Soichiro: So, what do bạn guys think l will look like
Matsuda: Maybe he might be a young boy who fangirls will freak out over, yet males don't know why
Soichiro: Matsuda, that is the worst mô tả ever. This is why bạn sit alone at the lunch table.
L: (Come out of the room, looking exactly like Matsuda said) Hi, I’m L. But bạn can call me Ryuzaki.
Soichiro: A-ha. I knew he was a young boy
Matsuda: Wait, but I’m the one that said-
Aizawa: Stop trying to take Soichiro’s glory, Matsuda
L: Well, if Matsuda is done being a cry-baby bitch, we can get our meeting started.
link
Soichiro: So, Ryuzaki, we have been thinking about keeping criminals from being broadcasted on the news, so they aren’t kill-
L: No, that’s a terrible idea
Soichiro: What? Why?
L: Think about it. Without criminals, who will Kira go after
Matsuda: You-
Aizawa: You?
L: Yes, that’s right Aizawa
Matsuda: OH COME ON-
L: Now, with that said, I have decided that I am going to win in the end
Soichiro: How can bạn be so sure
L: Well, I’m the hero. That instantly means I win. When has any hiển thị hoặc movie ever let the bad guy win
Matsuda: Well, there was Se7en, No Country for Old Men, Rosemary’s Baby, The Wicker Man, Silence of the Lambs-
L: Watari, slap him
(Watari slaps Matsuda in the back of the head)
(Meanwhile)
Light: (Delivering clothes to his father) Deliver clothes. I can’t believe this crap. What am I, a godlike villain who kills people hoặc the goddamn laundromat.
Naomi: (As she’s walking, she bumps into Light)
Light: Hey, watch where you’re going
Naomi: bạn watch where you’re going
Light: Bitch, do bạn know who I am. I am Kiiiiiiiiiiiiii- King of this sidewalk. Yeah. That’s it
Naomi: Uh-huh. Well, I don’t have time for this
Light: And just what are bạn doing
Naomi: I am going to see the police force and going to find Kira
Light: ……………….. Really? Is that so?
Naomi: Yeah
Light: Well then, I will just have to killlllllllllllll time bởi walking with you
Naomi: Why? I don’t even know you
Light: Come on, we’re friends
Naomi: No we’re not
Light: bạn can trust me
Naomi: I’d have thêm trust in a homeless man without pants than I would you
Light: Wonderful. Now, tell me a bit about yourself. Like, your yêu thích color. Your yêu thích cast member from Friends. What your name is so I can make a note of it in a certain notebook.
Naomi: Well, I wanted to get involved in the Kira case after my husband died.
Light: And who might that be
Naomi: Well, his name was Raye Penber
Light: Raye Pentatonix, huh. Sounds like an asshole who deserved to die- I mean, a really nice guy
Naomi: He was. He would always force me to get up in the morning and make him a meal. He would sometimes even cheat on me with other women. Oh, what a nice man
Light: ……. Why?
Naomi: I’m a bit of a masochist
Light: Oh
Naomi: Anyway, it was nice talking to you
Light: bạn two. Though, I never got your name
Naomi: Oh, it’s Shouko Maki. Take care (Leaves)
Light: (Grins) And like that, I am the winner (Writes her name on a piece of paper) And she should drop in three… two… ONE (She keeps walking) What the hell. RYUK!
Ryuk: I’m standing right tiếp theo to you. bạn don’t have to yell
Light: This Death Note’s broken. I want a refund.
Ryuk: bạn dumbass. Don’t bạn see it. She tricked you
Light: She… tricked me?
Ryuk: Yeah, she used a fake name. Thought bạn would get it bởi now
Light: THAT CHEATING BITCH! I’m gonna stop her no matter what.
(Meanwhile)
L: And that is why I will win
Soichiro: bạn took an entire cutaway just to describe who you’re the protagonist
L: Yeah
Aizawa: It was pretty convincing
L: Yes, now, onto our tiếp theo topic, I have here a set of gadgets to help you. If any of bạn are in danger, just press the button on the thắt lưng, vành đai and help will come for you.
Matsuda: Hey, there’s only four here. Don’t I get a cool gadget-
L: YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
(Meanwhile)
Naomi: Why are bạn still following me
Light: Because, I just want to talk to bạn about something. bạn see, I am not really some typical good looking honor student. I’m actually a typical good looking honor student…..
Naomi: ……. And-
Light: Who is also working with L. I could help bạn meet him if bạn give me some identification
Namoi: And you're telling me this now, why?
Light: Because fuck you! Now let me see some goddamn identification. That is the only way bạn can work with L
Naomi: Well… alright (Hands her her driver’s license)
Light: (Looks at it) I thought your name was Shouko? Why does your license say Naomi
Naomi: Well, I had to use an alias, so-
Light: bạn dirty, lying bitch! bạn think bạn can lie to me. bạn know what? Fuck you. I was gonna let bạn off easy, but after seeing that bạn lied to my face? No! Fuck that! Your name is going in the Death Note! Right now! (Writes her real name on a piece of paper from the Death Note)
Naomi: I don’t get why you’re so upset
Light: Well, I only got forty giây to explain, but, I am Kira
Naomi: (Suddenly filled with fear)
Light: Shocking, I know. bạn see, I don’t like people lying to me, even if they are no real threat. bạn see, bạn think bạn could stop me, but you're just some girl with real bad taste in guys. Lying to a god like me has only made bạn closer to dying, so, congratulations. You’ve pissed off a god enough to warrant death. I hope you're happy with your life choices.
Naomi: ……….
Light: Well, we got about (Looks at his watch) seven giây left………. Seen any good phim chiếu rạp lately (The clock reaches forty giây and Naomi walks off)
Light: Oh, okay, so you're just gonna walk off. Okay, that’s nice. Yeah, I wrote in the Death Note, that Naomi, the lying bitch, is gonna kill herself in a few days. I look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to the headlines. See bạn in hell, liar (Walks off)
To Be Continued
Matsuda: Maybe he might be a young boy who fangirls will freak out over, yet males don't know why
Soichiro: Matsuda, that is the worst mô tả ever. This is why bạn sit alone at the lunch table.
L: (Come out of the room, looking exactly like Matsuda said) Hi, I’m L. But bạn can call me Ryuzaki.
Soichiro: A-ha. I knew he was a young boy
Matsuda: Wait, but I’m the one that said-
Aizawa: Stop trying to take Soichiro’s glory, Matsuda
L: Well, if Matsuda is done being a cry-baby bitch, we can get our meeting started.
link
Soichiro: So, Ryuzaki, we have been thinking about keeping criminals from being broadcasted on the news, so they aren’t kill-
L: No, that’s a terrible idea
Soichiro: What? Why?
L: Think about it. Without criminals, who will Kira go after
Matsuda: You-
Aizawa: You?
L: Yes, that’s right Aizawa
Matsuda: OH COME ON-
L: Now, with that said, I have decided that I am going to win in the end
Soichiro: How can bạn be so sure
L: Well, I’m the hero. That instantly means I win. When has any hiển thị hoặc movie ever let the bad guy win
Matsuda: Well, there was Se7en, No Country for Old Men, Rosemary’s Baby, The Wicker Man, Silence of the Lambs-
L: Watari, slap him
(Watari slaps Matsuda in the back of the head)
(Meanwhile)
Light: (Delivering clothes to his father) Deliver clothes. I can’t believe this crap. What am I, a godlike villain who kills people hoặc the goddamn laundromat.
Naomi: (As she’s walking, she bumps into Light)
Light: Hey, watch where you’re going
Naomi: bạn watch where you’re going
Light: Bitch, do bạn know who I am. I am Kiiiiiiiiiiiiii- King of this sidewalk. Yeah. That’s it
Naomi: Uh-huh. Well, I don’t have time for this
Light: And just what are bạn doing
Naomi: I am going to see the police force and going to find Kira
Light: ……………….. Really? Is that so?
Naomi: Yeah
Light: Well then, I will just have to killlllllllllllll time bởi walking with you
Naomi: Why? I don’t even know you
Light: Come on, we’re friends
Naomi: No we’re not
Light: bạn can trust me
Naomi: I’d have thêm trust in a homeless man without pants than I would you
Light: Wonderful. Now, tell me a bit about yourself. Like, your yêu thích color. Your yêu thích cast member from Friends. What your name is so I can make a note of it in a certain notebook.
Naomi: Well, I wanted to get involved in the Kira case after my husband died.
Light: And who might that be
Naomi: Well, his name was Raye Penber
Light: Raye Pentatonix, huh. Sounds like an asshole who deserved to die- I mean, a really nice guy
Naomi: He was. He would always force me to get up in the morning and make him a meal. He would sometimes even cheat on me with other women. Oh, what a nice man
Light: ……. Why?
Naomi: I’m a bit of a masochist
Light: Oh
Naomi: Anyway, it was nice talking to you
Light: bạn two. Though, I never got your name
Naomi: Oh, it’s Shouko Maki. Take care (Leaves)
Light: (Grins) And like that, I am the winner (Writes her name on a piece of paper) And she should drop in three… two… ONE (She keeps walking) What the hell. RYUK!
Ryuk: I’m standing right tiếp theo to you. bạn don’t have to yell
Light: This Death Note’s broken. I want a refund.
Ryuk: bạn dumbass. Don’t bạn see it. She tricked you
Light: She… tricked me?
Ryuk: Yeah, she used a fake name. Thought bạn would get it bởi now
Light: THAT CHEATING BITCH! I’m gonna stop her no matter what.
(Meanwhile)
L: And that is why I will win
Soichiro: bạn took an entire cutaway just to describe who you’re the protagonist
L: Yeah
Aizawa: It was pretty convincing
L: Yes, now, onto our tiếp theo topic, I have here a set of gadgets to help you. If any of bạn are in danger, just press the button on the thắt lưng, vành đai and help will come for you.
Matsuda: Hey, there’s only four here. Don’t I get a cool gadget-
L: YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
(Meanwhile)
Naomi: Why are bạn still following me
Light: Because, I just want to talk to bạn about something. bạn see, I am not really some typical good looking honor student. I’m actually a typical good looking honor student…..
Naomi: ……. And-
Light: Who is also working with L. I could help bạn meet him if bạn give me some identification
Namoi: And you're telling me this now, why?
Light: Because fuck you! Now let me see some goddamn identification. That is the only way bạn can work with L
Naomi: Well… alright (Hands her her driver’s license)
Light: (Looks at it) I thought your name was Shouko? Why does your license say Naomi
Naomi: Well, I had to use an alias, so-
Light: bạn dirty, lying bitch! bạn think bạn can lie to me. bạn know what? Fuck you. I was gonna let bạn off easy, but after seeing that bạn lied to my face? No! Fuck that! Your name is going in the Death Note! Right now! (Writes her real name on a piece of paper from the Death Note)
Naomi: I don’t get why you’re so upset
Light: Well, I only got forty giây to explain, but, I am Kira
Naomi: (Suddenly filled with fear)
Light: Shocking, I know. bạn see, I don’t like people lying to me, even if they are no real threat. bạn see, bạn think bạn could stop me, but you're just some girl with real bad taste in guys. Lying to a god like me has only made bạn closer to dying, so, congratulations. You’ve pissed off a god enough to warrant death. I hope you're happy with your life choices.
Naomi: ……….
Light: Well, we got about (Looks at his watch) seven giây left………. Seen any good phim chiếu rạp lately (The clock reaches forty giây and Naomi walks off)
Light: Oh, okay, so you're just gonna walk off. Okay, that’s nice. Yeah, I wrote in the Death Note, that Naomi, the lying bitch, is gonna kill herself in a few days. I look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to the headlines. See bạn in hell, liar (Walks off)
To Be Continued