Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring ngày of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written tiếp theo to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her yêu thích shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -

... What the fuck are bạn doing on my article?...

1. How old will bạn be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did bạn spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do bạn look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to most in the tiếp theo six weeks?
Half term and mine and my Những người bạn birthdays!

5. What's the last movie bạn saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person bạn called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message bạn received?
Some chó cái, bitch who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave bạn a voicemail?
I have no idea :...

Funny trích dẫn and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so bạn know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means bạn stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if bạn don't like them...
... well i have others.
I tình yêu irony. bạn know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about bạn have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...

I just have a few things to say.

I tình yêu bạn guys!

I tình yêu the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of bạn is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad bạn are apart of my life! bạn guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope bạn all know that all of bạn always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving bạn to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! bạn were...

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel bàn looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she câu hỏi even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted bởi the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. bạn a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the tiếp theo person behind her....

The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the Disney version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in tình yêu with marries another woman (whom he had been in tình yêu with in the first place) - in the Disney version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a dao, con dao to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

NOTE: If bạn are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are bạn still Những người bạn with me? and b. stop đọc this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So bởi now, I think bạn all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...

Hey, peeps, I decided to write my own bài viết because aparently, I have nothing thêm interesting to do. So here we go.

1. Not everyone likes carnaval here.
2. Almost everybody here hates Argentinean people. Most people don't know why but they do.
3. Alligators don't walk down the street.
4. We just have two seasons: when it's raining and when it's not raining.
5. We doesn't sleep in the middle of the jungle.
6. Every Brazilian movie that suceed in other countries talk about sex and/or crime.
7. Every Brazilian song that suceed in other countries have annoying beat and the lyrics talks about being...

Not sure about all the different fanpop users out there? Check out this handy guide! Have a look at some of the extremes of Fanpop-dom without even having to meet users like these. Also, not trying to offend anyone with this, this is just for fun, :)

The Obsessed Fan: As guessable bởi the name, this những người hâm mộ level of fandom goes above and beyond normal fans. They are likely to have a tên người dùng that pertains to their obsession somehow. Ex: TwiEdwardLuvr, GagaMonster, Shakespeare4Life, etc. (Note: just because someone has a tên người dùng pertaining to a certain fandom does not automatically classify someone...

So as bạn all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my trang chủ nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid các câu hỏi I got and my reactions:

1. Were bạn born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America hoặc something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did bạn buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are bạn from the 'hood'?...

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She đã đưa ý kiến come on, come on, Kiss my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She đã đưa ý kiến come on, come on, Kiss my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an bài viết about MCR's song. This is gonna be an bài viết about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how bạn imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults bạn at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it bởi making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what bạn want, cliche hoặc whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and bạn can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) năm olds together, so what? Suck it....