"CHARMED" RETROSPECT: (6.17) “Hyde School Reunion” (6.17) ”Hyde School Reunion”
is an episode from Season Six of the TV series, ”CHARMED” (1998-2006)
. It is viewed as controversial bởi many những người hâm mộ of the show. I wish I could say that its controversy revolved around any innovative storytelling. I wish I could say this . . . but I cannot. Because ”Hyde School Reunion” is without a doubt one of the worst ”CHARMED”
episodes to air on television.
In this episode, Phoebe (Alyssa Milano) inadvertently cast a spell – written in her high school yearbook – that allowed her wild personality from her “troubled” adolescent to take over her. And this all happened at her tenth high school reunion. At the same time, Piper (Holly Maries Combs) is trying to figure out why Chris (Drew Fuller), who had recently been revealed as her son from the future, has been avoiding her. She recruits the help of her dad Victor Bennett (James Read) to delve into the big mystery. In the end, Piper and Victor learned that Chris is wary of Piper’s presence, because she is destined to die fourteen years in the future. Ugh. Also, Chris is being hunted bởi Scabber demons. As for Phoebe . . . oh God, it resulted in one big mess.
In a nutshell, younger Phoebe hoặc ”Freebie” - as one of her old schoolmates had nicknamed her – wrecked havoc with magic bởi plotting the escape of an old classmate named Rick Gittridge (Rodney Rowland) from jail. When Rick realized that his former classmate can use magic, he wants her – namely Phoebe – to help him rob an armored car. I would tình yêu NOT to go into details of how this all unfolds. Must I? Must I do this? Sigh! I suppose I must. Anyway, the other two Halliwells whisked Phoebe back to the Manor before she could do anything about Rick. When she returned to Rick, Phoebe learned that one of her old school mates, Ramona, is missing. Rick had kidnapped her to secure Phoebe's help. They robbed an armored car, but Phoebe cast a spell upon Rick, making him believe that the cops are almost upon them. They fled back to the Manor, where Rick ended up insisting that Phoebe give him a new face before he tells her where Ramona is. Paige appeared and Phoebe suggested that the younger sister give Rick Chris' face. Chris – who is being hunted bởi Scabber demons. Rick ended up pleased – until the Scabber demons hiển thị up and killed him.
The positive aspects of ”Hyde School Reunion” came in the subplot involving Chris, Piper and Victor. Although I could not understand why Chris could warn his grandfather to stop smoking in order to avoid emphysema and prevent Paige from being killed bởi Titans (see ”Oh Goddess!” from late Season 5), prevent Wyatt from turning evil, yet could not warn his mother that she will be dead in fourteen years for fear of changing the timeline. What the hell? What saved this subplot were the performances of Chris Fuller, cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly Marie Combs and James Read.
Unfortunately, the major plotline for ”Hyde School Reunion” revolved around Phoebe’s high school reunion and her messy little ”flashback” to her adolescent past. There was so much wrong with this story that I had to make a list: *Phoebe graduated from high school in 1994? In 1994, she was eighteen, going on nineteen. What happened? She had to repeat a grade?
*Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan’s outfits at the reunion – questionable. Poor Rose looked as if her áo khoác was made from the lông, lông thú of a dead animal that had the bad luck to be dyed in a garish turquoise blue. Alyssa’s boobs looked as if they threatened to pop out any minute. Even worse, her nipples are so obvious that they seemed to shout at the ti vi screen.
*In the trước đó episode, ”The Courtship of Wyatt’s Father”, Leo finally managed to boink Piper and plant baby Chris in her. Yet, in the following episode – namely this one – Piper is "months" pregnant. How many months had passed between the two episodes? I realize that cây ô rô, hoa huệ, holly Marie Combs was pregnant at the time, but talk about ill timing!
*Why do nearly every Halliwell sister either seemed to possess that hideous hairstyle that consisted of long hair and bangs, braces hoặc all?
*Phoebe wrote a poem in her high school yearbook . . . that turned out to be a spell? My God, how lame!
*How is it that one of Phoebe’s old gym teacher, Miss Hickok, has no idea that Phoebe is now a famous columnist, whose mug is plastered on billboards all over San Francisco?
*I realize that in this episode, Freebie has adult Phoebe’s powers. Could someone please explain how she learned how to use magic? Please? Adult Phoebe knew nothing of magic until she was two months shy of her 23rd birthday? How did adolescent Freebie suddenly learn how to cast a spell and turn her old classmates into teenaged Neanderthals? Hell, the only magic that Phoebe knew around 22 and 23 were the old ”The Power of Three will set us free” chant and her premonitions, over which she had (and possessed) no control.
*Chris, who is the son of a chef, had no idea what mutton was? Being a vegetarian is no excuse. Unless mutton no longer exists in the 2020s.
*Why were Scabber demons after Chris? That story plot had evaded me.
*Could someone PLEASE explain how Freebie managed to shapeshift Rick, who was disguised as a guard, back to his old self with a flick of her wrist? HOW? Even adult Phoebe lacked this ability. She would have had to use a spell hoặc chant to do this. Shapeshifting was not one of her psi abilities.
*Between the time Piper and Paige had teleported Phoebe from the warehouse to the Manor and back took less than a minute. How did Rick managed to tie up Todd – another Freebie classmate – and hide Ramona in that short không gian of time?
*Why didn’t Phoebe simply use a spell to coerce Rick into revealing where he had hidden Ramona . . . instead of aiding him in his so-called crime spree?
The major faux pas of ”Hyde School Reunion” centered around the death of Rick Gittridge. Many những người hâm mộ have đã bình luận on certain acts surrounding the unfolding events. One, why did Paige fail to teleport orb the shotgun from Rick’s hand? Two, why did Phoebe suggest that Paige turn Rick’s face into Chris’ face before Rick could verify where he had hidden Ramona . . . so that the Scabber demons would go after him? Why did she not do the dirty deed, herself?
Some member of a ”CHARMED” message board once đã bình luận that this entire scene lacked sense because as ”good witches”, the Phép thuật Ones would have never set up a human to be killed bởi demons. I say . . . bullshit to that! The Halliwells have proven in the past how murderous and self-righteous they could be. How many times has Prue – believing to be wronged - allowed her temper to get the best of her? In "P3 H2O", a very self-righteous Phoebe had accused Sam Wilder – Mommy Dearest’s whitelighter and Paige’s dad – of failing to save Patty before the latter was killed bởi a water demon. Paige was stupid, murderous and self-righteous enough to attempt to kill Cole when he had finally được trao up on getting Phoebe back in ”Centennial Charmed”. ”Mortality Bites” is a prime example of how murderous and self-righteous the Halliwells can be. I will tell bạn exactly what really bothered me about ”Hyde School Reunion”: Phoebe: How do we know you're telling the truth?
Rick: bạn don't. Now, my face. Make it different. Heartbreaking, charming, young.
(Phoebe gets an idea.)
Phoebe: bạn know, I'm thinking maybe bạn should use our nephew for inspiration.
Paige: "Who bạn were, you're now another, take the face of Wyatt's brother."
(Rick turns into Chris. He looks in the mirror.)
Chris: Yeah, I like it. This'll work.
Paige: Pheebs, watch out, this could get messy. (Phoebe and Paige hide behind a wall. Three Scabbar demons appear in the room. Rick shoots at them but doesn't harm them. They spit the green acid goo at Rick which melts him to nothing. The demons disappear. Phoebe and Paige come out from behind the wall.) bạn okay?
Paige: bạn know bạn had to, right?
Phoebe: I know. She had to?
Phoebe had to give Chris’ face to Rick, knowing that her nephew was being hunted bởi Scabber demons? Why was it necessary for Phoebe to set Rick up to be murdered? Who in the fuck wrote this episode? Oh yes, some joker named David Simkins. If he is still nghề viết văn television, the son-of-a-bitch should give up screenwriting and take up a profession that Luật sư đấu trí his lack of talent. Moron. Brad Kern is a moron for approving this script. And I wonder if Alyssa Milano and Rose McGowan had expressed concerns about what Phoebe and Paige did to Rick. If they did not, they should be ashamed of themselves.
This episode truly ranks as among the worst of the series’ eight năm history. Honestly. And the fact that it climaxed into the murder of a human, thanks to the scheming of two of the three major characters really sticks in my craw. But what really pisses me off about ”Hyde School Reunion” is that Kern and screenwriter, David Simkins, actually believed that the viewers would sit in front of a ti vi set and accept that Phoebe and Paige’s murderous act was ”necessary”
, is an insult not only to my intelligence, but to the intelligence of the series’ many other viewers and fans.