabbed her KN-Communicator.
"What's that?" Raleigh asked.
"You're in the KND, Smart One." Kacey đã đưa ý kiến turning it on. "You should know."
"Ya but bạn know I have...