The first thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me
Is finding a giáng sinh tree
The một giây thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The third thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The fourth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me
Sending giáng sinh cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The fifth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending giáng sinh cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The sixth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those giáng sinh cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The seventh thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending giáng sinh cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The eighth thing at giáng sinh that such a pain to me:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Ach, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The ninth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
nghề viết văn out those giáng sinh cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The tenth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending giáng sinh cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The eleventh thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The twelfth thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
hát giáng sinh carols
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, bạn RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a giáng sinh tree
Is finding a giáng sinh tree
The một giây thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The third thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The fourth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me
Sending giáng sinh cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The fifth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending giáng sinh cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The sixth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those giáng sinh cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The seventh thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending giáng sinh cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The eighth thing at giáng sinh that such a pain to me:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Ach, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The ninth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
nghề viết văn out those giáng sinh cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The tenth thing at giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending giáng sinh cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The eleventh thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a giáng sinh tree
The twelfth thing of giáng sinh that's such a pain to me:
hát giáng sinh carols
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, bạn RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a giáng sinh tree