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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 28
Setting Things Right
June 5, 1953
Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.
Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell bạn about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. bạn are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to bạn in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell bạn in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever đã đưa ý kiến something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, bạn curse too much.
Gordon: bạn curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, bạn randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and bạn also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: bạn two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.
Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.
Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* bạn had a wife this entire time, and bạn didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. bạn were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. bạn hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what bạn did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.
Gordon went to go talk to Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Sitting on a bench*
Gordon: Coff?
Coffee Creme: It's Coffee Creme. Not Coff, hoặc Frenchy. Coffee Creme.
Gordon: No kidding. Listen, I just wanted bạn to know that I'm divorcing my wife, and there's no reason for bạn to be mad at me.
Coffee Creme: Oh yeah? How many other mares were bạn seeing in Portland?
Gordon: None. I just worked as a porter at one of the train stations. Listen, I'm trying to tell bạn I'm sorry. Don't bạn understand?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* I'll give bạn another chance. But if I find out that you're cheating on me, hoặc anypony while dating with me, we're through.
Gordon: Got it.
On the other part of the station.
Pete: Pierce, bạn and Stylo are going to take a freight all the way into St. Foalis.
Hawkeye: bạn can count on us Pete.
Stylo: We'll get the train there on time.
Pete: That's what I want to here. Good, now I gotta go check on our profits. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Guess what kind of engine we're driving to St. Foaly.
Hawkeye: I'm going to guess that it's a F unit.
Stylo: What kind of an F unit?
Hawkeye: I don't know, perhaps an F3?
Stylo: I'm guessing a GP7.
Hawkeye: You're crazy. Our railroad only has Twenty one GP7's, it's rare if we get one pulling our train.
Stylo: Big boys are rare too.
Hawkeye: But they're all stationed here in Cheyenne.
Stylo: For a reason.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I know. Getting heavy freight trains over Sherman Hill.
Stylo: What about Archer hill?
Hawkeye: I guess other engines go on that part of the line.
Worker: *Driving freight train*
Hawkeye: Hey, there's two GP7's on this train, why don't bạn stop the engineer, and ask him about everything bạn need to know about our engines?
Worker: *stops train*
Stylo: I don't think that's necessary.
Worker: *Walks out of train* Are bạn Stylo, and Pierce?
Stylo: Yes.
Worker: Special delivery. Get this freight to St. Foalis.
Stylo: I was right Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Great.
But before they could get in their locomotive
Gordon: xin chào guys, guess what?
Hawkeye: What?
Gordon: I'm dating Coffee Creme again!
Stylo: How did bạn manage to pull that off?
Gordon: I just đã đưa ý kiến I was sorry, and she had a lot of sympathy for me, and now we're dating again.
Hawkeye: Congratulations. I'll send my condolences to Frenchy when we return.
Gordon: Well unlike bạn guys, she actually likes me.
Stylo: Whatever. *Gets in engine*
Hawkeye: *Gets in engine*
Gordon: So that's it? bạn don't even care?
Hawkeye: Nope. *Blows horn twice, and drives train*
Gordon: *watching train leave station* They don't even care? They don't even care. Now the câu hỏi is... Why don't they care?
On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.
Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.
A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.
Stylo: Alright. bạn get the band, and I'll talk to Snowflake.
Hawkeye: Right. *Runs off to find a band*
Stylo: *Goes into signalbox*
Snowflake: Stylo, how nice to see you.
Stylo: Hello Snowflake. I need your help with something.
Snowflake: I'd like to help, but I'm a little too busy at the moment. Unless Orion destroys something, hoặc the signal gets damaged, I have to work here.
Stylo: Aw, that's a shame.
Orion: *Destroys signal* This better get me fired!!
Pete: bạn can't get fired on purpose Orion, but I'll suspend bạn from work for a week.
Orion: Whatever. Close enough to being fired for me. *Runs away*
Stylo: Well, looks like Orion destroyed something. And that something, is the signal.
Snowflake: Alright, I'll help you. What do bạn need me to do?
Meanwhile, in the town of Cheyenne.
Band: *Playing this song: link *
Hawkeye: *Walks in, and hears music* Where is that coming from?
Bartender: That band right over there. *Points at band*
Hawkeye: That's it!
Band: *Stops playing*
Hawkeye: You're perfect for what I need!
Bartender: Hey, what do bạn think you're doing?
Hawkeye: On behalf of the Union Pacific Railroad, we'd like to borrow your band for the night.
Bartender: What do bạn this is, a library? bạn can't borrow my band.
Hawkeye: The Union Pacific will pay bạn $6,500 to let your band play for the night at the Cheyenne Train Station.
Bartender: hiển thị me the dough.
Hawkeye: *Gives Bartender $6,500*
Bartender: Damn, bạn weren't kidding. Okay bạn guys, you're playing over at the Cheyenne Train Station. Get outta here.
Band: *Packing up*
Bartender: Have them back bởi tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. Follow me everypony to the Train Station.
Band members: *Following Hawkeye to train station*
When they arrived, the station had six tables set up, and they looked like something bạn would find at a fancy restaurant.
Pete: This diner/station seems like a good idea.
Snowflake: Thank bạn sir, but don't give me all the credit. Most of this idea was from Stylo.
Pete: Well Stylo, thank you.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Hawkeye: Alright bạn guys, play your greatest song.
Band: *Plays song: link
When the song shows up on Youtube, set the speed to 0.5
Stylo: Alright, we got good music, a station/restaurant, and a mare willing to act like Gordon's special somepony, just to make it look like he's cheating on Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Yeah. The âm nhạc is so good, it could be used as a theme song for a ti vi Show.
Stylo: I think so too, but in my opinion, it should be faster.
Hawkeye: What would the hiển thị be called?
Stylo: Benny Hill.
Snowflake: *Walks in* I tình yêu what bạn did with the place.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Do bạn approve of our music?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Gordon: *walks in*
Snowflake: *Bumps into Gordon* Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Gordon: Bullshit, bạn did that on purpose!
Hawkeye: *Hits Gordon* Be nice. We saw the whole thing, and it was an accident.
Gordon: Ugh, fine.
Snowflake: So, *Leaning on Gordon* What do bạn think of me now?
Gordon: Why are bạn leaning on me?
Snowflake: *Kissing Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *Walks in* GORDON!!
Gordon: Ah!
Coffee Creme: bạn leave him alone!
Snowflake: But he was asking me out.
Coffee Creme: No he wasn't. I overheard Pierce's plans to try, and get me to think he was cheating on me. Well it didn't work!
Hawkeye: How did she overhear us?
Coffee Creme: bạn talk loud. Come on Gordon. *Takes Gordon out of station*
Hawkeye: Well, now what?
Stylo: âm nhạc is still playing.
The End
On The tiếp theo Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Pete talks about one of his relatives who helped to build the Transcontinental Railway.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 28
Setting Things Right
June 5, 1953
Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.
Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here is making us do it.
Coffee Creme: What did I tell bạn about calling me frenchy?
Hawkeye: Don't blame us. bạn are french after all.
Stylo: Hey, I see a light, and some smoke.
Hawkeye: That must be the train Gordon is on.
Pete: Oh, that reminds me. Uh, Coffee, can I talk to bạn in my office?
Coffee Creme: Sure. What about?
Pete: I don't want to tell bạn in front of anypony, so just follow me. *Goes to office*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Pete*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Gordon: *Walks off train*
Everypony: Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: You're welcoming me back? Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Hawkeye: Something that isn't inappropriate.
Gordon: Pierce, when have I ever đã đưa ý kiến something inappropriate?
Hawkeye: Well, let's see. Nearly everytime you're here, bạn curse too much.
Gordon: bạn curse too!
Hawkeye: Not as much as you.
Percy: Oh, remember Thanksgiving last year?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, bạn randomly blurted out the word, blowjob.
Gordon: I did not.
Hawkeye: Bullshit.
Stylo: Oh, and bạn also brought a dead turkey to Pete on thanksgiving last year.
Hawkeye: With the head shot off.
Gordon: bạn two are a disgrace to this railroad!
Hawkeye: Aw come on Gordon, we've done nothing wrong, unlike you.
Suddenly, Pete, and Coffee Creme returned from Pete's office.
Gordon: Coffee! So good to see you.
Coffee Creme: *Slaps Gordon* bạn had a wife this entire time, and bạn didn't even tell me?! *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Let me guess. bạn were dating Coffee Creme, and cheating on your wife.
Stylo: That's a very bad thing Gordon.
Hawkeye: I've seen him do a lot of bad things, but I didn't think he would do something like that. bạn hurt frenchy's feelings.
Gordon: Don't call her that.
Hawkeye: After what bạn did to her, I don't think she'll care what we call her.
Gordon went to go talk to Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: *Sitting on a bench*
Gordon: Coff?
Coffee Creme: It's Coffee Creme. Not Coff, hoặc Frenchy. Coffee Creme.
Gordon: No kidding. Listen, I just wanted bạn to know that I'm divorcing my wife, and there's no reason for bạn to be mad at me.
Coffee Creme: Oh yeah? How many other mares were bạn seeing in Portland?
Gordon: None. I just worked as a porter at one of the train stations. Listen, I'm trying to tell bạn I'm sorry. Don't bạn understand?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* I'll give bạn another chance. But if I find out that you're cheating on me, hoặc anypony while dating with me, we're through.
Gordon: Got it.
On the other part of the station.
Pete: Pierce, bạn and Stylo are going to take a freight all the way into St. Foalis.
Hawkeye: bạn can count on us Pete.
Stylo: We'll get the train there on time.
Pete: That's what I want to here. Good, now I gotta go check on our profits. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Guess what kind of engine we're driving to St. Foaly.
Hawkeye: I'm going to guess that it's a F unit.
Stylo: What kind of an F unit?
Hawkeye: I don't know, perhaps an F3?
Stylo: I'm guessing a GP7.
Hawkeye: You're crazy. Our railroad only has Twenty one GP7's, it's rare if we get one pulling our train.
Stylo: Big boys are rare too.
Hawkeye: But they're all stationed here in Cheyenne.
Stylo: For a reason.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I know. Getting heavy freight trains over Sherman Hill.
Stylo: What about Archer hill?
Hawkeye: I guess other engines go on that part of the line.
Worker: *Driving freight train*
Hawkeye: Hey, there's two GP7's on this train, why don't bạn stop the engineer, and ask him about everything bạn need to know about our engines?
Worker: *stops train*
Stylo: I don't think that's necessary.
Worker: *Walks out of train* Are bạn Stylo, and Pierce?
Stylo: Yes.
Worker: Special delivery. Get this freight to St. Foalis.
Stylo: I was right Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Great.
But before they could get in their locomotive
Gordon: xin chào guys, guess what?
Hawkeye: What?
Gordon: I'm dating Coffee Creme again!
Stylo: How did bạn manage to pull that off?
Gordon: I just đã đưa ý kiến I was sorry, and she had a lot of sympathy for me, and now we're dating again.
Hawkeye: Congratulations. I'll send my condolences to Frenchy when we return.
Gordon: Well unlike bạn guys, she actually likes me.
Stylo: Whatever. *Gets in engine*
Hawkeye: *Gets in engine*
Gordon: So that's it? bạn don't even care?
Hawkeye: Nope. *Blows horn twice, and drives train*
Gordon: *watching train leave station* They don't even care? They don't even care. Now the câu hỏi is... Why don't they care?
On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.
Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.
A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.
Stylo: Alright. bạn get the band, and I'll talk to Snowflake.
Hawkeye: Right. *Runs off to find a band*
Stylo: *Goes into signalbox*
Snowflake: Stylo, how nice to see you.
Stylo: Hello Snowflake. I need your help with something.
Snowflake: I'd like to help, but I'm a little too busy at the moment. Unless Orion destroys something, hoặc the signal gets damaged, I have to work here.
Stylo: Aw, that's a shame.
Orion: *Destroys signal* This better get me fired!!
Pete: bạn can't get fired on purpose Orion, but I'll suspend bạn from work for a week.
Orion: Whatever. Close enough to being fired for me. *Runs away*
Stylo: Well, looks like Orion destroyed something. And that something, is the signal.
Snowflake: Alright, I'll help you. What do bạn need me to do?
Meanwhile, in the town of Cheyenne.
Band: *Playing this song: link *
Hawkeye: *Walks in, and hears music* Where is that coming from?
Bartender: That band right over there. *Points at band*
Hawkeye: That's it!
Band: *Stops playing*
Hawkeye: You're perfect for what I need!
Bartender: Hey, what do bạn think you're doing?
Hawkeye: On behalf of the Union Pacific Railroad, we'd like to borrow your band for the night.
Bartender: What do bạn this is, a library? bạn can't borrow my band.
Hawkeye: The Union Pacific will pay bạn $6,500 to let your band play for the night at the Cheyenne Train Station.
Bartender: hiển thị me the dough.
Hawkeye: *Gives Bartender $6,500*
Bartender: Damn, bạn weren't kidding. Okay bạn guys, you're playing over at the Cheyenne Train Station. Get outta here.
Band: *Packing up*
Bartender: Have them back bởi tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. Follow me everypony to the Train Station.
Band members: *Following Hawkeye to train station*
When they arrived, the station had six tables set up, and they looked like something bạn would find at a fancy restaurant.
Pete: This diner/station seems like a good idea.
Snowflake: Thank bạn sir, but don't give me all the credit. Most of this idea was from Stylo.
Pete: Well Stylo, thank you.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Hawkeye: Alright bạn guys, play your greatest song.
Band: *Plays song: link
When the song shows up on Youtube, set the speed to 0.5
Stylo: Alright, we got good music, a station/restaurant, and a mare willing to act like Gordon's special somepony, just to make it look like he's cheating on Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Yeah. The âm nhạc is so good, it could be used as a theme song for a ti vi Show.
Stylo: I think so too, but in my opinion, it should be faster.
Hawkeye: What would the hiển thị be called?
Stylo: Benny Hill.
Snowflake: *Walks in* I tình yêu what bạn did with the place.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Do bạn approve of our music?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Gordon: *walks in*
Snowflake: *Bumps into Gordon* Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Gordon: Bullshit, bạn did that on purpose!
Hawkeye: *Hits Gordon* Be nice. We saw the whole thing, and it was an accident.
Gordon: Ugh, fine.
Snowflake: So, *Leaning on Gordon* What do bạn think of me now?
Gordon: Why are bạn leaning on me?
Snowflake: *Kissing Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *Walks in* GORDON!!
Gordon: Ah!
Coffee Creme: bạn leave him alone!
Snowflake: But he was asking me out.
Coffee Creme: No he wasn't. I overheard Pierce's plans to try, and get me to think he was cheating on me. Well it didn't work!
Hawkeye: How did she overhear us?
Coffee Creme: bạn talk loud. Come on Gordon. *Takes Gordon out of station*
Hawkeye: Well, now what?
Stylo: âm nhạc is still playing.
The End
On The tiếp theo Episode of Ponies On The Rails
Pete talks about one of his relatives who helped to build the Transcontinental Railway.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014