Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Dan: So, bạn guys wanna sit together at lunch?
Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, bạn and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended hoặc expelled, a wing is donated in the âm bass, tiếng bass, bass name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.
Chuck: What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad's cassingle?
Dan: Hey, last time I checked, I still owed bạn a black eye. So, unless this is bạn coming to claim it, stay away from her.
Dan: bạn should put a chuông, bell on.
Chuck: Kinky. I'll think about it.
Dan: But... why?
Chuck: They anoint Amanda into their fold, she'll be bound bởi their laws. Namely she won't be allowed to ngày ex-boyfriends. Namely you.
Dan: I'm good with just one.
Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, hoặc you're out.
Dan: Okay, pass me the shots.
Chuck: That's just a chaser.
Dan: What is that?
Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
Chuck: She's not coming. Amanda.
Dan: What are bạn talking about?
Chuck: She met some new friends, they extended an invitation to her for lunch. Hockey sticks were involved. bạn know how persuasive our girls can be.
Chuck: I hope they make a Humphrey sandwich.
Chuck: For what it's worth, Humphrey, bạn had my back. Never thought I'd say this, but thanks.
Chuck: You're about to see the real Serena.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all!
Chuck: Arthur! Pull over!
Dan: This isn't Brooklyn. Aren't bạn taking me home?
Chuck: Get out.
Dan: Wait, no, I don't -
Chuck: Tonight was nothing. You're just a drunken idiot. My amusement for the night.
Dan: Can I at least have my shoes?
Dan: Well, look, I gotta admit, this ... this was awesome. We gotta do this again.
Dan: How do bạn know so many twins?
Chuck: Twins find me?
Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.
Chuck: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Chuck: Get in, before I change my mind.
Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are bạn gay?
Dan: I know... we don't like each other. bạn think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
Chuck: It's like the plague. Only instead of vermin on my doorstep, I get the human being. Beat it, Humphrey. My sister doesn't dig stalkers.
Dan: Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.
Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
Chuck: It will ruin our family. Don't do it. Please.
Chuck: What are bạn doing HERE?!
Blair: He's just upset, and loaded-
Chuck: What are bạn doing at my father's funeral? bạn think I WANT bạn here?
Dan: Chuck, if this is about the article, bạn know I didn't write it.
Chuck: bạn think I CARE about your failed attempt at investigative journalism?! My father's DEAD because of your father.
Gossip Girl: Spotted at Victrola, Lonely Boy and Chuck âm bass, tiếng bass, bass having a tim, trái tim to heart. What hoặc who do they have talk about? And will Serena will be the last to know?
Chuck: It's done as soon as bạn tell her... Sharing a sibling is a bit much, even for me.
Dan: Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Dan: So, bạn guys wanna sit together at lunch?
Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, bạn and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended hoặc expelled, a wing is donated in the âm bass, tiếng bass, bass name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.
Chuck: What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad's cassingle?
Dan: Hey, last time I checked, I still owed bạn a black eye. So, unless this is bạn coming to claim it, stay away from her.
Dan: bạn should put a chuông, bell on.
Chuck: Kinky. I'll think about it.
Dan: But... why?
Chuck: They anoint Amanda into their fold, she'll be bound bởi their laws. Namely she won't be allowed to ngày ex-boyfriends. Namely you.
Dan: I'm good with just one.
Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, hoặc you're out.
Dan: Okay, pass me the shots.
Chuck: That's just a chaser.
Dan: What is that?
Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
Chuck: She's not coming. Amanda.
Dan: What are bạn talking about?
Chuck: She met some new friends, they extended an invitation to her for lunch. Hockey sticks were involved. bạn know how persuasive our girls can be.
Chuck: I hope they make a Humphrey sandwich.
Chuck: For what it's worth, Humphrey, bạn had my back. Never thought I'd say this, but thanks.
Chuck: You're about to see the real Serena.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all!
Chuck: Arthur! Pull over!
Dan: This isn't Brooklyn. Aren't bạn taking me home?
Chuck: Get out.
Dan: Wait, no, I don't -
Chuck: Tonight was nothing. You're just a drunken idiot. My amusement for the night.
Dan: Can I at least have my shoes?
Dan: Well, look, I gotta admit, this ... this was awesome. We gotta do this again.
Dan: How do bạn know so many twins?
Chuck: Twins find me?
Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.
Chuck: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Chuck: Get in, before I change my mind.
Dan: I've come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. To experience some new things.
Chuck: Are bạn gay?
Dan: I know... we don't like each other. bạn think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody.
Chuck: I don't think of you.
Chuck: It's like the plague. Only instead of vermin on my doorstep, I get the human being. Beat it, Humphrey. My sister doesn't dig stalkers.
Dan: Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.
Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
Chuck: It will ruin our family. Don't do it. Please.
Chuck: What are bạn doing HERE?!
Blair: He's just upset, and loaded-
Chuck: What are bạn doing at my father's funeral? bạn think I WANT bạn here?
Dan: Chuck, if this is about the article, bạn know I didn't write it.
Chuck: bạn think I CARE about your failed attempt at investigative journalism?! My father's DEAD because of your father.
Gossip Girl: Spotted at Victrola, Lonely Boy and Chuck âm bass, tiếng bass, bass having a tim, trái tim to heart. What hoặc who do they have talk about? And will Serena will be the last to know?
Chuck: It's done as soon as bạn tell her... Sharing a sibling is a bit much, even for me.
Relationships
Book Series
Serena van der Woodsen (girlfriend)
Vanessa Abrams (girlfriend)
Mystery Craze (fling)
Elise Wells (fling)
Monique (fling)
Bree (fling)
Greg (dated)
TV Series
Serena van der Woodsen
First Relationship:
Start Up: Pilot (101)
Broke Up: Woman On the Verge (117)
Reason: Serena lied to Dan and told him that she cheated on him.
một giây Relationship:
Start Up: Summer Kind of Wonderful (201)
Broke Up: The Dark Night (203)
Reason: The two realized they were in two different places.
Georgina Sparks
Start Up: Woman on the Verge (117)
Broke Up: Much "I Do" About Nothing (118)
Reason: Dan learned the truth about Georgina.
Book Series
Serena van der Woodsen (girlfriend)
Vanessa Abrams (girlfriend)
Mystery Craze (fling)
Elise Wells (fling)
Monique (fling)
Bree (fling)
Greg (dated)
TV Series
Serena van der Woodsen
First Relationship:
Start Up: Pilot (101)
Broke Up: Woman On the Verge (117)
Reason: Serena lied to Dan and told him that she cheated on him.
một giây Relationship:
Start Up: Summer Kind of Wonderful (201)
Broke Up: The Dark Night (203)
Reason: The two realized they were in two different places.
Georgina Sparks
Start Up: Woman on the Verge (117)
Broke Up: Much "I Do" About Nothing (118)
Reason: Dan learned the truth about Georgina.