For many of us, the sitcom was our first non-cartoon introduction to the adult world. My fondest sitcom memories were of watching the potent NBC comedy lineup of Diff'rent Strokes and Silver Spoons on Friday night.

And as ridiculous as it sounds, the sitcom was also one of my first introductions to the world of beautiful women. Sure the women in sitcoms were usually less provocative than their soap opera hoặc primetime drama counterparts, but as a 10-year-old boy, there was nothing finer than seeing Erin Gray make her weekly entrance on the set of Silver Spoons. And in the sitcom hierarchy, there...

About two years ago, I made an bài viết about my hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 most beautiful women that ever lived. But since then, my opinion has changed quite a bit, my number one isn't even the same anymore. This time I'm going to be doing a hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 because these are beauties I think need to be talked about. My taste has changed and I feel like I've gotten a sense of what real beauty looks like, at least outer beauty. A lot of these women are considered to be some of the most beautiful women that ever lived and others not so much. But this is my opinion about their beauty alone and I'll even talk about how their...

I made a danh sách almost a năm cách đây about my hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 most beautiful animated females but my danh sách has changed a little since then so I decided to do a remake. I hated only doing hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 because there's so many that are so beautiful so I decided to make it the hàng đầu, đầu trang 20. Please leave a bình luận telling me what bạn think of it but keep in mind it's just my opinion, enjoy.

20.Snow White(Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs)

I don't care too much for her as a character, but I still tình yêu her, but I have to say that she girl is absolutely gorgeous. I mean look at her in the picture I used of her, she looks like...

So it's the ngày after the long Thanksgiving weekend and I'm sitting at my bàn at work thinking "Oh man, I wish I was still on vacation" when I hear two of my coworkers discussing Disney women. Or, thêm specifically, discussing which Disney cartoon female is the hottest of them all:

Coworker 1: What about Jasmine? She's hot!
Coworker 2: Yeah, but her nose was kind of on the big side, no?
Coworker 1: Maybe. What about Ariel?
Coworker 2: Mmm...isn't she underage?
Coworker 1: The Hunchback chick!
Coworker 2: Esmeralda? Mmm...yeah, she does this saucy dance in the movie...
Coworker 1: Yeah. That was hot....

I've been planning to do this for a while and my danh sách kept changing, so here it is. This is my hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 most beautiful animated heroines, from either TV shows hoặc movies. Please bình luận but please remember that this is my opinion. So, without further ado, these are my hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 most beautiful animated heroines.

5. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
This girl is absolutely stunning! In my opinion, she's the most beautiful Disney heroine who's NOT an official Disney Princess. I tình yêu her thick raven black hair, bright green eyes, amazing body, and dazzling smile.

4. Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)...

Last week I ran across an bài viết about a gorgeous cheerleader for the Houston Texans who also happens to be an aerospace engineer for NASA (link).

Of course the story got me wondering about other, thêm famous women with interesting academic pedigree hoặc intellectual pursuits; because, as we all know, there really is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman with some serious smarts. I knew that if I could figure out who those women were, I might just be able to come up with a danh sách of ladies thêm impressive than the annual popularity số phiếu bầu published bởi magazines like People and Maxim.

Now before I...

These ladies prove the old adage that behind every great man is a woman a great man can get behind.

You might have noticed over the years that some of America's great Presidents have had seriously homely wives. The Commander-in-Chief of the forces that defeated the Nazis woke up every ngày tiếp theo to a Walrus and poor, poor Bill Clintion has endured over 30 years of unspeakable torment. What's the point of being leader of the free world if bạn can't parlay your vast executive powers into a quality tình yêu life? But the historical record shows that some of our greatest leaders managed to succeed both...

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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, Mất tích the war...

From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. bạn need it down. bạn don’t hear us complaining about bạn leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon hoặc the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought bạn roses
to tell bạn that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with bạn when bạn were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy bạn expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...

From another email I got.
Guys: Enjoy!


New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need không gian in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What bạn Want Without Nagging

10. Driving...

Here's the list. Agree hoặc Disagree? Is your yêu thích missing... please share your opinions on the list. =]

1: Cheryl Cole
2: Megan cáo, fox
3: Jessica Alba
4: Britney Spears
5: Keeley Hazell
6: Adriana Lima
7: Elisha Cuthbert
8: Kristin Kreuk
9: Anna Friel
10: Freida pinto
11: Ana Ivanovic
12: Abbey Clancey
13: Scarlett Johansson
14: Angelina Jolie
15: Kate Beckinsale
16: Summer Glau
17: Frankie Sandford
18: Marisa Tomei
19: Thandie Newton
20: Zoe cá hồi
21: Natalie Portman
22: Olga Kurylenko
23: Katy Perry
24: Jennifer Aniston
25: Ali Larter
26: Jessica Biel
27: Hayden Panettiere
28: Eliza Dushku...

Emails.

Guy/Girl

HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS:

1. The guy will be nice to you.
2. He will tell bạn that bạn did well, even if bạn did horrible.
3. He might make fun of you.
4. He’ll want to be your friend.
5. He might compliment bạn on your hair, even if bạn wear it that way every day.
6. He'll stick up for you.
7. He will start hanging out with your friends.
8. He'll flirt with you.
9. He’ll call bạn for no good reason.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.

HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS:

1. They always talk about the different varieties hoặc guys.
2. They stare at bạn with a smile...

Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the bàn with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the sữa carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check hoặc charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a ti vi set in her purse. "So, do bạn always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...

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Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The nhà để xe is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Sô cô la is just another snack. bạn can be President. bạn can never be pregnant. bạn can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. bạn can wear NO áo sơ mi to a water park. Car mechanics tell bạn the truth.

The world is your urinal. bạn never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. bạn don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, thêm pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...