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Last week I ran across an bài viết about a gorgeous cheerleader for the Houston Texans who also happens to be an aerospace engineer for NASA (link).

Of course the story got me wondering about other, thêm famous women with interesting academic pedigree hoặc intellectual pursuits; because, as we all know, there really is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman with some serious smarts. I knew that if I could figure out who those women were, I might just be able to come up with a danh sách of ladies thêm impressive than the annual popularity số phiếu bầu published bởi magazines like People and Maxim.

Now before I...
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 Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...
Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...
So it's the ngày after the long Thanksgiving weekend and I'm sitting at my bàn at work thinking "Oh man, I wish I was still on vacation" when I hear two of my coworkers discussing Disney women. Or, thêm specifically, discussing which Disney cartoon female is the hottest of them all:

Coworker 1: What about Jasmine? She's hot!
Coworker 2: Yeah, but her nose was kind of on the big side, no?
Coworker 1: Maybe. What about Ariel?
Coworker 2: Mmm...isn't she underage?
Coworker 1: The Hunchback chick!
Coworker 2: Esmeralda? Mmm...yeah, she does this saucy dance in the movie...
Coworker 1: Yeah. That was hot....
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About two years ago, I made an bài viết about my hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 most beautiful women that ever lived. But since then, my opinion has changed quite a bit, my number one isn't even the same anymore. This time I'm going to be doing a hàng đầu, đầu trang 15 because these are beauties I think need to be talked about. My taste has changed and I feel like I've gotten a sense of what real beauty looks like, at least outer beauty. A lot of these women are considered to be some of the most beautiful women that ever lived and others not so much. But this is my opinion about their beauty alone and I'll even talk about how their...
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 Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?
Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?
I made a danh sách almost a năm cách đây about my hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 most beautiful animated females but my danh sách has changed a little since then so I decided to do a remake. I hated only doing hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 because there's so many that are so beautiful so I decided to make it the hàng đầu, đầu trang 20. Please leave a bình luận telling me what bạn think of it but keep in mind it's just my opinion, enjoy.

20.Snow White(Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs)

I don't care too much for her as a character, but I still tình yêu her, but I have to say that she girl is absolutely gorgeous. I mean look at her in the picture I used of her, she looks like...
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posted by greedo
For many of us, the sitcom was our first non-cartoon introduction to the adult world. My fondest sitcom memories were of watching the potent NBC comedy lineup of Diff'rent Strokes and Silver Spoons on Friday night.

And as ridiculous as it sounds, the sitcom was also one of my first introductions to the world of beautiful women. Sure the women in sitcoms were usually less provocative than their soap opera hoặc primetime drama counterparts, but as a 10-year-old boy, there was nothing finer than seeing Erin Gray make her weekly entrance on the set of Silver Spoons. And in the sitcom hierarchy, there...
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1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci

There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this danh sách and if bạn have any others bạn prefer please but them in the comments.
 1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond mô tả the bức ảnh speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous màu tím eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond description the photo speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
 1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
 3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
 5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
 5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
posted by oldclockeye
These ladies prove the old adage that behind every great man is a woman a great man can get behind.

You might have noticed over the years that some of America's great Presidents have had seriously homely wives. The Commander-in-Chief of the forces that defeated the Nazis woke up every ngày tiếp theo to a Walrus and poor, poor Bill Clintion has endured over 30 years of unspeakable torment. What's the point of being leader of the free world if bạn can't parlay your vast executive powers into a quality tình yêu life? But the historical record shows that some of our greatest leaders managed to succeed both...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. bạn need it down. bạn don’t hear us complaining about bạn leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon hoặc the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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I've been planning to do this for a while and my danh sách kept changing, so here it is. This is my hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 most beautiful animated heroines, from either TV shows hoặc movies. Please bình luận but please remember that this is my opinion. So, without further ado, these are my hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 most beautiful animated heroines.

5. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
This girl is absolutely stunning! In my opinion, she's the most beautiful Disney heroine who's NOT an official Disney Princess. I tình yêu her thick raven black hair, bright green eyes, amazing body, and dazzling smile.

4. Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)...
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 Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009
Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009
Here's the list. Agree hoặc Disagree? Is your yêu thích missing... please share your opinions on the list. =]

1: Cheryl Cole
2: Megan cáo, fox
3: Jessica Alba
4: Britney Spears
5: Keeley Hazell
6: Adriana Lima
7: Elisha Cuthbert
8: Kristin Kreuk
9: Anna Friel
10: Freida pinto
11: Ana Ivanovic
12: Abbey Clancey
13: Scarlett Johansson
14: Angelina Jolie
15: Kate Beckinsale
16: Summer Glau
17: Frankie Sandford
18: Marisa Tomei
19: Thandie Newton
20: Zoe cá hồi
21: Natalie Portman
22: Olga Kurylenko
23: Katy Perry
24: Jennifer Aniston
25: Ali Larter
26: Jessica Biel
27: Hayden Panettiere
28: Eliza Dushku...
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posted by isabelle_905
Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought bạn roses
to tell bạn that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with bạn when bạn were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy bạn expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last năm I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in tổng thể system performance - particularly in the hoa and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf các câu lạc bộ 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the bàn with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the sữa carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check hoặc charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a ti vi set in her purse. "So, do bạn always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...
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posted by isabelle_905
From another email I got.
Guys: Enjoy!



New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need không gian in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What bạn Want Without Nagging

10. Driving...
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posted by isabelle_905
Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from bạn mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes bạn hoặc hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her bạn tình yêu her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When bạn see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When bạn see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When bạn see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an email I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO giường

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- bạn take her to giường and tell her a story.

At 18 -- bạn tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- bạn don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells bạn a story and takes bạn to bed.

At 48 -- She tells bạn a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- bạn stay in giường to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If bạn take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The nhà để xe is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Sô cô la is just another snack. bạn can be President. bạn can never be pregnant. bạn can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. bạn can wear NO áo sơ mi to a water park. Car mechanics tell bạn the truth.

The world is your urinal. bạn never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. bạn don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, thêm pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an email I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten bởi his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, bạn must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for thêm than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless bạn actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free bia in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and bạn need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five phút is only five phút if bạn have just been được trao five thêm phút to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and bạn should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN được trao LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...
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