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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: bạn interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. bạn know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and di chuyển right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the tháng this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: When it comes to polls, this guy is very creative.
Master Sword: And his yêu thích ngựa con, ngựa, pony in the mane 6 is cầu vồng Dash.
Tom & Master Sword: *Standing on their back legs, and salute* WWEChampion, we salute you!
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: Now for our crossover parody.
Tom: It's Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Everything is not so peaceful for our number 1 tank engine.

Thomas The Unstoppable Tank Engine

Starring

Cosmic cầu vồng as Denzel Washington
Tom Foolery as Sir Tophamm Hat
Mortomis as the narrator
And everyone else as theirselves.

Narrator: It was a beautiful ngày on the Island Of Sodor. The air was crisp, and there wasn't a đám mây in the sky.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Standing tiếp theo to Thomas in Knapford Station* Thomas, I'm giving bạn a much needed tune up my friend.
Narrator: đã đưa ý kiến Sir Tophamm Hat.
Thomas: *Coupled up to three freight cars* Oh boy. Thanks.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Now as soon as I put your brakes back in, you'll be as good as new. *Leans on Thomas, but accidentally pushes him forward*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moving forward* Wait, why am I rolling? Am I moving, hoặc are the trees moving? *Gets nervous* What did bạn say about my brakes?! bạn took out my what?!!? HOLY COW, I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sighs* Clearly, this is why I don't have real friends.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Look out, I have no brakes!!!
Narrator: Screamed Thomas, and indeed.....
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: ....he did not.

Later in the control room.

Denzel: Alright, talk to me.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Well it seems Thomas is out of control, and we can't stop him.
Thomas: WHY CAN'T I STOP?!!?!
Harold: *Hovering in the air* This is Harold The Helicopter, how can I help you?
Narrator: Asked Harold.
Denzel: Harold, this is control. I need bạn to shoot at Thomas, and derail him from the tracks.
Harold: Shoot at Thomas? Why I couldn't. Thomas is my friend.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Well your friend is about to crash into a nearby town! Ugh, this is why I never work with talking machines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: bạn know what they say, never send a smiling helicopter to do an action star's work.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Nobody says that...
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Staring at some monitors. One of them has Trollestia on it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: What's his cargo?
Sir Tophamm Hat: Who?
Denzel: Thomas! His cargo! What's he carrying?!
Sir Tophamm Hat: Oh, nothing too dangerous. Pillows, swiss cheese, a nuclear bomb-
Denzel: A nuclear bomb?!!!?
Sir Tophamm Hat: And swiss cheese! Sheesh, were bạn even listening?
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: Alright, come on! *Leaving the control room* I got a train to catch.

Meanwhile on some ngẫu nhiên dirty road.

Mater: *Going slow with Lightning McQueen* I like this scene McQueen.
Lightning: See Mater? It's good to travel the world *Gets on a railroad crossing with Mater*
Thomas: *Runs them over*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Thomas: I'm sorry bạn guys, it's just that I have no brakes, and I can't stop!!!
Denzel: *Staring at Percy* I gotta work with him? *Looks at Sir Tophamm Hat* I told you, I work alone!
Percy: I like you.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Look! Nobody knows the rails better then Percy!
Denzel: Fine. *Gets on board Percy* Just try to keep up junior.
Percy: You're a nice stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later

Thomas: *On a curve, and nearly gets derailed*
Harold: *Has a Browning machine gun attached to him, and shoots at Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: Harold! What are bạn doing?!!?
Harold: I'm sorry Thomas. I have airplanes to feed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harold: *Shoots thêm bullets at Thomas*
Denzel: *Staring at Harold* What's that crazy chopper doing?! Doesn't he know that if he hits that bomb, we're doomed?
Percy: *Staring at the sky* I like clouds.
Denzel: Yeah, ain't that the truth? bạn know, I guess you, and I aren't so different after all. *Sees Percy getting closer to Thomas* I see Thomas, step on it!
Percy: *Gets closer to Thomas*
Denzel: Thomas, we're coming!!
Thomas: Hurry!!!
Percy: *Couples up to the back of Thomas' train, and applies his brakes*
Thomas: *Stops inches away from the buffers* Oh thank goodness. If bạn didn't stop me, I would've crushed the little town of dâu, dâu tây Shortcake.
Audience: *Laughing*
Denzel: *Pushes Thomas*
Audience: *Laughing*
Thomas: *Moves forward* Wait, am I- *Crushes the town of dâu, dâu tây Shortcake, killing many people in that town* Oh..
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And nobody regretted any of their actions. The end
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

On the tiếp theo part of this episode

People that make conspiracies get made fun of.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 23: Neighsayer

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I tình yêu this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the các bình luận on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

BTFlash: OH MY GOD, I CAME UP WITH A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: There's like six wheels on each of the train cars, hoặc maybe it's eight, but I'm gonna say there's six.
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, there's like three train cars, so that could only mean one thing. 666! DA DEVIL'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, the wheels are in a shape, just like Illuminati, which is another shape, so there's at least a dozen Illuminati's man!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!
Tom: Jesus christ. The wheels are in a circle, and the illuminati is a triangle. Are bạn really that stupid?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Also, there is no reference to the devil's phone number. It's all bullshit, mostly because the number six isn't shown, hoặc mentioned in anyway. *Stares at the audience* If bạn make any type of conspiracy about anything, you're a f**king idiot.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to start our skits. Coming up tiếp theo is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic cầu vồng as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine ngày for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing tiếp theo to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are bạn going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: bạn stood there like a statue for 30 phút already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before bạn hit the ball off the tee. If bạn mess up your first shot, bạn mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that bạn only hit the ball once in a match of golf.

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis

Tom: *Stops the opening credits*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom If there is anything I hate, it's someone that keeps playing the same opening credits over, and over again.
Mitchell: *Waiting with Olson, and Casey* Come on Chip, hurry up.
Chip: I'm trying to concentrate!
Casey: On what? Getting enough common sense to hit the ball?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: She's right Chip, just hit the ball.
Chip: *Sweats as he looks at it. He hits the ball, but it goes into the rough*
Otis: Okay, maybe we should have được trao bạn thêm time to concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: bạn think?!

Coming up next, it's a new skit called video game troll.

Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed bởi any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: xin chào yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell bởi your username.
1Indian1: No bạn couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what bạn do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees 1Indian1 going up stairs. He runs toward him, and melees him*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Fox335: I'm pretty sure bạn told me to melee you.
1Indian1: No I didn't! Are bạn deaf stupid?!
Fox335: Uh, you're stupid for forgetting what bạn told me to do.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later in the match

1Indian1: xin chào listen, if bạn guys let me win, I'll give bạn all hacks to play Forza Motorsports on your playstation.
Fox335: *Melees 1Indian1*
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Dararararararararararara!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: You! Leave dis lobby right now! bạn gonna run around demoting me, leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Oh yo yo yo yo yo! now you're making me mad. Leave dis lobby right now.
Fox335: Nah, I kinda like it in here.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: If bạn demote me one thêm time....
Kadillack: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox335: It wasn't me, so bạn can't get mad at me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: *Stabs 1Indian1*
1Indian1: Goddamnit!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

After the match, three players left, so it was just Fox, 1Indian1, and Kadillack. They had to wait for thêm players to join.

1Indian1: Okay, since we're the only three left in this lobby, I wanna rap to you.
Kadillack: *Uninterested* Can't wait.
Audience: *Laughing*
1Indian1: Broke up with my ex-girl, here's her number. Psych, dat's the wrong number.
Fox335: *Pretending to be excited* Wow, he rhymed number with number!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: He's better then Eminem!
1Indian1: Okay, here's my tiếp theo rap. 24, 31, that's the mật khẩu to my phone. Psych!
Fox335: bạn do realize bạn have to rhyme in raps, right?
1Indian1: Shut up, here's my tiếp theo one. I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, I got glocks, here comes the weazel, I'm hotter then a beetle!
Fox335: Weazel, and beetle don't rhyme.
1Indian1: Yes they do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: Are bạn retarded? They don't rhyme at all.
1Indian1: Whatever, I'm out of here. *Leaves the lobby*
Fox335 & Kadillack: *Laughing*
Fox335: That was the dumbest guy I ever met!
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up tiếp theo is The Movie Studio

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic cầu vồng as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't bạn ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Louis! We needed him as the antagonist for Rolling Downhill.
Louis: Actually, now that I think about it, I hate working here as well. Yesterday, bạn nearly killed three actors, including me.
Director Nick: It wasn't my fault that the điểm thưởng master mixed up the điểm thưởng súng with real ones.
Louis: bạn were told bởi us five times that it wasn't a prop, and bạn f**king ignored us!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Then they're fired, along with you!
Louis: bạn can't ngọn lửa, chữa cháy me! I quit!! *Leaves*
Roxy: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Where are bạn going?
Roxy: bạn just fired me.
Director Nick: I don't remember trying to kill bạn yesterday!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: *Leaves*
Director Nick: Don't tell me I tried to kill bạn as well!
Tobias: No, I'm just quitting, and moving to Paramount because of all this drama.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: F**k. Now I have no thêm actors.
Alinah: *With Leah* bạn have us.
Director Nick: You're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's Brony Of The tháng for August 2015, and bloopers.

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: bạn interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. bạn know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna do what bạn normally do, and go on a- *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Audience: *Cheering*

---

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I tình yêu this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the các bình luận on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

1Indian1: xin chào guys, I am going to play Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Want bạn đít, mông, ass destroyed? I will do it.
Tom: *Not amused* This Call Of Duty shit is overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Chip: *Standing tiếp theo to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are bạn going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: bạn stood there like a statue for 30 phút already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your tiegoreijgoisjr, damn it, I messed up.
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Chip: *Standing tiếp theo to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are bạn going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: bạn stood there like a statue for 30 phút already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before bạn hit the ball off the tee. If bạn mess up your first shot, bạn mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that.. *Gets distracted bởi a hot mare walking passed him*
Audience: *Laughing*

---

This was before they started filming Video Game Trolls.

Sean: Okay, bạn ready?
Mortomis: Yeah. *Logs in as an actual Cadillac*
Sean: *Logs in as an actual fox* Okay, someone put a glitch in our game!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Connor: I'm always pessimistic. Deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: In fact, I hate working here. I quit. *Leaves*
Louis: I never really liked him anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Runs toward Louis* What did bạn say?!!? *Tackles him*
Louis: Wait, I was just joking!!
Connor: So am I!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2015
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These phim chiếu rạp are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me thêm into it.

So yeah.

tình yêu IT!!
#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are thêm SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved bởi them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


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It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden hoặc Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I tình yêu EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe bạn guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..
Too be honest..
I never fully finished season 1..
I never had the attention span for it..

But I knew ENOUGH to realise, Vegeta, in my opinion, MAKES the first season. With his awesome voice, perfect use of sarcasm,and that type of shit.

In this season.
I still didn't finish ALL of it, but I watched most of it..
Enough to realise abridged Freeza is such a perfect example of "loveable douchebag".
He dose horrible horrible things, and then somehow makes this okay, bởi giving over the hàng đầu, đầu trang sarcasm and dark comedy.
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Freeza is awesome..

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3: There both the souls of a evil person. And always dies but is never TRUELLY defeated. There souls live on.

4: There both smartass's. But Slappy is better in this way. It's part of his evil plan. As when Chucky only dose it cause he's overly confident in himself.

5: Neither are to ever be trusted. Slappy is a sneaky trickster. And Chucky.. Well.. Chucky is just NUTS!

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