Kate tried to find a mate, but it seemed she wasn’t attractive anymore. Shakey would betray Humphrey, but he already has a mate. Kate couldn’t think, but she remembered how Humphrey got his mate.
“I should shoot Cando, then rush to the hospital and hit some on the way, and pick them up to take them to the hospital!”
Humphrey and Lilly were romancing, and Lilly was paralyzed again. It was enjoyable to Humphrey too, however he only felt the everyday romancing part. The part that’s making him feel as good as Lilly is making her feel this good. Mooch went to Humphrey’s house to explain what happened. Obviously, he wasn’t there.
Humphrey and Lilly finished up, “Oh Humphrey, I could do that any day. Even if bạn rape me, I’ll enjoy it!”
“The most enjoyable part for me was making bạn feel so great!”
“Oh Humphrey, I tình yêu bạn so much!”
“I gotta go trang chủ and get some stuff.”
“My car, and the thuyền trailer, and just various things. Can bạn drive me?”
“Of course, sexy!”
They got to Humphrey’s house and saw Mooch waiting there. Mooch had no idea Lilly had an F-350 identical to Cando.
“Yo, Cando, I gotta tell bạn something!”
Humphrey got out, “Humphrey, Kate tried to mate with me!”
“Dude, bạn should’ve done it.”
“You would have allowed it?”
“Yeah, man, Kate and I aren’t together anymore.”
“Oh, alright. Dude, let’s go to town, I saw some pretty dope things at a store.”
“Sounds good, Lilly, go ahead and go back home, Mooch and I are gonna go check that thing that he’s talking about out.”
“Ok, good luck!”
Mooch got in his F-150, “Dude, we’ll take my car.”
Humphrey got in, “Ok.”
They drove to the store that had stuff like drum kits, guitars, and amps. It was a âm nhạc store!
“This is a âm nhạc store! Dude, you’re genius! We can form a band like Metallica!
“Yeah, let’s go in!”
They looked at all the stuff that was in there, “You know drums seem like Shakey’s type,” Humphrey said, “Salty is totally bass.”
“You have a beautiful voice bởi the way, Humphrey,” Mooch said.
Humphrey took a step away from Mooch, “That’s creepy.”
“What, not in a gay way!”
“I like guitar, anyway.”
“You could be like James, play đàn ghi ta, guitar and sing.”
“Good idea, what would bạn do?”
“I’d be guitar.”
“Alright, but I don’t think there can be two.”
“Metallica had two.”
“Alright let’s bởi two guitars, a drum kit, a bass, and three mics.”
They approached the drums, “This one looks cool.”
A guy came along, “Can I help you?”
“We’re looking for a good drum kit that our friend would want.”
“What’s your style?”
“You’re style, what is it? bạn two look like Metalheads.”
“Umm, we like Metallica.”
“I heard Avenged Sevenfold before,” Mooch said.
“You two might like this one. Do bạn want it with hoặc without racks?”
“Err, which ones cheaper?”
“The one without racks is cheaper?”
“Ok, we’ll take that one.”
Humphrey pointed to one without racks.
“That’s not the one I was going to hiển thị you.”
“Ok, hiển thị me this ‘Awesome’ drum kit.”
“This one,” the man pointed to a double âm bass, tiếng bass, bass drum kit. It had two 28x22 âm bass, tiếng bass, bass drums, a 10x8 tom, a 12x10 tom, a 13x11 tom, a 16x16 floor tom, and an 18x18 floor tom. It also had a 14x5½ snare with a 13 inch hi-hat, and four crash cymbals. One was 14 inch, 17 inch, 16 inch, and 19 inch. It had a 19 inch China cymbal, a 10 inch splash cymbals, and a 20 inch Ride cymbal.
Humphrey and Mooch started to drool, “How much?”
“This one is $5,000.”
“Ok, here,” Humphrey handed him a few bones.
“Canadian money sir!”
“That’s Canadian chó sói, sói money.”
Humphrey handed the người hâm mộ a few hundred American dollars, “This is American money! Canadian money!”
“I’ll go to the bank and borrow $5,000,” Mooch said.’
Mooch came back in the store with a mask on his head and carrying a sack of money, “Here, $5,000.”
“Did bạn just rob that bank down the road?”
Mooch took the mask off, “Noooo,”
“Mooch, why is it in a sack?”
“You know, it’s… it’s… it’s the only way to carry $5... 5,000. I can’t put it in… in my wallet.”
“This is thêm than $5,000.”
“I… I got $10,000 for… for the other instruments.”
They bought the instruments and put them in Mooch’s truck. Soon enough, police cars came to them after they loaded.
“Freeze! Get down on the ground!”
Humphrey and Mooch got in as fast as possible and sped off. The police cars chased after them.
“You did rob that bank!”’
“I didn’t think it would be this bad!”
“Guess what cops do? They chase after criminals!”
“I’m sorry! I had no idea it was a crime!”
“Well, once we loose our tails, we have to find a place to park this thing.”
Mooch saw a ramp, “Don’t worry, I got a plan.”
Mooch jumped the ramp then activated the nitrous, “Dude what are bạn doing?”
The ramp was from bờ biển to shore. Between it was a river and if they didn’t make it, they would drown. They made it across and parked in an ally.
“Dude, don’t scare me like that!”
“Sorry, it was the only way.”
“Alright, now w have to leave on foot.”
“We have to leave this truck behind, they know this truck, and once the cops aren’t on us we can come back. I’m sorry it has to be like this.”
“I tình yêu my truck!”
“Once the cops let off us, we can come back.”
Mooch kept locking his car and wouldn’t stop, “I think it’s locked bởi now.”
“Oh, please come back!”
They walked all the way back to Jasper. Mooch would stop thinking about his truck.
“Dude, it’s just a truck!”
“I know, but I tình yêu it like it’s my son hoặc something!”
“Do bạn wanna go back and get it? bạn can get it, I’ll thuyền over there and drop bạn off.”
They got in the thuyền and took off. Mooch felt and jizz crusted to the floor.
“Humphrey, there’s jizz here.”
“Are bạn sure?”
Humphrey stopped for a second, “It’s a good thing the mats aren’t it.”
He got some water and cleaned it off. They eventually got to a dock right tiếp theo to where the ally was.
“I hope to see bạn home!”
Boats hardly go fast than 50 MPH. In fact the cruising speed for a Regal 1900 is 35 MPH to 40 MPH. The speed to Jasper is 65, but for Humphrey it’s a straight shot, Mooch has to deal with turns, so they’ll probably get there about the same time.