Horror Movie Stereotypes

Now, there were seven vampires. (including The Count) The Toilenator thought it was cool. He ran around saying: "I vant to suck your blood!" Kacey watched. It was dumb. Then, she headed to the Girls' bath room.
"It's an toàn, két an toàn to come out now." Kacey said. Megan and Abby came out. Maddy was over-joyed to see them.
"I sprayed this dumb vampire guy with mustard!" She told her sister. Megan pretended to like it. Then, Wally snuck up on them.
"BOO!" He said. Everyone jumped back. Wally got a laugh out of Kuki and Kiki.
"Quit messing around, Vally!" Christian said. "Ve have to make our army bigger!"...

The vicar had been speaking for what felt like a full hour. Tommy was half asleep, along with Abigail’s 7-year-old niece, AJ (Short for Abigail Junior. She also has a sister called CJ-Short for Cree Junior) the service was almost over. Hoagie and Abby both đã đưa ý kiến their wedding vows. Hoagie went first. He said:
“Abigail, ever since I first laid my eyes on you, when I was placed in your sector when we were in the Kids tiếp theo Door, I immediately knew that bạn would be the one for me. I will admit that I was trying to keep it a secret from you, but now I can honestly say I tình yêu YOU!”
It was then...

Abby had been clinging to the cây for the past several hours. About 3 hours earlier, the chịu, gấu got tired of growling, roaring and being all around...um...bear-ish, and decided to take a nap. This gave her the chance to slowly climb down and make a run for it. She had quietly made it about 3/4 of the way down when Kuki skipped towards the big cây and shouted: "AAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBYYY! Abby! Yoo-hoo, AaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaBbBbbbbbbbBBBBYYyy!!!" She cringed as the chịu, gấu started waking up. Kuki merrily skipped to her teammate, and bombarded her with questions. "Where have bạn been? Why didn't you...

"HOLY CRAP, WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
"We are NOT gonna die! Moon Base must be having their own attack."
"Yeah, but our normal villains aren't SERIAL KILLERS!"
The argument went on for about 10 minutes.
"LISTEN UP!" Kacey yelled. "I learned about this guy. He's just a clown who killed himself 20 years ago. Legend says: He can take the form of a mortal to easily kill his victims. But why does he want to kill people? He wants to get revenge on the family who hired him in the first place."
"Well, then why is he after US?" Megan asked.
"Maybe one of us is related to the family somehow." Hoagie said.
"Or...

Wally and Kiki walked into the wait room. Kiki had about 6 cầu vồng Monkeys in hand. She handed one to Wally as a "Thanks-for-helping" gift. He gagged. She smacked him upside his head, causing her cầu vồng Monkeys to fall to the floor. She sighed and bent over to pick them all up.
"There bạn are!" Kacey called from down the hall. She was wearing a purple KND wrestling jersey and a pair of blue shorts. "Where were you?"
"At that cầu vồng Monkey place down the hill."
"AND bạn DIDN'T INVITE ME?!" Kuki roared, all upset. She crossed her arms and pouted. Kiki handed her a "Super Sugar High" monkey. She...

There was nothing worse than being stuck in the middle row of a van with your cousin. And that's exactly how 11-year-old Kacey Dodson felt. Sitting tiếp theo to Wally Beetles was not the treat. She looked over at the little notebook he was scribbling on. It was a picture of Wally with muscles and Kuki feeling them. The tiêu đề said: Kuki Loves Wally. Kacey giggled. Wally noticed that Kacey was looking. He hid the drawing. In the row behind them were Lucas, 9, and Nikolas Dodson, 6, who were playing their Nintendo DS's. In between them was Joey Beetles, 1, who was sleeping. Kacey pulled out her phone....

Kacey was in trouble. Not like "broken a vase" hoặc "cheated on a test" kind of trouble, it was thêm like "life hoặc living death" trouble. She was able to avoid being transformed last Halloween, but she had a weapon on her at that time. Last time, she only went up against 6 vampires... this time, she was going up against thêm than 100. She had to think of a distraction. Fast.
"Hey look! cầu vồng Monkeys!"
"Nice try. We're not falling for that again!" Kuki cackled, resisting the urge to look.
"Hold her down!" Kiki ordered.
Many ma cà rồng tackled her. She was able to kick away a couple, but then ended...

Kuki ran out to check the mailbox. She opened it, grabbed everything inside, and rushed back.
"MAIL'S HERE!" She yelled at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of her lungs. Kacey and Wally had been watching wrestling all ngày and hadn't taken their eyes off of the TV. Kiki had been watching too. But not the wrestling. She was watching how every time blood appeared on screen, both Numbuhs 4 and 7 would jump up, scream, and high-five each other.
"I still don't get it." Kiki đã đưa ý kiến grabbing some soda. Numbuh 5 laughed.
"Wit 'till Hockey of Football comes on. That's always fun." Abby told Numbuh 8. She laughed leaving Kiki...

Sector V – Main hall – 5:00

    All 5 children collapsed into chairs and reported in.
The cake was eaten
''No clue on the present.''
''All the decorations have been destroyed.''
''Numbuh 5 called. They're coming back early.''
''Man, what are all the guests gonna think when they arrive?'' Kiki wondered
''Don't worry.'' Numbuh four spoke up. ''I, uh, forgot to invite anyone.''
''You idiot.'' Numbuh 8 whispered
Numbuh 4 ignored her. ''And numbuh 7, where the crud have bạn been?''
''Watching bạn guys on the security cameras I set up.'' Kacey answered.
They angrily stared at her.
''YOU...

The plans had been set. Numbuh 7 will be in charge, Numbuh 3 would make the Birthday cake, Numbuh 4 would invite the guests, Numbuh 2 would get the present, and Numbuh 8 would decorate the cây house. Numbuh 5 would keep Megan away from the party until everything was ready. They had until 6:00. Lets just say the phrase ''easier đã đưa ý kiến than done'' is not over exaggerating.

Numbuh 5 – Carnival - 2:00, Saturday

    ''Happy Birthday!'' numbuh 5 shouted as she landed the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. at the carnival grounds. ''Awww....Thank-you!'' Numbuh 1000 squealed as she hopped out of the...