or Violet.

Mike's parents are morons, but at least they seem nice enough. They aren't going to snub you or threaten you or anything like that.

I would be Violets, maybe I'd inherit some blueberry jeans!!!

More toys to play with!

Even if you don't get the loving family, you're still loaded and can get basically anything you want with all of it! Besides, Veruca's handmedowns would probably come fast, furious, and in pretty good condition, so it couldn't be that bad!

mike wont bother me, he'll be glued 2 the tv!

Violet, I guess. Lol, my real sister is as crabby and spoiled as Veruca O_O

1. I love eating
2. I'm spoiled because I'm the youngest child
3. I like to watch TV

So I pick Violet!

mike would just watch tv so i could do whatever i want i hate my little sister being glued on me the whole time :S

mike would just be glued to the TV and maybe even let me play with him so if he doesn't hate candy so much he'd be the most awesome brother ever

and he is so cute <-- don't mind that

that would be fun!

Mike would always try to be smarter than me(besides being glued to the TV), Violet would always beat me in anything, Agustus would be just horrible to live with sooooo i pick Veruca because i would have a lot of money and the house is so big that i would hardly have to see her.

Mike would annoy me. All of that noise he makes with his TV...ick.
Veruca's place wouldn't be too bad, but I'd be WAY too tempted to slap her.
With Augustus, I'd never retain normal weight.

Violet's mom is creepy, but I'd live. It would be hard to live up to her, but I'd get plenty of gum.

Oh great,now you can't spell AUGUSTUS! GET A DICTIONARY YOU RETARDS!

If any of them did something to anoy me I would just slap them ( hide gum, sell pony, unplug cable, hide chocolate bars!) haha

he's adorable!

The parents are okay and since he spends so much time on TV I could avoid him.

Augustus. Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate!

I would pick Veruca because, unlike her, I would make it a point to say “thank you” every time I got a present (or something she would hand down to me), and her mother and father would be so proud of me for being quite different from Veruca in that way, too. :)

Free sausage for life! Yum yum yum!