#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING: Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person. Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves. Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to). When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted bởi most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole). And she is eventually possessed bởi Bathsheba herself. And tired murdering her youngest daughter. But protagonists stop her....
Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.
I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.
Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are bạn doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the ngày after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and bạn can definitely wait for success.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Case cracker is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour* Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on! Case Cracker: I've been working for this ngựa con, ngựa, pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead! Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us? Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my súng from the găng tay compartment. Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" con voi of the room.. Cage..
I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air.. When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: táo, apple Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.
#1: MAN: Young man? bạn trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man". What else bạn gonna say? "Fresh"? LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, bạn know, but--that's for online--but, what are bạn out doing? MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed. LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen. MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.
#2: GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!? LAZLOW: Do bạn not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!
#3: Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Sending A Letter
December 19, 1952
Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye. Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and I decided to...
This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..
#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:
So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even thêm than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this chó cái, bitch that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for thêm "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
#1: CARNAGE: Can it really be anyone BUT Cletus Kasedy!?
Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.
He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain. And unlike most villains, he was "already" evil, before becoming Carnage.
As a child, he killed his grandmother bởi pushing her down a flight of stairs, tried to murder his mother bởi throwing a hair dryer into her bathtub, and tortured and killed his mother's dog. His mother tried to kill him in a rage, Cletus was sent to a orphange that "mysteriously burnt down"
When he discovered Eddie Brock become Venom he became jealous and...
The Petrovic Family are threatening to kill Dimitri if his leader, Mikhail Faustin is not killed soon. Niko is sent bởi Dimitri to kill Faustin because Faustin's recklessness is getting out of control. Kenny Petrovic also wants revenge on Mikhail for ordering the killing of his son Lenny and destroying his nhà để xe in Bohan. Dimitri explains that he was able to negotiate with Petrovic so that only Faustin would be killed. Dimitri tells Petrovic that Niko was just a hired gun, and Petrovic is willing to spare Niko on the condition that Niko kills Faustin himself.