#1:
MAN: Young man? bạn trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else bạn gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, bạn know, but--that's for online--but, what are bạn out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.
#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do bạn not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!
#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere of terrified respect!… I'm Alan McClean.. And I realized parenting sách are easy to write when bạn re-purpose what bạn learned in the Marines about what breaks a man.. Let's face it.. Kids are rotten little SHITS!!.. I wouldn't be here today, if my parents hadn't smacked the SHIT out of me!.. Buy my book, "hitting kids works wonders”, today!.. And get respect from your kids!.. The government approved way!
#4:
Channel X voice: FUCK THIS FUCKIN SONG!!
#5:
Girl: Like earlier.. I saw, this girl dying.. But she wouldn't be dying if she had insurence.. So I walked away.
Man: Wow.. Did bạn even call an ambulance?
Girl: Coarse not.. Wouldn't give her the satisfaction.
Man: .. What happened?
Girl: Well... She died.. But she learned a VALUABLE lesson!
#6:
JUDGE GRADY: What? Look what's happened to you! Why bạn got a hyphen name? Why bạn gonna be half a man? She took away bạn manhood, she masculated bạn good and proper. bạn got some bitch's name on half your shit! Do bạn pee sitting down?
CHUCK: Ummm..... (audience moans)
JUDGE GRADY: DO bạn PEE SITTING DOWN?!
CHUCK: Well, we're equal partners and it's not fair that she has took the toilet up so I don't really mind...
JUDGE GRADY: Equal partners? bạn gonna give a woman's last name? I's surprised that bạn haven't started growing tits. For the tình yêu of all that is holy in the world...
CHUCK: bạn know the deal judge, I have to agree. I'll never get laid again.
MAN: Young man? bạn trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else bạn gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, bạn know, but--that's for online--but, what are bạn out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.
#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do bạn not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!
#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere of terrified respect!… I'm Alan McClean.. And I realized parenting sách are easy to write when bạn re-purpose what bạn learned in the Marines about what breaks a man.. Let's face it.. Kids are rotten little SHITS!!.. I wouldn't be here today, if my parents hadn't smacked the SHIT out of me!.. Buy my book, "hitting kids works wonders”, today!.. And get respect from your kids!.. The government approved way!
#4:
Channel X voice: FUCK THIS FUCKIN SONG!!
#5:
Girl: Like earlier.. I saw, this girl dying.. But she wouldn't be dying if she had insurence.. So I walked away.
Man: Wow.. Did bạn even call an ambulance?
Girl: Coarse not.. Wouldn't give her the satisfaction.
Man: .. What happened?
Girl: Well... She died.. But she learned a VALUABLE lesson!
#6:
JUDGE GRADY: What? Look what's happened to you! Why bạn got a hyphen name? Why bạn gonna be half a man? She took away bạn manhood, she masculated bạn good and proper. bạn got some bitch's name on half your shit! Do bạn pee sitting down?
CHUCK: Ummm..... (audience moans)
JUDGE GRADY: DO bạn PEE SITTING DOWN?!
CHUCK: Well, we're equal partners and it's not fair that she has took the toilet up so I don't really mind...
JUDGE GRADY: Equal partners? bạn gonna give a woman's last name? I's surprised that bạn haven't started growing tits. For the tình yêu of all that is holy in the world...
CHUCK: bạn know the deal judge, I have to agree. I'll never get laid again.
#1:
Why is canada a an toàn, két an toàn country?
"Cause the mighty king ngỗng gives us thực phẩm to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my rùa, con rùa against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this năm for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a an toàn, két an toàn country?
"Cause the mighty king ngỗng gives us thực phẩm to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my rùa, con rùa against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this năm for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"
#2:
Guy: What bạn doing with it anyway?
Christian: bạn know. It's probably one of those things bạn SHOULDN'T ask about.
#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!
#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"
#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..
#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"
#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"
#8:
Jimmy: Why are bạn holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.
#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"
#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"
#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him hoặc tình yêu him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much thêm "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him hoặc tình yêu him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much thêm "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..