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and we all know a hàng đầu, đầu trang 11 best danh sách won't be anything without a hàng đầu, đầu trang 11 worst list. and let's face it: 2014 was a great năm movies, but it still had its fair amount of dogshits too. yea, these are my hàng đầu, đầu trang 11 worst phim chiếu rạp of 2014. just to let ya know: these are the phim chiếu rạp i didn't like this year, which means it's MY opinion. anybody who liked hoặc had fun with the phim chiếu rạp on this list, that's great. at least you're having at the movies. i'm just saying, this is a danh sách with the movie i didn't have fun with. so let's get started.

#11
starting off the danh sách is the latest face-plant to the Paranormal Activity franchise, and that's Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones. this movie started the string of shitty horror phim chiếu rạp this year. when Paranormal Activity 1 and 2 came out, they both freaked me out. yea, some people thought they were boring as shit, but they were creepy to me. and then, the franchise started its way downhill with Paranormal Activity 3, then 4 and now we got this. at this point, it's 3 phim chiếu rạp too many. they had such a ego here, they were like "This isn't Paranormal Activity 5, this is a spin-off cause we're that relevant" and i was like "No, you're not". this movie tried to have the balls to tie in with the first movie at the end, but it just fails. it doesn't make sense, the timing's off. i might be giving it one last chance with Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, but i'm already sick and tired of this franchise.
#10
tiếp theo in #10, we got Adam Sandler back in the unnecessary comedy that is Blended. what was the point of this movie? and what was the point of bringing Sandler back into the big screen? to be honest, Adam Sandler was kinda functional, but this movie... oh my god, what a bore! it wasn't funny, it was awkward, the tired slapstick was overused, Sandler's chemistry with Drew Barrymore didn't work and it was a awkward romantic dramedy, with awkward drama. this movie tried to be sold on Adam Sandler being Adam Sandler, but we're wise to that act now, so this movie: hell no!
#9
tiếp theo off in the list, we have Annabelle. this is a prequel to The Conjuring that came out after that movie's success, cause they were like "Hey, let's make a prequel to The Conjuring and everybody's gonna go watch it". the fact is that they didn't even gave a shit when they were making this movie. it doesn't have to be scary, it doesn't have to entertaining, it can be boring as shit. cause this movie was boring as shit! i give Annabelle các điểm thưởng for that one scene in the basement, that scene was genuinely creepy. why didn't they kept the movie going like that? they could've done it like that even with half of the movie and i would've been entertained. but no, this movie just dragged on and on, which leads me to say: this movie should've never happened!
#8
coming in at #8, we got a shitty animated movie. yea: Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return. i'm not gonna lie, i was actually looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to this movie, mainly because it was a sequel to the original Oz classic i grew up with. man, was i disappointed! this movie felt NOTHING like the original. it wasn't funny, it was boring, it was forced, the phim hoạt hình was lazy, the characters are nothing like the Oz characters i know. this is when bạn don't give a shit when making a sequel to classic. i wasted my time and money on this thing, and i really wish i didn't.
#7
in #7, we got the continuation of the string of shitty horror phim chiếu rạp this year. that's right, Devil's Due is one of them. talk about a generic-ass horror movie! we've seen most of they can give us in the horror genre at this point in life. but Devil's Due doesn't even try to be scary. they're just like "Let's just do everything the audience's seen before and let's just called a horror movie, and we'll package it and re-sell it as something new". no, just no! we're not as stupid as they think. Devil's Due is filled to the brim with shitty plot holes and loop holes that'll make your head spin. they definitely made my head spin and i was like "No, that makes 0 sense!" when you're making a horror movie with anti-christ/satanic nonsense, at least try to make it make sense a little. but like i said, they didn't even try in this movie, so why the fuck am i still bitching about it?
#6
guilty pleasure phim chiếu rạp can be fun to laugh at, but that doesn't mean they're good. yea, I, Frankenstein is one of those movies. what the hell was this movie? it was just Aaron Eckhart pretending to be Frankenstein, but no. sorry, Aaron. you're a great actor, but i didn't buy bạn as Frankenstein. i didn't hate this movie to death, it did have okay action scenes and it did make laugh at times, but again, here's the thing: guilty pleasure phim chiếu rạp are NOT considered good movies! and neither is I, Frankenstein.
#5
coming in at #5 is proof that board game-based phim chiếu rạp are shit, and that's Ouija. what the hell was this movie trying to be? was it trying to be scary? cause i never felt scared one bit in this shit movie! i never knew Ouija was based off a board game when i first watched it. but it still deserves to be on this list, cause this movie... oh my god, it was pure shit to the tiếp theo level! the diễn xuất sucks, the premise sucks, the characters suck, the writing's shit. Ouija was kinda like Devil's Due, cause the plot holes are literally everywhere. like bởi the time bạn walk outta the movie and bạn start constructing the movie, you're like "That doesn't make sense... wait, if that was... no, just NO!" it always sucks when a movie starts deconstructing itself, but what's scary is that this thing was actually made, and i feel sorry for the people who had to sit through it.
#4
okay, here we are at the hàng đầu, đầu trang 4 shittiest phim chiếu rạp of the năm (for my opinion). and the tiếp theo piece of shit in #4 is based off of toys. yea, it's Transformers: Age of Extinction. okay, i'm gonna be completely honest with bạn guys right here and right now: i actually went into this movie, thinking it would be good. i was like "Alright, we got a whole new set and a whole new cast, and new Autobots additions. this should be good and maybe Michael vịnh, bay can make a pretty good leap here". but no, instead he just keeps on making his bullshit Michael Bay-isms and i was like "Nope, you're still the asshole who killed Người vận chuyển before". if the movie ended at one point, i would've been like "The movie's shit, but i can give it a pass". but it just kept going and going for another 50 phút where you're just watered with nothing but Michael vịnh, bay dogshit. hell no! again, if bạn liked the movie, it's totally fine. i didn't, i hated it and i won't be sitting through it again.
#3
coming in at #3, i got one question: when the hell are the thiên nga Princess ever gonna die?! i want this franchise to die after witnessing the worst animated piece of shit of the năm known as The thiên nga Princess: A Royal Family Tale. oh my god, guys! ya know, when bạn have a 2D animated franchise, making it CGI 4 phim chiếu rạp in is NEVER a good idea! the CGI's terrible, the characters are shit, the actors didn't give a damn, the nghề viết văn sucks, it has the worst baddie of the franchise and a plot that's convoluted as all hell, nothing makes sense in this movie and a lotta scenes go nowhere. the only các điểm thưởng i can give this movie is: 1) there's actually a funny scene earlier in the movie and 2) the song in the end credits was nice and catchy. and that's it. don't ever watch it, please! don't torture yourself like i did.
#2
tiếp theo in #2, i know some of bạn were thinking this movie was gonna my #1 shittiest movie of the year. even if it's not #1, The Legend of Hercules is still fucking awful! this movie... holy shit! the sets were terrible, the costumes were something i can make 100x times better, the diễn xuất was worse than that. and the bad guy, oh my god the bad guy! i still laugh my đít, mông, ass off whenever i think about this idiot. "And his overacting about EVERYTHING!" give me a break! i'm pretty sure the people who made this movie had no idea that baddies in a movie can be threatening without being cartoon-y. and i can tell this bad guy was the worst part of a Saturday morning cartoon. even the fight scenes sucked ass! they had nothing but ngẫu nhiên abuse of slow-mo, which made them thêm boring. bạn can watch this movie if bạn wanna have a good laugh at it, but it doesn't change the fact that it was complete shit! if i had to pick between this piece of shit and the Hercules movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, i'd definitely go watch that movie, and avoid this shit once and for all.
#1
and here it is, this is the shittiest movie of the year, hands down! Nicolas Cage, what the hell happened to you, man? i mean, i like the guy. i know, he can do good phim chiếu rạp and i know he can act. but now, his career met a whole low with Left Behind. OH. MY. GOD! i have no idea where the hell to start with this thing, holy shit! everything about this movie is wrong! the acting, the writing, the directing, the production values, everything in this movie was wrong! but here's the biggest question: how the fuck did this thing made it in theaters? how did that happen?! this isn't even good enough to make it as a made-for-TV movie! what, they had Nick Cage and a bunch of người nổi tiếng guilt tripped in this movie so they can't help but release it in theaters?! so, that's where all the money went, yea i see it now. i was sitting there in this empty theater - it was only me and my friend - and i couldn't believe what the fuck i just sat through. i turned to look at my friend and then we felt like we wanted to cú đấm each other in the face for wasting our time and money on this disgraceful atrocity! i'm telling ya guys, we were the only 2 in that theater, it was only us! Nicolas Cage looked like he was struggling to stay awake throughout the whole damn movie and i don't blame him. and i'm done talking about this movie. Left Behind gets the crown for biggest piece of shit of 2014! i still remember the horrors of sitting through this thing to this day.

and that's it for my hàng đầu, đầu trang 11 worst list. again, some of bạn won't agree with me, which is totally fine. everybody has their opinion on something. and i'd like to thank all of bạn for a kick-ass 2014. this was a great năm for movies, even if it had its dogshits like i just listed. now, let's see what 2015's gonna give us. i hope it's good.
Kate was sitting at the edge of the den looking down on the moonlite park. The breeze blew through the trees and the sky was bright and clear. Kate had a lot of things on her mind but there was just one thing she had to get straight? For the past week hoặc so KIMs powers were very weak and she wasnt sure why? KIM was always keeping quiet about it and would never really tell her anything? "I think tonite is the night I find out why? Kate stood up and walked to the den and saw KIM lieing inside with her head tucked away underneath her arms. "KIM... she whispered." KIMs head rose, as she let out...
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Snow (An Alpha and Omega Story) Chapter 4

Chapter IV

A tìm kiếm FOR THE HOPE OF LOVE



IV


Previously on Snow...


"Violet, there's something I want to ask you." He said. Hearing the nervousness in his voice màu tím opened her eyes and stared at her mate "of course, anything" she said. Snow looked at her and smiled "Will bạn marry me?"

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Violet looked at the tình yêu of her life with a elated smile and said. "YES, YES, YES, Of course yes!" màu tím exclaimed, màu tím took hold of Snow's cheeks and pulled him in for a forceful Kiss and held him there with great compassion and tình yêu for her future husband. Meanwhile...
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Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,

Starring

Humphry The Bad Ass!

Garth the Banger!

Kate and Lilly, hot đít, mông, ass sisters

Salty, shakey, and mooch, chó sói, sói gangsters

Hutch, the badass ninja!

Winston, the biker!

Eve, the demon wolf

Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!...
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**PLEASE NOTE that this part has sexy content please keep away from kids......or critics thank bạn enjoy**
As they got done howling they started walking towards the city and the army truck that Hutch was talking about before, Hutch was walking up front with Kate,Austin , and Garth Winston was walking with the rest in the back, Humphrey:"How much further?" Hutch:"were almost there" after couple of phút they saw the army truck Hutch:"this is it" Winston took a look at it from both sides front to back Winston:"well this was a truck from WW2" Lilly:"didn't bạn fought in WW2 dad?" Winston:"yes...
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Snow C-2
an Alpha & Omega story

Disclaimer: This chapter contains scenes of violence, blood and upsetting scenes.
Read at your own decision!

Chapter 2: On a ngày with fate

(The tiếp theo morning)
(Snow's POV)

I awoke from my late night sleep and stretched my legs and started walking to the mouth of the den. It was a beautiful ngày but it wasn't very warm, despite that the sun was out and thats all i wanted to see. So today is the big ngày where I have to make the journey to the central pack and see if I'm going to get a warm welcome hoặc make a journey that's going to end in me getting killed as soon as...
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(Chapter 1 Link: link)

WOOOOOOO

The sudden sound of the trains whistle echoed through the forest around us "I would say we better get a di chuyển on so bạn don't miss that train" Marcel đã đưa ý kiến taking off followed bởi Paddy "Alright" was all I đã đưa ý kiến as I started to run towards the sound of the train. Soon I could see the tracks and noticed the train gaining on me. "Do bạn think I can make it?" I called out above me to the birds

"Yes sir!" Paddy called out "and just as bạn hit the tracks bạn should see an open train car!" "We'll avoid truck stops, bears and that hideous dessert, what is it called?" Marcel...
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Chapter 2

Humphrey POV

3 Years Later.....

I have been everywhere in this country known as the United States. I respect it, I learned something new to each state I've been to.
51 States.
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas,
California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware,
Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Especially Idaho,
Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas,
Kentucky, Louisiana,Maine, Maryland,
Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi,Missouri ,Montana, Nebraska, Nevada,
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York,
North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma,
Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South...
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Chapter 3: Hutch meets his Match
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"So as bạn can see," Humphrey tells Wildflower after they enter a clearing with different ledges, "The pack is much bigger than it used to be. That's because the Western and Eastern packs were united due to multiple failures during hunts."

"Wow." Wildflower says, a bit astonished, "I have a question, is your mate an Alpha?"

"Yes, Kate is an Alpha." Humphrey replies. "Why do bạn ask?"

"Just curious." Wildflower says, then she turns her head away for a moment.

"Wow, Humphrey must be an Alpha too if he married Kate. But I thought he was an Omega, like me."...
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The Mystery of Alpha Condor

Prologue: A chó sói, sói named Condor, was on a regular walk to fetch lunch for his family. He was an alpha, rank B, and he was a tough mutt. When he was in school, multiple guys made fun of him for his lông, lông thú color: purple. On that day, those same people pushed him into a caribou running herd, and he was killed. No one cared for his death, and his soul possessed his own body, and killed his wife, and his two teenaged sons. thêm and thêm Người sói have disappeared since that day, and that's where the story begins...

Chapter 1: A good day

It was a very sunny ngày in jasper park, and...
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Adrien's POV

It must have been morning when I woke up I hurt all over. I scratched my eyes but my right one suddenly hurt because I just clawed it with something. After I sorted It out my vision cleared and I looked at my hands…They weren't hands they where paws, and when I poked my eye I must have scratched it with my nail. When I tried to stand normally I just fell backwards, so I stood on all fours. Then I felt something new I turned my head as much as it would and saw a tail. Then It scared me I've turned into a chó sói, sói for some odd reason. I looked around and suddenly saw Người sói standing...
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"i still tình yêu bạn humphrey" "well guess what alpha chó cái, bitch i don't'' "lily went up to garth flipped him off and kicked him in the tummy anout ten times and knocked out his air. "lily please i could explain evrthing" " whisper it to me garth" " huh garth im so sorry about everything let's get back together" they made out for about twenty minutes. "humphrey i could explain" " explain it to me" "oh kate is sorry let's get back together" humphrey picked up kate put her on his back as garth did to lily they got on a train. After so much howling and making out they go tired. chảo up at canada got off the train they all got backed pawed bởi eve. then they lived happily ever after.



THE END
posted by trueshadowwolf
Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks
"Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a bóng đá ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY đít, mông, ass IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a cây Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate đã đưa ý kiến confuseingly. "Humphrey.......
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WARNING: THE bài viết YOUR ABOUT TO READ IS BLOODY VIOLENT. And strong language.

Humphrey was just walking into a bar. And he sat down on a chair. Ordered a drink. "Who the hell are you?!" Balto showed up. "None of your Fucking busness!" Humphrey snapped. "I hated your movie, its just a cheap knock off of balto." Then balto just pushed Humphrey. "Don't go there!" Humphrey said. "I just did, đít, mông, ass wipe!" Balto said. Then Humphrey and balto gave evil eyes. Then Humphrey grabbed a glass bottle and hit balto with it. And balto was bleeding. "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" balto shouted. He jumped on Humphrey...
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(A/N sorry for the delay but hopefully you'll forgive me so lets see what happens!)

"Lilly these past few days have been fun and I.... I think l like you." 

"Aww thanks I like bạn to!!"said Lilly 

"No Lilly I mean I think I tình yêu you."said Humphrey looking down.

"oh..... Ive been wanting to tell bạn something to .....umm I kinda like bạn to."said Lilly with a grin on her face.

"Really?!" đã đưa ý kiến Humphrey as his eyes widened and a smile on his face.
"Yeah... So what do we do now?" asked Lilly. "I think we should keep walking and just have fun ya know?" 
Said Humphrey with a smile still on his face.
As...
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 janice
janice
A few weeks after the birth, Janice was walking to Brian and her secret meeting place. She did not know that she was being followed bởi Moonlight.
When she reached Brian she kissed him and then nuzzled him as always. brian kissed her and nuzzled back, "I'm glad to see you. Our pups have been doing well. They are growing and are getting bigger all the time." Janice laughs, "I can't wait to see them again. But Moonlight keeps insisting I stay closer to him." Brian looks around, "I hope he didn't follow bạn here." Janice looks scared, "I hope he didn't!"
Moonlight was smirking and watching from...
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Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the đi văng and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine tiếp theo to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...
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posted by trueshadowwolf
it was the first ngày of summer and humphrey and his Những người bạn were so bord. "(sigh) we should do something." humphrey said. "OH bạn WANT TO PLAY JACKASS?" salty said. "NO remmeber what happened last time?" humphrey said. "oh yeah." salty said.

*FLASH BACK*

shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"...
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 Kate visiting Winston's grave
Kate visiting Winston's grave
The morning after Kate's father had died, Kate decided to visit his grave all bởi herself. Her and Humphrey had not yet told their son and daughter, Christie and Dennis, that their grand father had passed away, so Humphrey was in charge of telling them while Kate was away.

While Kate was walking to her dad's grave, she thought to herself, 'Wow, it's been such a terrible năm with death, first Tony(he died of old age), then Garth(he died in a hunting accident along with two other wolves) and now Winston'.

Finnaly, she had gotten to her destination, her father's grave. She went a grabbed a...
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As of this morning, Sweets, Tesla, and Jeena are in Jasper. After talking most of the night last night, Sweets, Jeena, and I decided that they need a break from the Human World, so they can remember (and in Tesla’s case, learn) what it is to be a wild, free wolf. There was nothing đã đưa ý kiến as to when, hoặc even if, they might come back here with me to stay. Sweets and Jeena were pretty disgusted with the things that have gone on in about the last month, so they đã đưa ý kiến they wouldn’t be in any hurry to come back. To quote Sweets “I’d rather eat đắng, cay đắng berries in Jasper, than eat miếng bò hầm, bít tết in the...
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Though I heard a growl coming from the room on the right I went in there, I was hoping it was just a con chuột hoặc maybe running water from the mote.
I trotted into the room.. I shouldn't have been so happy with myself, I was so ignorant at this point I ignored all the dangers that could have been around.
I looked around the room, I saw ropes and blood.
"What could that be.." I đã đưa ý kiến quietly.
"Ooh god.." My eyes grew larger. I looked at the piece of paper. It had shown a man tied upside down and two men sawing his body in half.
My paws were shaking, my head was pounding. I ran out of the room. "AAAAH!"...
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