When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, hoặc ROTFLMAO!"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds bởi going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a ngày on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight bởi inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a mật khẩu other than "password"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds bởi going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a ngày on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight bởi inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a mật khẩu other than "password"
4 hours Later...
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
ngày 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can di chuyển but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 giờ later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get thêm power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit Người sói to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
ngày 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can di chuyển but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 giờ later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get thêm power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit Người sói to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.