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The Difference between bạn and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make bạn REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make bạn SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make bạn STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make bạn PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make bạn RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make bạn SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make bạn COOL,
So why bother?



This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.
posted by isabelle_905
Here’s another email guys! LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine hoặc feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher chẻ, phân chia, split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine hoặc a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...
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Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last năm I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in tổng thể system performance - particularly in the hoa and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf các câu lạc bộ 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The nhà để xe is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Sô cô la is just another snack. bạn can be President. bạn can never be pregnant. bạn can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. bạn can wear NO áo sơ mi to a water park. Car mechanics tell bạn the truth.

The world is your urinal. bạn never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. bạn don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, thêm pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure bạn can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and bạn need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five phút is only five phút if bạn have just been được trao five thêm phút to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and bạn should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...
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I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!! Enjoy!



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN được trao LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need...
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From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. bạn need it down. bạn don’t hear us complaining about bạn leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon hoặc the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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Express yourself, bởi removing parts of your expression. How to get pretty without using any ugly words.
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Sarah makes fun of TV commercials geared toward women on Current TV. This episode: Cleaning Products.
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mops that tình yêu bạn
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Lita Ford wrote this song as tribute to her Mom who passed away.
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Source: silk make bạn soft
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